Chapter 1

I woke up in a cold steel room to a strange beeping. I looked up to see a red light. I then realized I was sitting on a bed. But I realized a little too late when it pulled out from under me. The room suddenly dropped at what felt like 100 miles an hour. And all at once it stopped. As you could tell by now I was freaking out! The door opened in front of me and the wall behind me pushed me out. Great. The room was huge. There was a 20 ft table and a normal sized one in the middle of the room. It was really quiet. Too quiet. I brushed a wisp of light brown hair out of my face. I looked around. Empty. I heard some whispering. I instinctively snapped my head towards the noise. Nothing. This just gets creepier and creepier. I heard footsteps. I turned towards it. Nothing. Out of nowhere a giant cockroach man thing was in front of me.

"Hello my dear." It said in a thick British accent. I cautiously stepped back. I felt a slimy thing behind me.

"Don't turn around. Don't turn around." I said to myself. I turned around and saw a giant blue blob.

"Hi there." The blob said. I froze right there not knowing what to think.

"It's not a monster. It's just a kid." Said a gruff voice. It was by the bug man. I took a deep breath and turned. It was this Fish ape thing. Then a 400 foot insect lumbered out of a room from behind the bug and fish.

"Hey kiddo." Said a female voice. It was coming from the blob. I turned again. It was a 50 ft woman with white hair and blue eyes.

"What in god's name is going on." I said. I turned so I was looking at all of them.

"You're stuck in monster prison." Said the Fish.

"Monster Prison?" I asked.

"Yes my dear. For some reason the government thinks your a monster." Said the bug holding back a laugh.

"Yeah, your just a little boy." Said the Blob.

"B.O.B. we had this conversation when I came here. She's a girl." The giant woman explained.

"But he has boobies!" The one called B.O.B. declared. The fish and bug sighed. The Insect roared.

"You're right Insecto. Hey kid what's your name?" The fish asked me.

"Um........Brason." I answered.

"That's pretty!" The giant woman declared.

"Thanks..." I answered nervously.

"And your Monster name?" The bug asked.

"Monster name?" I asked bluntly.

"You know what people scream when they see you coming." B.O.B. explained.

"Oh Coach Baitz yells 'Fairbanks you hideous monster drop and give me twenty.' whenever I'm late for baseball practice." I answered. The monsters stared at me as the green thing burst out laughing.

"Interesting....." The giant woman commented.

"Well I'm Dr. Cockroach." Said the bug.

"And I'm B.O.B." Said the blob. Ha ha! B.O.B. the blob.

"The name's Link." Said the Fish.

"And I'm Susan." Said the 50 foot woman.

"Hey isn't this the part of the dream where me and Taylor Lautner get married?" I asked.

"My dear you're not dreaming." Dr. Cockroach said.

"Whatever you say." I said with a laugh. I walked over to the smaller table. A fork was sitting on the table.

"I'll prove it." I said. I jammed the fork into my leg. I wasn't expecting it to hurt.

"That's gotta hurt." Link said.

"Are you all right?" Susan asked. Dr. Cockroach ran up to me and examined my leg. My leg was covered in blood.

"What were you thinking?" The Dr. asked. He sat me down in a chair.

"That it wasn't going to hurt." I said.

"Just yank it out." Link yelled as he walked up to me. B.O.B. followed suit.

"What's all that red stuff?" B.O.B. asked.

"It's just....," I started as a surge of pain swept through my leg, "DEATH!"

"Susan, go into my cell and get the first aid kit." Dr. Cockroach told the 50 foot woman. She nodded.

"Now, my dear, I'm going to have to pull it out." He told me.

"God no.....God......Oh god....." I said in deep breathes. I tried not to look at my leg. I have a thing about blood.

"Just relax kiddo." Link said. He started giving me a shoulder message. Susan came running back and handed Dr. C. the kit.

"Ok, it's coming out." Dr. Cockroach said.

"No no no." I said panicking.

"You wanna just leave it in there forever?" B.O.B. asked.

"It's gonna hurt!!" I yelled,scared.

"Ok 1.....2.......3!" Doc yelled as he yanked it out. I screamed. That was ten times worse then I imagined. Link picked my leg up and put it on the table. Doc handed him a bunch of bandages. Doc and Link cut off part of my pants with scissors so they could get to the wound. At that time I realized I was in some sort of jumpsuit. Great time to notice huh? They wrapped the bandages around my leg. Link applied pressure to my wound.

"I'm going to die!" I repeated over and over again.

"No you're not. Just chilax. And whatever you do, don't look at it!" Link told me. Doc cleaned up my wound for about 10 minutes. Then, to my horror, he pulled out a needle, thread, and a lighter.

"Is he going to do what I think he's going to do?" I asked.

"Just close your eyes and don't think of it." Susan suggested. I did exactly that. I thought of my dog Baxter. And my parents. Home.

"All done." Said the Dr.'s english accent. I opened my eyes and saw my leg better then ever, well except for the stitches.

"Wow......thanks." I said. I was kinda speechless.

"Well, that was a weird first day." B.O.B. said.

"Now you're going to want to keep that covered for the next couple weeks." Said Dr. Cockroach.

"You're the Doc Doc." I said with a laugh. He smiled. Just then a man on a jet pack came into the room.

"Well what's going on here?" He asked.

"She got stabbed." Susan said.

"That must've been one heck of a first day," He stated, "Now good evening little Debbie I'm General Monger. I'm in charge of this facility."

"Where were you when I stabbed myself in the leg?!" I asked. He smiled.

"It's time for your orientation." He told me as we walked out of the room into the unknown.