Disclaimer: All characters (except Dr. Psychosis) are copyright their respective owners. All anime is copyright the country of Japan, or whatever American company buys it.
Just in case you were wondering, these stories are intended to be sillier and campier then my usual ones. So if the writing and jokes seem stupid, it's because I'm intentionally making it that way.
The New Bean Brigade #3
"Jurassic Bore"
At the secret headquarters of the evil league known as the Bean Brigade, Hannibal was reading the paper. Just then, Control Freak entered the conference room.
"I didn't know we get paper delivery here" he said.
"We don't, but I have my ways of obtaining newspapers" Hannibal replied "and I've found something in the paper that is of interest ta me."
"Grocery coupons?"
"I don't even know how that would…no" Hannibal replied "come here."
CF approached him and read over his shoulder "'dinosaur terrorizes subway station.' Seems like something out of the tabloids to me."
"That's what I thought at first, but then I learned about another dinosaur attack on the news. So I checked on the Internet and learned that there have been a collection of dinosaur attacks across the world over the last few months."
"Interesting"
"Isn't it though?" Hannibal replied "then I noticed a pattern. Every time the dinosaurs attack, this group of kids always shows up."
He handed CF a picture of three oddly-dressed kids.
"Where'd you get this?"
"I was looking for various creatures we could control on the internet, and I came across some news about dinosaurs being sighted in locations around the world" Hannibal explained. "I checked on the sightings, and learned that these three kids were seen at nearly all of them, with witnesses saying they were also using dinosaurs."
"Wow, that's a lot of exposition."
"Indeed it is, now pay attention boy" Hannibal replied "I'm sure these kids are connected ta the dinos somehow. If I can find out how, I can control these dinos and use 'em ta help me conquer this here planet. Head ta Japan and find these kids, and use whatever methods you need ta in order ta make these kids tell you their secret."
"Can I assemble some of the team first?" CF asked.
"I would expect that" Hannibal said "and pick up Tolinator while yer out, he's at his group therapy."
"He attends therapy?" CF asked, "actually, that's not so unbelievable."
"Yup, some kinda therapy for lame villains" Hannibal replied "maybe I oughta see about getting that punk Spicer ta attend. Are you still here? Get going!"
"Yes sir!" CF said, as he left the room.
A few minutes later, he came back and grabbed a Pop Tart from a box that sat on the meeting table "I haven't had breakfast this morning" he explained, before he left again.
Elsewhere, across town in room 5C of the New Bradford Municipal building, a therapy session was taking place.
"Okay, let's go around the room and talk about what evil plans we've done for the week" said Dr. Psychosis. He was a middle aged man in a lab coat, with brown hair and glasses "Charles, would you like to start?"
"Yeah okay" Chuck the Evil Sandwich Making Guy replied "so earlier this week, I created this giant mustard cannon, and was gonna use it to cover the city in mustard if they didn't pay me a million dollars. But then WordGirl showed up and stopped me, and defined the word 'extortion' too."
"That was very good Charles, you've improved on your schemes" Dr. Psychosis said "does anyone have any suggestions as to what he could've done different?"
"Yes, how much did this mustard cannon cost?" Frugal Lucre asked "because I find high cost items are not always the best."
"Personally, I find the whole concept of a mustard cannon disgusting" replied Fastidious J. Spiffington, a cultured hamster "you should try something much cleaner."
"Those are all fine comments, but none of them will help Charles improve his plans for next time" Dr. Psychosis explained "still, it's good to see him really stepping up to the plate towards becoming a respected villain."
"Um, doctor, I have a story about my most recent scheme" Tolinator said.
"All right then, please tell us what you've been up to" the doc replied.
"You guys are going to love this" Tolinator answered, beaming proudly "yesterday I clogged all the toilets in the KND treehouse. Now they'll have to use public restrooms!"
"What's to stop them from just unclogging the toilets" Lucre asked.
"Indeed, your stupidity never ceases to amaze me" Fastidious replied.
"Remember, that kind of negative talk is not allowed" Dr. Psychosis began "that was good Tolinator, but maybe next time you could try something more devious."
"I'll remember that" Tolinator replied.
Before anyone else had a chance to respond, the door opened and Control Freak & Beekeeper entered.
"We've got a mission Tolinator, say goodbye to your loser club and let's go" CF said.
"Excuse me, but you can't just barge in here, we're in the middle of a session" Dr. Psychosis replied "and we don't use the term 'losers' here."
"Well I do" CF replied "and I need toilet boy for an important criminal mission."
"Are these the famous teammates you've talked about?" Chuck asked, "pretty swanky."
"Thanks a bunch" Tolinator replied "anyway doc, I hate to cut the session short, but I gotta motor."
"Very well then, but remember, think 'big time'" Dr. Psychosis told him "the only thing stopping you from becoming a successful villain is negative thinking."
"Is that guy for real?" CF asked, as they left the building.
"He sure is" Tolinator explained "Dr. P helps us villains who feel foolish and stupid try to achieve our true potential. He thinks I have the chance to become a major threat to the KND, if I really apply myself."
"Well right now, we need you to apply yourself to our latest caper" Beekeeper said "so it's off to Japan."
"Home of anime and the Super Mario series?" Tolinator asked.
"The same" Beekeeper replied.
Control Freak: Tolinator's comments got me thinking. It's true that so many video games are developed in Japan.
Motor Ed: So?
CF: So, video games should be our thing! I mean, name one video game in the last few years that was developed here and not in Japan.
Motor Ed: I can't, 'cause I'm not a nerd bomb who plays video games all the time like you do, seriously.
CF: It's just funny that all these video game heroes we love, Mario, Sonic, Snake, Link, are actually all Japanese. Really makes you think.
Motor Ed: No, not really.
CF: Anyway, in the next chapter, we meet up with the kids at a video arcade, and execute our plot to learn their secret. Let's just say it involves a lady.
Motor Ed: Plus, Tolinator tries to remember where he's seen all of these situations before.
CF: So read and review, which was also created by the Japanese, as was fanfiction, I think.