Title: One Picture's Worth
Author: SrslyNo
Summary: What if Wilson investigated House and Lucas?
Characters: Wilson, OC, implied House/Lucas
Rating: PG-13
Warning: A little fluff. No violence. Some may cheer. Slight spoiler for 5.2 Not Cancer.
Disclaimer: Not mine. Never will be.
A/N: For darkwilson drabble. Prompt: 29, jealous. Just followed through with a thought that struck me. Still addicted to these drabbles, and still very much in need of getting other work done. Not beta'd.
For one long moment Wilson thought he had House exactly where he wanted him. Standing at the door, his face downcast, not meeting House's gaze, he heard sympathetic words, "How are you?"
Then House destroyed the moment, seeding it with suspicion by proclaiming he had a P.I. investigating him.
Wilson could play the same game. Maybe better. He hired his own investigator with House's cash. The investment yielded snapshots of the new dick in House's life.
Photos slid from the folder. House and Lucas in the hospital, in the apartment, strolling cozily together down the street.
One photo was blurry. He couldn't make out the words on the side of what looked like an ice cream truck, "What's this?"
Shrugging, the gumshoe grinned slyly, "Best I could do when both were in there. The truck was rocking so hard, I couldn't get anything better. Don't own expensive equipment like Lucas, but I don't charge as much either."
That night Wilson consigned shredded images of Lucas to a homemade hell. He watched until there was nothing but ash in the hearth, and then turned away promising, "I won't let you keep him, you high-priced whore."
fin
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