Sharing
Boy : *playing Nintendo DS*
Gekikara : *walk closer* *take Nintendo away*
Boy : Eeeh, Touchan, why?
Gekikara : You can have it back after you've finished your homework. *start playing Nintendo*
Boy : But I don't have any ho-
Gekikara : And tidied your room.
Boy : Kaachan's already do-
Gekikara : And I've finished this level.
Boy : …
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Mischief Managed
*Friday night*
Gekikara : Me and Black are going out tonight.
Black : It's only an hour or so, is it okay leaving you alone here?
Boy : Yeah, I can take care of myself. Go have fun! *smiling*
Gekikara : Somehow I feel like the need of taking away my melon pans and chaining the fridge…
Black : Eh why?
Gekikara : You know boys when no parents in home…
Boy : Damn! She can read my mind!
xxx
Like Father Like Son
*Shibuya is visiting BuraGeki*
Black : *laugh* But when I wa-
Boy : *suddenly appears* Kaachan, where do you put my bag?
Shibuya : Ah! Is that your son?
Gekikara : Probably.
Black : *glare*
Shibuya : Wow! You've grown!
Boy : Was I supposed to shrink?! *leaving*
Black : Hey! Don't be rude!
Shibuya : He is truly Gekikara's son…
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Scary Kaachan
Boy : *sneaking* *steal some money in Black's drawer*
Gekikara : *cough*
Boy : AAAA! *scared* *drop the money* T-Touchan, I need to buy a new robot…
Gekikara : I'm gonna tell your Kaachan later *smirk*
Boy : *holding Gekikara's legs* No! Please no, Touchan!
*later*
Gekikara : *eat all melon pans stock*
Boy : *approach* Touchan, can I have one?
Gekikara : No *munch*
Boy : Kaachan said if you eat them all, you'll get diabetes and die young! So give me some.
Gekikara : I don't care *munch*
Boy : I'm gonna tell Kaachan *leaving*
Gekikara : NO DON'T! Comeback here! You can have some! *chase*
xxx
Nap Time
*Sunday afternoon*
Boy : Touchan! Touchan! *shake* Let's go buy a RC Car. Everyone has it now! *shake*
Gekikara : Zzzz…don't wanna…zzzz…
Boy : Come on Touchan! I am the only one who don't have it *shake*
Gekikara : Zzzz…ask Kaachan…
Boy : I don't want! She'll say no like the usual *shake* Wake up, Touchan!
Gekikara : Interrupt my sleep once again and I'll interrupt your breathing...zzzz…
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Math
*evening*
Black : Yes…just like that. Smart boy *pet*
Boy : Wow this homework is not difficult at all! Thanks, Kaachan!
*later*
Boy : Touchan…would you help me with my homework?
Gekikara : I guess…
Boy : *give the book* Here…I can't do number seven…
Gekikara : WHY WOULD SOMEONE BOUGHT 600 WATERMELONS! Your homework is a joke *leaving*
xxx
Parents Stuff
*11 PM*
Black : Tadaima!
Boy : Okaeri, Kaachan!
Black : Eh? It's already late. Go sleep! Where is Gekikara anyway?
Boy : Touchan is sleeping…
Black : Eh what? Anyway what are these water balloons doing on the floor here?
Boy : Oh, I just try helping Touchan *smiling* hehe…
Black : Helping?
Boy : I read your text in Touchan's phone this afternoon, you said "I want you to get me wet when I get home" right? So I bought these…
Black : *facepalm*
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Mischief Unmanaged
*department store*
Black : *pushing trolley* *looking for soaps*
Gekikara : *secretly putting a snack when Black isn't looking*
*few mins*
Black : *pushing trolley* *looking for blankets*
Boy : *secretly putting a RC Car when Black isn't looking*
*later at home*
Black : WAIT, I DON'T REMEMBER BUYING THESE!
Geki&Boy : *hiding* *giggle* *giggle*
xxx
Jailbait
*Torigoya's visit*
Torigoya : How old are you now? *smile*
Boy : E-eight *doki doki doki*
Torigoya : Aww…you're so cute *pinch cheek*
Boy : T-Twhank yew *doki doki doki* *blush*
Torigoya : I like cute boys *giggle*
Boy : *cough* What do you think…*cough* about bad boys? *doki doki doki*
Torigoya : Bad boys? They're cool *smile*
Boy : *suddenly stay cool* Well not trying to impress you or anything but I can swim without floaties…
xxx
Crush
Boy : Ano…want to play a game? *doki doki doki*
Torigoya : Sure! *smile* what game?
Boy : But it can't be hide and seek…
Torigoya : Eh why not?
Boy : C-cause a girl like you is impossible to find…*blush* *run away to bedroom*
Black : Where did he learn that thing…
Confession
Boy : I…I like you *blush* *doki doki doki* I said it! I said it!
Torigoya : Oh, what a coincidence!
Boy : Really? You like me too? *eyes shining*
Torigoya : No, I like myself too!
Boy : …
xxx
New Lazy Rule
*bedroom*
Gekikara : *roll* (._.) (.-.) (._.) (.-.)
Black : *from the kitchen* Gekikara!
Gekikara : Yes?! *still rolling*
*no response*
Gekikara : YEESSS?! *still rolling*
*no response*
Gekikara : Ugh, should I move… *finally get up and see what Black wants*
xxx
Illegal
Boy : Can you tell me your number? *doki doki doki*
Torigoya : It's xxx-xxx-xxx *smile*
Boy : Uh…umm…can you tell me your address? *doki doki doki*
Torigoya : I live five blocks from here *smile*
Boy : And…can you tell me your workplace? *doki doki doki*
Torigoya : It-
BuraGeki : NO YOU'RE DEFINITELY NOT GOING TO TELL HIM!
xxx
Different Reaction
*Gekikara & Boy are playing Tekken*
*match 1*
Boy : Yeaaay I win!
Gekikara : Ah…it was just a stupid game.
*match 2*
Boy : Ah…I lose…
Gekikara : IN YOUR FACE! HAHAHAHAHAHA! *dances*
xxx
Love Spell?
*dinner time*
Gekikara : *watching TV*
Boy : *daydreaming*
Black : Dinner is ready!
Gekikara : Right away~~ *walk to the kitchen*
Black : Hey, dinner is ready.
Boy : I don't feel like eating…
Black : *touch Boy's forehead* are you feeling sick?
Boy : *shakes head*
Black : Are you okay?
Boy : I wanna sleep…*walk to bedroom*
Gekikara : *appear* It's been a month since Torigoya's last visit, eh? *munch*
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Love Spell!
Black : *in front of Boy's bedroom* *knock*
Boy : Leave me alone…
Black : I cooked your favorite dish.
Boy : I'm not hungry…
Black : *sigh* Touchan is eating all your melon pans share!
Boy : Let her be…
Black : Torigoya's here!
Boy : *open door* *eyes shining* WHERE?!
*later*
Black : *on the phone* Torigoya, did you whisper something to my son?
Torigoya : Huh?
xxx
Love Doesn't Need Any Reason
Boy : *watching anime* *munching melon pan*
Gekikara : *grab melon pan* *bite*
Boy : Take your own share Touchan! *reach* *reach*
Gekikara : The fridge is too far! *swing* *swing*
Boy : You always take everything I had! *brawl*
Gekikara : I'm your Touchan, don't talk that way to me! *brawl*
Black : *staring at Gekikara* Am I drunk the entire relationship…
xxx
Wet Dream
*1 AM*
Gekikara : Black…*shake* wake up…do you hear that?
Black : Zzz…hnn? What?
Gekikara : Do you hear that?
Black : Wait…is that him? What is he doing?
Gekikara : Let's check him out.
*Boy's bedroom*
Boy : Hnnn…Hnnn…zzz…
Black : He's only dreaming *sigh* Let's get back to bed.
Gekikara : No, listen!
Boy : Hnnn…Torigoya-nee-chan…zzz…ahh! Not there…ehehe…hehe…zzz….please…zzz…
Black : !
*Meanwhile in the dream*
Torigoya : *tickling Boy with a golf stick*
xxx
Unfair
Black : What did you do yesterday afternoon?
Boy : I did…nothing?
Black : You threw a stone to the neighbor's window.
Boy : H-how did you know? *scared*
Black : You'll be in less trouble if you tell the truth. You're grounded.
*other time*
Boy : Kaachan…
Black : *reading Bible* Yes?
Boy : I just killed a neighbor's cat…I didn't know the stone was hitting it hard.
Black : Grounded.
Boy : But I was telling the truth! *crying*
xxx
Five Years Passed
Gekikara : *playing Nintendo DS*
Boy : Touchan…my turn *poke*
Gekikara : Wait...let me finish this level…
Boy : You said that fifteen minutes ago!
Gekikara : *keep playing*
Boy : *bite Gekikara's hand*
Gekikara : AAARGHH! Hanase! Hanase! *struggle*
Black : *appear* You really need to grow up instead of growing *taking Nintendo*
Gekikara no Asa
*bedroom, 7 AM*
Gekikara: I have to go to work…
Bed : Just ten minutes more…
Gekikara: Okay…zzz…
*half hour later*
Gekikara: *point at bed* Only Black can seduce me! I have to go to work.
Bed : But baby, it's cold outside~~
Gekikara: *end up sleeping all day like usual*
xxx
Troublemaker
Black: You, *point at Boy* come here.
Boy : Yes, Kaachan? *approach*
Black: We need to talk about something.
Boy : *worried* She caught me hitting a neighbor's dog this morning…she knew I skip class a lot…she knew I got detention…she knew I put a used gum inside Touchan's shoes yesterday…she caught me-
Black: Don't leave the fridge open next time, okay?
xxx
Good Friends
Boy : Tadaima!
Black: Okaeri~~
Boy : Kaachan, I bring friends…is it okay? They're outside.
Black: What?! *seeing the whole room* But our place is a mess!
Boy : Oh, don't worry. They don't care about our house. They just care if we have food.
xxx
Dad Knows Best
*7 AM*
Gekikara: *sleepy* I'm thirsty…*walk to kitchen*
Boy : *watching TV* Ohayou, Touchan~
Gekikara: Mmhayou…*half asleep*
*Gekikara was so sleepy that she didn't realize destroying all the plates and glasses*
Boy : Touchan! Wake up! *shake*
Gekikara: *realize* Oh shoot! Doushiyo?! *panic*
Boy : Wait, I'm gonna call Kaachan
Gekikara: *grab* No! Better shut up.
Boy : Eeeh but Kaachan told me not to lie…
Gekikara: It's not lying. It's just letting the truth speaks for itself…
xxx
Ex-Nanny
*Street, afterschool*
Boy : Lalalala~~ *walk happily*
Center: Hey you! *walk closer*
Boy : Eh? *stop*
Center: Oh My God! You've grown up now. I remember when you were three. We always played together! You still are so cute *pet*
Boy : Who are you?
Center:
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Behind The Scene
*kitchen*
Boy : Kaachan!
Black: Yes?
Boy : I hate Touchan! She always takes everything I had.
Black: Don't say that about her.
Boy : She's not like you. She's sleeping all day long and always doing what she wants. I hate her!
Black: Eventhough she didn't involve in the making but respect her as your Touchan and she might look like an unemployed but she pays half of the bill, okay?
Boy : In the making?
Black: Ne-Nevermind -/-
xxx
Mom Knows Best
Boy : Kaachan, I lost my transformers…you see my Bumblebee?
Black: Clean up your room *read Bible*
Boy : I'm asking about my transformers…
Black: Just clean your room!
Boy : Kaachan is the worst! *mumble*
Black: You never know what you have till you clean your room.
xxx
Keep Out Reach of Children
Black : What are these?
Gekikara: Sugar pills…I'm trying to sell some.
Black : Nonsense. Anyway, hide it somewhere our son can't see.
Gekikara: Eeeh why?
Black : He'll probably try to swallow one.
Gekikara: Oh, don't worry. I have hundreds more!
xxx
OCD
*Boy & Black are walking together in the street*
Boy : Ah! There's a spider. Hyaaa~~ *about to stomp*
Black: Hey stop that! Don't do that to animals, kay? He's innocent.
Boy : Kay… *frown*
*later at home*
Boy : Waa I found spiders in the kitchen! Kaachan, look!
Black: *bringing broomstick* WHERE?!
xxx
Forgotten
Center: Oh come on, don't you remember me? Let's go to my place! *smile*
Boy : But Kaachan told me not to follow nor talk to strangers…
Center: This is useless *carrying boy in the shoulder*
Boy : HELP! HELP! I'M BEING KIDNAPPED!
*Center's house*
Boy : *kicking Center* Hanase! Hanase!
Nezumi: Who's that?
Boy : Ah! Nezumi-nee-chan?
Nezumi: Who are you?
Boy : You are still pretty, Nezumi-nee-chan!
Center : HOW COME YOU DON'T REMEMBER ME?
Environmentally-Friendly
*Late night*
Black : You go first, I'll just read some book to kill time.
Gekikara: *pull Black* I don't want. Let's shower together! *giggle*
Black : Gekikara, please! -/-
Gekikara: Come on shower with me! Let's save the water, therefore we save the earth! *giggle*
Black : I doubt that was the only thing on your mind…
xxx
Blame Toy Story
*Boy's bedroom*
Gekikara: What are you doing?
Boy : I'm keeping my toys.
Gekikara: Why taping them to the wall?
Boy : I'm afraid they'll be going if I turn my back…
xxx
Bribe
*Center's house*
Center: Really you don't remember anything about me?
Boy : *shakes head*
Center: *give candy* Still don't remember?
Boy : *shakes head*
Center: *give coins* Anything?
Boy : *happily looking at money* Ah I remember now!
Nezumi: That just doesn't change the fact he forgets about you Center…
xxx
Romance Privacy *)
Kaachan: Come on, let's get you in a bath.
Boy : I want to take a bath with Touchan.
Kaachan: She's at work, come on get in.
Boy : Then I'll wait till she come home!
Kaachan: But we already promised to take a bath together tonight, doushiyo…
*) New single of French Kiss
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Failure
Black: How was your exam?
Boy : Nothing much…
Black: Define nothing much.
Boy : *show the paper*
Black: F?
Boy : But Kaachan…everyone failed. At least once *worried*
Black: Yeah right, I've failed once. And then you born.
xxx
Playboy
Nezumi: Get him home.
Center : But Nezumi…I want to play with him more…
Nezumi: Yeah like he wants to play with you!
Boy : *hug Nezumi's arms* Nezumi-nee-chan is so pretty~~
Nezumi: CENTER GET ME OFF! *struggle*
xxx
You Got Fans
Center : Oh well, come on. Let's get you home *pull Boy*
Boy : Yada! I want to go with Nezumi-nee-chan. I don't know you!
Nezumi: NO WAY.
Center : Nezumi…please?
Nezumi: …
Center : *puppy eyes*
Nezumi: *facepalm* Fine!
xxx
Yankee Boots
Boy : Aaaa, more cockroaches Kaachan!
Black: Where?
Boy : In the kitchen!
Black: Give me a shoe!
Boy : *give* Here Kaachan~
Black: Not my shoes! Get Gekikara's!
xxx
Caught
*2 AM*
Boy: Ah…I need to pee *yawn* *walk out*
*in front of bathroom*
Boy: Why is it locked?
*Black & Gekikara's muffled sounds come from inside*
Boy : Hn? Kaachan? Touchan? You there?
Gekikara: Nobody's here!
Boy : Ehh? I need to pee!
Black : Mmmhh…Nnnpleasennh just wait a minute…hnnnn…!
Boy : Okay…I'll wait in the living room. What are they doing anyway? (-_-)
xxx
Turn Out
*morning, bedroom*
Gekikara: Zzzz…
Black : WAKE UP! *flip blanket*
Gekikara: *roll* Do not want…zzz…
Black : Every day sleeping, what are you? A koala?!
Gekikara: *pull Black down* Sleep with me…zzz…
Black : Ahhh! Hanase! Wake up you lazy ass! *struggle*
Gekikara: *tighten* You'll be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a koala…zzz…
Black : *blush* I'm supposed to be angry, dammit! *surrendered in Gekikara's arms*
Environmentally-Friendly II
*living room*
Gekikara: *sleeping on the couch*
Black : Wake up!
Gekikara: Hnn?
Black : Turn off the television before you sleep.
Gekikara: Ehh…sorry *turn off*
Black : Don't waste electricity.
Gekikara: Ahh it was only ten minutes…
Black : Would you like it if I turn you on and leave you for ten minutes?!
xxx
Stupid Cartoon
*living room*
Boy : *watching Dora The Explorer*
Dora : Say "Map"!
Boy : Map!
Boots: Louder!
Boy : MAAAAP!
Black : *appear* Lower your voice!
Boy : But…
xxx
Old Habit
*Rainy season*
Boy : Kaachan, I'm going to school!
Black: Yeah, be careful on the way.
Boy : But there is no umbrella…
Black: Eh?
Boy : Touchan cut them all…
Black: GEKIKARA!
xxx
Gekikara's Concern
*living room*
Black : *reading Bible*
Gekikara: *watching TV* Black…pass me the remote please?
Black : It's on the table! Get it yourself.
Gekikara: My body doesn't want to move~~
Black : What are you not being lazy at?
Gekikara: This? *hug*
Black : Gekikara…
Gekikara: And this…*kiss*
Black : Gekikara!
Gekikara: And thi-
Black : *punch*
Gekikara: Itai! You are so cold!
Black : *whisper* He is here!
xxx
No
*department store*
Black: *pushing trolley*
Boy : Kaachan, can I buy this RC car?
Black: You already have one.
Boy : Touchan stomped on it…can I?
Black: No.
Boy : I…*fumble pocket* uh…I've been saving money this week, I'll buy it myself!
Black: No.
Boy : Kaachan is the worst! *crying*
xxx
No!
Boy : Kaachan can I b-
Black : No.
Boy : But I haven't-
Black : No.
Boy : Ugh! Touchan can I b-
Gekikara : No.
Boy : *rage throwing robot* I knew I'm adopted!
xxx
Angry BirdsMarimokkori
*morning, bedroom*
Black : Wake up *shake*
Gekikara: 5 minutes more…zzzz….
Black : You said that an hour ago. WAKE THE HELL UP! *flipping blanket*
Gekikara: What's with you?!
Black : Such a lazy bum! I AM SICK AND TIRED OF YOUR ATTITUDE! AND I C-
Gekikara: Urusainaaa! *cover ears*
Black : ARE YOU TALKING BACK TO ME? WHAT AR-
Gekikara: Black?
Black : WHAT?!
Gekikara: Your lips are sexy…if closed.
Black : ...
xxx
Impression
*Sunday*
Black : Here's some snacks for you guys.
Boy's friends : Thank you *bow*
One of boy's friends: Your mom is so nice!
Boy : If only you live with her…
xxx
Child's Fear
*night, Boy's bedroom*
Black: Have you brushed your teeth?
Boy : Mmm…*roll*
Black: Is that a yes or no?
Boy : Mmm…yes?
Black: Good, cause tomorrow we'll see a dentist.
Boy : *run to bathroom and brushing teeth for 30 minutes*
Black: *smirk*
xxx
Noel no Yoru
*Christmas Eve*
Boy : Touchan! Touchan!
Gekikara: Yes?
Boy : What do you wish for Christmas?
Gekikara: Hmm…to have a lifetime supply of Melon pan? What about you?
Boy : I want Santa send me a brother!
Gekikara: Don't wish for Santa. Just send me to your Kaachan.
Doing it BuraGeki Way
*10 PM*
Boy : *playing Nintendo* Wahaha~
Gekikara : Go sleep now. You have school tomorrow.
Boy : Do not want! *still playing*
Gekikara : Now!
Boy : No! *still playing*
Gekikara : Blaack!
Black : *appear* Where do you want to go…seeing eternity? Darkness will guide you…to the right way…
Boy : Zzz…
*6 AM*
Black : Wake up! *shake*
Boy : Zzz…
Black : You'll be late to school! *shake*
Boy : *roll* Zzz…
Black : Gekikaraa!
Gekikara : *come in* Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle. The cow jumped over the moon~
Boy : *Waking up & crying by Gekikara's voice*
BuraGeki : *highfive*
xxx
Choices
Boy : Uhhh… *head on desk*
*few mins*
Boy : Uhhh *head on desk*
*few mins*
Boy : Uhhh! *frustrate*
Gekikara: Need help with the homework?
Boy : No…
Gekikara: What's your problem?
Boy : I'm confused whether I should go to Nezumi-nee-chan's or Torigoya-nee-chan's place tomorrow…
Gekikara: This kid…
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Decision
Boy : *fired up* Yosh! I'll go to Torigoya-nee-chan's workplace tomorrow!
Black : Eh, do you know where it is?
Boy : Erotic massage parlor right? Touchan told me!
Black : *glare at Gekikara*
Gekikara: *look away* *whistle*
Boy : I will bring her flowers and surprise her like a prince! Then I'll take her to dance under the moonlight! Yessss! *fired up*
Black : Do you even understand what 'erotic massage' means…
xxx
Dining Crisis
Black : Today's dinner is chicken soup…
Boy : Yay! Itadakimasu~~
Gekikara : I HATE MEAT! *flip table*
*other time*
Black: Today's dinner is vegetables soup…
Gekikara: Yay! Itadakimasu~~
Boy : I HATE VEGETABLES! *flip table*
*other time*
Black : Today's dinner is…cup noodles. *read Bible*
GekiBoy : I HATE YOU! *flip everything*
*later under the shower*
Black : Why can't I have a normal family? Why?! *crying*
xxx
Gekikara's Level
Black : If you aren't satisfied with my cooking, go cook yourself!
Gekikara : Fine!
*dinner time*
Gekikara : I've made curry! *proud*
Black : Shit…she can cook actually. *feeling lose*
Everyone: Itadakimasu!
*that night Gekikara got arrested due to trial of murder case*
xxx
Hard Work
Boy : I hate Kaachan! *sobbing* *crying*
Gekikara : What is it about? *pat*
Boy : She won't let me play outside today *sobbing* *crying*
Gekikara : But that doesn't mean you can hate her *pat*
Boy : She doesn't let me do anything! I hate her! KAACHAN IS EVIL! *crying*
Gekikara: Don't talk about her like that again! *rage*
Boy : *scared at Geki's aura* Eh…Touchan…
Gekikara : Do you know how much pain she felt to bear you out?! *still rage*
Boy : *shakes head*
Gekikara : It's like sneezing watermelons out of your nose! *rage*
Boy : Watermelons…*scared* *run to Black* *bawling* UWAAAH KAACHAN~ I LOVE YOU! I'M SORRY! I'M REALLY SORRY! *hug*
Black : What in the world Gekikara did to him…?
xxx
Confirmation
Gekikara : I'm just lecturing him out *proud*
Black : Wow…umm…thank you? *still confused*
Boy : *still clinging onto Black* *sobbing*
Black : Hey hey…stop crying *pat* you are a boy aren't you?
Boy : Kaachan…
Black : Yes?
Boy : Did it hurt when you sneeze me out?
Black : Huh?
xxx
Better Answer
Black : Anyways…babies don't come from the nose!
Boy : Then where do they?
Black : Uhmm…*thinking of a better answer*
Gekikara: It's from-
Black : *punch*
Gekikara: Itai!
Boy : Kaachan! Where do they come from? *tug*
Black : I…puked you out…*nervously looking away*
Gekikara: What an answer!
xxx
Supply
Boy : Kaachan! I have a school trip to Nagoya tomorrow~ *happy*
Black : Oh nice. Have you prepared everything?
Boy : Yup! *show bag*
Black : WHY ONLY MELON PANS?!
*meanwhile in the kitchen*
Gekikara: Where all my melon pans go…
xxx
Yappari Anonymous
Teacher : Everyone, keep walking together with your group okay? Don't get lost!
Students: Yes~
*3 hours later Boy gets lost*
Boy : *crying*
People passing by: What's your name, boy? Are you lost?
Boy : *crying louder*
xxx
Present
Boy: *walking home happily afterschool* Lalalalala~
*meets Torigoya & Sado in an alley*
Boy : *eyes sparkling* AH! Torigoya-nee-chan~~~ *run*
Torigoya: Oh hello cute boy *smile*
Boy : Ahh she calls me cute, she calls me cute!
Sado : Wow…you've grown!
Boy : *bow* Hi Sado-nee-san. Ano…uh…*fumbling bag*
Torigoya: What is it?
Boy : Please accept this! *give*.I made this with all my heart!
Torigoya: Ohh thank you! *smile*
Sado : It's just an abstract clay figure from arts and craft class isn't it…
xxx
Heart Break
Boy : Umm…ano…Torigoya-nee-chan, do you want to be…*nervous* M-m-my…g-girlfriend?!
Torigoya: Aww that's sweet…but I already have one *frown*
Boy : *backsound of thunder* Who!
Torigoya: *cling on Sado* Sado-nee-san!
Boy : *faint*
Sado : *to Torigoya* You should be the one named Sado…*feeling guilty*
xxx
Plenty of Fish in The Sea
*home*
Boy : HWAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! *rolling on floor*
Black : *watching from afar* *worry* What happened with him?
Gekikara : *watching from afar* *worry* I don't know either…
*few mins*
Boy : HWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! *throwing toys*
Black : What happened?!
Boy : Torigoya-nee-chan has girlfriend! HWAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Gekikara : *trying to calm Boy down* Don't worry, there are plenty of fish in the sea~
Boy : *sobbing* But I like girls…*confused*
Black : *to Gekikara* Please use easier proverbs to an eight year old!
xxx
Yappari Playboy
Boy : *sobbing on Black's lap* Hu…hu…Kaachan…hu…
Black : *stroke Boy's hair*
Gekikara : But you said you like Nezumi-nee-chan as well?
Boy : *realized* You right! I still have Nezumi-nee-chan! *stand up*
Black : His change of heart is so fast…
Enjoying Childhood
*rainy season*
Boy : *stare out the window* Uwaa it's raining! *happy*
Gekikara: Why so happy?
Boy : I wanna play outside and dance under the rain~~ *run outside*
Gekikara: *hold* You'll be sick! And Black will mad…at me.
Boy : *break free* Yada! I'm strong! *finally run outside*
Gekikara: *sigh*
Boy : *jump happily in the rain*
Gekikara: *watching* Let's see if he gets bored soon…
Boy : *run happily in the rain*
Gekikara: *watching* Isn't he cold?
Boy : *play with other boys in the rain*
Gekikara: *watching* That seems so fun… *decided to join*
Black : Not you too, Gekikara!
xxx
Result
Black : Look at you two! *facepalm*
Boy : *shiver* *sneeze*
Gekikara: *shiver* *sneeze*
Boy : I'm c-c-c-old! *sneeze*
Black : Don't do that again!
Boy : Y-y-yees…*sneeze*
Gekikara: Listen to your Kaachan *sneeze*
Black : That means you too, Gekikara!
xxx
Scariest Thing of Being Sick
*bedroom*
Gekikara : *shiver* *shiver*
Boy : *shiver* *shiver*
Gekikara : *sneeze* *cough*
Boy : *sneeze* *cough*
Black : Okay, I'll just get some medicine then.
GekiBoy : NO WE'RE FINE!
xxx
Unfair
*bedroom*
Black : Say aaah!
Gekikara: Yada! Yada! I told you I hate pills! *cover mouth*
Black : *hold* *glare* DRINK. NOW.
Gekikara: Yadaaaaa *sneeze*
Black : You lose to an eight year old?! He does even take his medicine!
Gekikara: That's because you gave him cough syrup…
xxx
Tasty Cough Syrup
Black : You are an adult!
Gekikara: But I don't want pills! *whine*
Black : Fine! *takes syrup* Here.
Gekikara: Yay!
*few secs*
Black : At least she wants to take medicine now…
Gekikara: Medicine company surely doesn't know how apple tastes like…*puke*
xxx
Energy-draining
Gekikara: *cough* Black…I'm hungry…
Black : *run to bedroom* *bringing soup* *feeding Gekikara*
Boy : *cough* Kaachan…I'm hungry…
Black : *run to Boy's bedroom* *bringing hot porridge* *feeding Boy*
Gekikara: *cough* Black…
Black : *run*
Boy : *cough* Kaachan…
Black : *run*
*next day*
Gekikara: Ohayou! I'm feeling better now~ *giggle*
Boy : Me too! I wanna play outside~~
Black : *collapses*
xxx
Invalid Theory
Boy : Baby doesn't come from mouth! Kaachan lied!
Black: Eh…ah…no?
Boy : My teacher said it impossible to puke babies!
Black: Well…
Boy : So it's from nose right?
Black: Of course not!
Boy : Then why Kaachan's nose is so big?
xxx
I May Be Rude But I'm The Truth
Gekikara: Don't talk about her like that! That's rude *rage*
Boy : I'm…I'm sorry…
Black : It's okay *pet*
Gekikara: If you want, talk about her chest!
Black : *punch*
Gekikara: B-but I'm just teaching her how to praise her mom…!
Black : You just teach him how to be pervert. *leaving*
xxx
Climax
Gekikara: Black…I…can't…hold… *pant* *pant*
Black : Please Gekikara! Please!
Gekikara: Ha…ha…*sweating*
Black : Harder!
Gekikara: I…can't! Uhh! *pant*
Boy : Kaachan, Touchan, are you done cleaning the ceiling?
Black : Not yet! The spiders are nesting up here. Hold my legs harder, Gekikara!
Gekikara: Black is so heavy… *pant*
xxx
Advice
Boy: *watching anime* Wahaha~
*later*
Boy: *watching anime* Wahaha~
*later*
Boy : *watching anime* Wahaha~
Black: You need to stop watching TV so much and read more like I am!
Boy : *turn off TV* *read manga* Wahaha~
Black: Hey! (=,=)
xxx
More Lazy Rule
*Sunday*
Boy : *playing outside with his friends*
Gekikara: *roll on the floor*
Black : *vacuum cleaning*
Gekikara: Ugh I'm bored…*roll*
Black : Then do the vacuum, I'll cook dinner.
Gekikara: I said I'm a lord!
Black : …
xxx
Before and After "Marriage"
*8 years ago*
Gekikara: *on the phone* Hello beautiful…what are you doing? *giggle*
Black : Stop calling me! *hang up*
Gekikara: *calling again* Black…okotteru? *giggle*
Black : No. *hang up*
Gekikara: *calling again* I miss Yukirin…
*now*
Black : *from her workplace* Geki, please take care of the laundry, then pick him up from school, please reheat the soup in the kitchen, don't let him touch anything in the cabinet, don't-
Gekikara: Yep. Kay. Yes. I will. Mhm. I know. I won't. Yup. Sure. Ok. BYE. *hang up*
xxx
Focus
*kitchen*
Black : Geki, can you help me with the cabbages?
Gekikara: Okay…
Black : I need to use bathroom. While do the cabbages, can you please watch the soup and cut the carrots?
Gekikara: Uh…okay…
*few mins*
Gekikara: AHHH HOW CAN BLACK MANAGE THESE ALL?! *flip everything*
Black : The kitchen is messed up?!
Gekikara: I can't do multitasking…okotteru?
Black : Can you please be focused on more than one thing at once?!
Gekikara: I can focus on your breasts…
xxx
One NightMinute Stand
*living room*
Boy: *playing video games*
*kitchen*
Gekikara: *poke Black*
Black : Hm?
Gekikara: *point at bathroom*
Black : *blush* *shake head*
Gekikara: *frown* Please?
Black : *sigh* Okay…
BuraGeki: *walk to bathroom*
Boy : Where are you two going?
Black : We're gonna take a bath. Just continue your game.
Boy : Oh! It's family bath time?! I wanna join~~
BuraGeki: NO!
Result
Black : I got calls from your school. You've been absent for a week. Where had you been?!
Boy : Eh? Me? Umm…
Gekikara: Don't be too harsh to him.
Black : So…no answer? *glare*
Boy : *teary eye* I…I…HWAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Gekikara: I said don't be too harsh to him! *pet boy's head*
Boy : HWEEEEEEEE!
Gekikara: Everyone makes mistake…relax…it's nothing…*pet pet pet*
Boy : *sob* *sob* Really?
Gekikara: Yeah even your Kaachan, I mean look at you…
Black : !
xxx
Burageki No Rekishi
Season II
(After Giving Birth)
Cold
*hospital bedroom*
Black : *smiling towards the sleeping newborn baby*
Gekikara: *enter the room* Blaack~~
Black : What do you want? *glare*
Gekikara: Eh, so cold…
Black : Go.
Gekikara: But I just want to peel you apples uwaaaah~~ *cry**run outside*
Black : Ah…
xxx
Forbidden
*hospital bedroom*
Gekikara: *bite nails*
Black : Can you please go outside?
Gekikara: So mean!
Black : Please?
Gekikara: You need to change? Let me help you~~ *giggle*
Black : Matsui Rena!
Gekikara: Fine. *walk outside*
Black : *breastfeeding baby*
Gekikara: I WANT A TASTE TOO! *suddenly burst inside*
Black : GET THE HELL OUT! *covering*
xxx
Attention Seeker
*still hospital bedroom*
Black : *hold the baby*
Gekikara: Look, I have melon pans! Let's eat it together! *show*
Black : *smile to baby*
Gekikara: Black! I cut my nails today! *show*
Black : *playing with baby's hair*
Gekikara: *choke* Black! Help! I'm dying ugh…ugh…! *pretend to faint*
Black : *to Baby* Who's the good kid? It's you~
Gekikara: …
xxx
The Last Name
*still hospital bedroom*
Gekikara: How do we call him?
Black : I don't know…
Gekikara: I see *holding baby's finger* Hey you little Matsui~
Black : WHAT?!
Gekikara: Something wrong?
Black : *scoff* You're not even involved in the process.
Gekikara: But at least I'm not leaving you alone…
Black : *looking away* *doki doki doki doki*
End Of Burageki no Rekishi
Still Lazy Rule
*Sunday*
Boy : *playing PSP*
Gekikara: *watching TV*
Black : *reading Bible*
Gekikara: This show is really boring…Can you pass me the remote?
Boy : It's on the table!
Gekikara: Black can y-
Black : It's on the table!
Gekikara: Nevermind, I love watching chess.
xxx
Different Things
Boy: Kaachan, I have another school trip tomorrow!
Black: Where would it be?
Boy: Kyoto…
*next day*
Boy: Ittekimasu!
Gekikara: Have fun!
Black: Be a good kid!
Boy: Eh, but I can't do both…
xxx
Living Blanket
*bedroom, winter, 3 AM*
Gekikara: *sleepy* *shake Black* Wake up…
Black : Hnn? Zzz…
Gekikara: *sleepy* Turn the heater on please…
Black : Nnn…do it yourself zzzz….
Gekikara: Okay then *wrap herself around Black* zzzz…
Black : I. CANT. BREATHE. *choked*
xxx
Useless
*evening*
Boy : Kaachan~~ help me with math please? *run to living room*
Gekikara: Your Mom has a night shift *watch TV*
Boy : *head down* Oh okay…
Gekikara: What is it?
Boy : Nothing…I guess I'll just do this homework by myself…
Gekikara: Hey, I am here! Why not asking me?
Boy : I don't trust you…
xxx
Gaining Trust
Gekikara: You think how do I got this certificate? *show*
Boy : Oh…Touchan is actually graduated? *amazed*
Gekikara: I am!
Boy : How much you paid the principal?
Gekikara: Okotte dame…okotte dame…okotte dame…
xxx
Yappari Useless
Gekikara: Anyways, show me your homework!
Boy : *hesitate* umm…okay this.
Gekikara: Unn…
*few secs*
Gekikara: Unn…
*more secs*
Gekikara: Unn…
Boy : How?
Gekikara: Believe me, when you are graduated and being adult, this won't help you in life *leaving*
xxx
Parents Meeting
Boy : Parents are invited to school tomorrow morning.
Black : I can't. I have fulltime shift tomorrow. Gekikara, you come.
Gekikara: I can't too! I…Sado asked me to hunt more tomorrow! *lying*
Black : *takes cellphone* Moshi-moshi, Sado?
Gekikara: *grabs* Ayy no! Fine, I'll go!
Boy : DON'T!
BuraGeki: Why not?
Boy : Because Touchan is a baka…
xxx
Apologize
Black : Hey, don't be rude!
Boy : Ahh…um…sorry…
Gekikara: Okotte dame…okotte dame…okotte dame…
Black : Apologize to Touchan now!
Boy : Touchan…I'm sorry for saying the truth…
Black : Apparently children can't lie… * facepalmed*
xxx
Flirtatious Mistake
*bedroom, 12 PM*
Gekikara: Black…*closer*
Black : *reading Bible* Hm?
Gekikara: Can I have you tonight? *grin*
Black : *still reading* Not in the mood.
Gekikara: *play with Black's hair* Please?
Black : *still reading* I'm on my period. *lying*
Gekikara: No use…I double-checked your period schedule *giggle* okotteru?
Black : *blush* Geki…please…
Gekikara: You are so beautiful today…
Black : So I was always ugly yesterday?! Oyasumi! *sleep*
Gekikara: Ah...
xxx
More Lazy Rule
*kitchen*
Black : Gekiii!
Gekikara: *from the living room* What?
Black : Please help me with the dish!
Gekikara: I'm busy!
Black : You're doing nothing!
Gekikara: I'm converting oxygen to carbondioxide!
Black : …
Distracting
*Sunday*
Black : *to the kitchen*
Gekikara: *to the kitchen*
Black : *to the washroom*
Gekikara: *to the washroom*
Black : Any idea why are you following me all day?
Gekikara: Please tell your breasts to stop staring at my eyes, it's very distracting.
Black : …
xxx
How I Met Your Mother II
*living room*
Boy : Kaachan, do you love Touchan?
Black : Yes…
Boy : Touchan, do you love Kaachan?
Gekikara: Of course!
Boy : Why are you marrying her?
Gekikara: Well I'm just continuing other's saved game…
Black : Hey what was that supposed to mean?!
xxx
No Aspirin
*bedroom, morning*
Black : I don't feel very well today…
Gekikara: *touch Black's forehead* Not working today?
Black : Mmhmm. My head feels funny. It's happening every once a week ugh.
Gekikara: I see…
Black : Can you recommend something for a constant headache like this?
Gekikara: I don't know. Have you tried um…marriage?
Black : What was that supposed to mean?!
xxx
Taking Risk
*evening*
Gekikara: Tadaima!
Black : Okaeri~
Gekikara: I'm starving!
Black : You want dinner?
Gekikara: Yes, please! What are my choices?
Black : Yes and no.
Gekikara: I'll just have cup noodles then…
xxx
Ugly Truth
Boy : Kaachan~~ *run to Black*
Black : Yes?
Boy : Aoi-kun told me this morning he has a brother finally!
Black : Okay?
Boy : When I get one like that too? *pout*
Black : *blush* Umm…ask Touchan.
Boy : Touchan!
Gekikara: No comment.
Black : *whisper* But seriously, if I had baby. What would you want it to be?
Gekikara: A joke?
xxx
Holy Chants
*living room*
Black : *read Bible*
Boy : *watching* Wow surely Kaachan is religious…
Gekikara: Why?
Boy : She always reads Bible and prays every night on weekends.
Gekikara: Huh?
Boy : Yeah, I often heard Kaachan screaming God's name in the middle of the night…
BuraGeki: (O/O)
xxx
Unfit
Gekikara: Black, is it in?
Black : Yeah…
Gekikara: Does it hurt?
Black : Mmhmm…
Gekikara: Let me put it in slowly.
Black : It still hurts…
Boy : Kaachan, Touchan, why don't you try another boots size?
xxx
Best Stress Reliever
*bedroom, 11 pm*
Black : *read book*
Gekikara: *burst in* Tadaima!
Black : That's scary look on you. What makes you so late?
Gekikara: The owner blamed me for something I didn't do and lectured me for hours!
Black : I see…Want to have a warm bath? I'll prepare it for you. It can ease your mind. *smile*
Gekikara: No! *throwing self to bed*
Black : Okay…you're in a bad mood today… *continue reading*
Gekikara: Just go away!
Black : Eh, what's my fault?!
Gekikara: Sorry, I mean your clothes can go but you can stay!
Black : Eeeh?!
xxx
Wrong and Wronged
*dinner time*
Boy : Touchan, why do you hate meat?
Gekikara: They are from living animals…
Boy : But they taste good! Especially breast…
Gekikara: What did you say?!
Boy : What? KFC breast taste amazing…
Gekikara: Oh…ah…breast huh…well I like them too. Especially your Kaachan's homemade one *wink*
Black : Can we move to other topic please?!
xxx
On Sale
*bedroom*
Gekikara: Look at these Victoria Secret's expensive underwear!
Black : Urusai.
Gekikara: You told me and your son not to waste money but tch…
Black : They were 50% off. I'm not wasting money.
Gekikara: Oh yea? Too bad I like them 100% off your body anyway.
Black : (-/-)
Chemistry
Boy : So why are you marrying Kaachan?
Gekikara : I already told you, eh? (author's note: take a look at old jokes)
Boy : Touchan lied that time!
Gekikara : Practically not…
Boy : So, why?
Black : Sweetheart, we are together because of chemistry, okay? You'll know it when you're adult.
Gekikara : Oh…so that's why you treat me like a toxic waste? Makes sense.
xxx
Chemistry 2
Boy : *searching in first-aid-kit box*
Black: *notice* What are you doing?
Boy : Yatta! Found it~ *holding ethanol bottle*
Black: What are you gonna do with it? (O_o)
Boy : My teacher said this is one of chemical solution…
Black: Yes…?
Boy : I'm gonna give it to Torigoya-nee-chan wahaha~~
Black: NOT THAT KIND OF CHEMISTRY!
xxx
Chemistry 3
Boy : So, I can't give ethanol?
Black : *facepalm*
Gekikara : You actually haven't moved on from Torigoya…
Boy : But I want to start relationship with chemistry like Kaachan and Touchan *bawling*
Gekikara : You need Sake…
Black : What?
Gekikara : Oh, you don't remember? Our first kiss was because I was drunk and you looked so hot sitting there alone in Rappappa roo-
Black : *punch*
xxx
Having Twins
Boy : Kaachan~~ *run to Black*
Black : Yes?
Boy : Kuroi-kun told me this morning that he actually has a twin brother!
Black : Okay?
Boy : Why I can't get one like that too? *pout*
Black : Umm…ask Touchan.
Boy : Tou-
Gekikara: NO WAY! WHO WOULD BE THE SECOND FATHER?! *death glare*
xxx
No Food
*evening*
Black : *read Bible*
Gekikara: Tadaima!
Black : *still reading Bible* Okaeri…
Gekikara: *sniffs* Do you smell that?
Black : *distracted* What?
Gekikara: *sniffs* smell that?
Black : I don't smell anything!
Gekikara: Neither do I. Get in the kitchen!
Black : …
xxx
It's Rude
*Gekikara's phone rings*
Gekikara: Moshi-moshi?
Gakuran : Yo! Hisashiburi~
Gekikara: Gakuran! *giggle*
Gakuran : How are your family?
Gekikara: Boy is fine *giggle*
Gakuran : Black?
Gekikara: Her cooking is still inedible as usual *sigh*
Gakuran : *laugh* But you're okay with her right?
Gekikara: At least she's edible…
Black : *passing by* I HEAR THAT!
xxx
Old Times Hard Times, Nowadays…Still Hard Times
*8 years ago*
Gekikara: *argue*
Black : *listens*
*5 years ago*
Black : *argue*
Gekikara: *listens*
*nowadays*
Black : *argue*
Gekikara : *argue*
Neighbour: *listens*
xxx
Doomsday
Boy : End of the world~ End of the world~ hahahaha! *acting as Godzilla stepping into lego buildings he made*
Gekikara: *joins* End of the world~~ *stomp* *lego cracked in instant*
Boy : HWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Black : GEKIKARA!
Gekikara: Shit. End of the world…*hiding in bedroom*
xxx
Merry Christmas
Boy : Will Santa come this year? I wanna see him…
Black : Santa will only come to good kids~
Boy : Am I good kid? I want new Gundam~
Gekikara : You will be a good kid if you aren't asking for Gundam, okay?
xxx
Table Manner
*dinner time*
Gekikara: *eats brutally*
Black : Eat slowly!
*another dinner time*
Gekikara: *spilling sauce everywhere*
Black : Eat normally!
*another dinner time*
Gekikara: *making sculpture from rice*
Black : Don't play with the food!
Gekikara: Muu, Black is no fun! *pout*
Black : You need to learn how to eat properly! It's not good he starts copying you.
Gekikara: I will, if you learn how to cook properly first.
*That night, once again, Black cried under the shower*
xxx
Holiday
*bedroom*
Black : I'm really tired. Work has gotten rough lately…
Gekikara: What is it?
Black : You see recently I've been going home really late. They extend my shift for couple hours.
Gekikara: How about taking a holiday?
Black : Sounds nice, if only I won't lose my job.
Gekikara: No, no you won't. This one is reasonable and you can get to stay at home for months!
Black : *excited* Eh, really? How?
Gekikara: *thinking* But I don't have that…
Black : Don't have what?
Gekikara: *thinking* And because I don't have any, I can't get you to have one…
Black : You have what? Getting me having what?
Gekikara: *whisper* *whisper*
Black : NO I WON'T TAKE MATERNITY LEAVING YOU DUMBASS! (=/=)
xxx
Ex-Boyfriend
*Bedroom*
Gekikara: I sometimes wonder how his dad looks like…
Black : Please, I don't want to talk about that.
Gekikara: You afraid I'll mad?
Black : No, he's just a butthurt to reminisce.
Gekikara: By the way, our son was born on November right?
Black : Yes, why?
Gekikara: *strokes chin* I see you and your ex enjoyed Valentine's Day so much…
Black : (=/=)
xxx
Banana Mayo
Gekikara: *opens fridge* Boring! Blaaaack~
Black : Hm?
Gekikara: Why do we only have bananas in the fridge?
Black : I'm going to make banana mayo.
Gekikara: What on earth is that?
Black : *explains*
Gekikara: Sounds disgusting. I won't eat even a famous idol or weather forecaster making it. I won't eat it!
Black : Somehow…I feel really irritated hearing that…
(Author note: This is referring to Yukirin's famous Banana Mayo menu)
xxx
Grateful
*night, bedroom*
Black : *holds rosario, closes eyes*
Gekikara: You always pray before sleeping huh…
Black : I'm being grateful for every day I live.
Gekikara: Ah, I see.
Black : *undressing* *changing into sleeping attire*
Gekikara: Can I borrow your cross?
Black : Uh yes? What for?
Gekikara: Let me stare at you while being grateful for every beautiful curve before my very eyes.
Black : (=/=)
xxx
Supplies
*breakfast time*
Gekikara: *pours cereal*
Boy : Touchan, isn't that too much…
Gekikara: I need lots of energy today!
Boy : I don't think we have enough milk for that…
Gekikara: We have, we have! *opens fridge*
*later*
Gekikara: Crap, I need more milk…
Black : Okay, but why staring at my chest?
xxx
Fetish
*summer, late night, bedroom*
Gekikara: Hnnn so hot…
Black : Zzz…hmm? What's wrong, Gekikara? *yawns*
Gekikara: Is the AC broken again?
Black : Yeah, the electrician will come tomorrow so, bear it for tonight, okay?
Gekikara: Can I sleep naked then?
Black : Eh? Ah…umm…yes…
Gekikara: *undress* *back to bed* Oyasumi…
Black : Umm Geki…
Gekikara: Zzz…hnn?
Black : Please don't face me tonight.
Gekikara: Why?
Black : Eeto, I don't feel comfortable with you naked like this.
Gekikara: Nnwhatever…Zzz *flip*
*secretly, Black drools over Gekikara's back*
xxx
Profit
Black : *changing*
Gekikara: *takes pic*
Black : What are you doing?!
Gekikara: It's my hobby.
Black : Pervert.
*other time*
Black : *undressing*
Gekikara: *takes pic*
Black : Gekikara!
Gekikara: Private collections.
Black : Pervert!
*other time*
Gekikara: *plays with her phone*
Black : So your hobby is looking at those before sleeping?! You really are a pervert.
Gekikara: I'm just choosing the best pic for your gravure idol debut.
Black : Are you planning to sell me?!
xxx
Something Soft
*night, bedroom*
Black : Ahh…hn! Geki…
Gekikara: How can these so soft…I always admire them *touch*
Black : Hnn!
*morning*
Black : Why are you applying the fabric softener on your chest?
Gekikara: Hm?
xxx
Existence
*living room*
Gekikara: Don't you have a picture of his dad or what? I'm really curious.
Black : *whisper* Don't talk about that in front of our son!
Boy : Why do you need a photo of yourself, Touchan?
Black : Shit…he heard it.
Gekikara: It's about your actual fathe-hmmm! *gagged by Black's hand*
Boy : Really Kaachan? I have another Touchan?
Black : No, sweetheart *smiles* Your Touchan is just joking as usual.
Boy : *stares at floor* *sad*I was hoping it was true…having a daddy sounds nice...
Gekikara: I'm your Dad!
xxx
Missing
*bedroom*
Black : I'm not feeling well today…*curl up*
Gekikara: You got fever? *touching Black's forehead with her own*
Black : Nn, please, take the thermometer…
Gekikara: *search* *search* It's nowhere!
Black : Damn…he must be playing with it again…
Gekikara: I'll try measuring it…hmm…hmm…
Black : WHY PUTTING YOUR FOREHEAD ON MY ARMPIT?!