A/N: This is a Pirates of the Caribbean parody on 'Frosty the Snowman'. Randomly came to me while I was eating breakfast. It may not be the best poem in the world, but I thought it was funny. Let me know if y'all like it!
Disclaimer: I don't own Pirates of the Caribbean, nor Frosty the Snowman.
Blackbeard the Pirate
Blackbeard the pirate
Was a smelly, crappy soul
With a Cuban pipe and a broken nose
And two eyes that were so cold
Blackbeard the pirate
Was invincible they say
His deeds were low, but Sparrow knows
How he met his end one day
There must have been some magic
In the chalice that they found
For when he placed it to his lips
He fell straight to the ground
Blackbeard the pirate was as dead as he could be
He drank the wrong glass, and Sparrow said
"You'll never outsmart me!"
Swishy swishy swish swish
Swishy swishy swish swish
Look at old Blackbeard
Swishy swishy swish swish
Swishy swishy swish swish
As his flesh all disappears
Blackbeard the pirate
Was stabbed by poisoned knife
So he said, "No fear, with a mermaid's tear
You can save my life"
Down to the fountain
With a chalice in his hand
Fighting one and all, he loudly called
"Kill me if you can"
He took a glass from Sparrow
Not knowing 'twas a trap
His daughter held the lucky drink
So then he said, "Oh crap"
Jack left Angelica,
The daughter of his foe
He waved adieu, saying "I love you,
But I've really got to go"