Bleach Song Parodies Bleach Block Tango, a bleach fanfic

The six murderers of the Maggot's Nest Taichou level security in their rendition of, The Cell Block Tango(Chicago musical). Featuring Inoue Orihime, Ise Nanao, Kuchiki Rukia, Matsumoto Rengiku, Kotetsu Kiyone, and Hinamori Momo.

(Orihime) Fight
(Nanao) Skirts
(Rukia) Gush
(Rangiku) Nu-un
(Kiyone) Ugendo
(Momo) Noches

(All)
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it

(Kiyone) I bet you, you would have done the same

(Orihime) Fight
(Nanao) Skirts
(Rukia) Gush
(Rangiku) Nu-un
(Kiyone) Ugendo
(Momo) Noches

(Orihime)
You know how people have those little habits that get you down,
Like Ichigo
He didn't know how to hold his temper
I told him not to fight, but he still fought
So I go to school this one day and I'm really stressed out
And looking for a little bit of sympathy
And there's Ichigo
Standing in a group talking to some guys
No not talking fighting
So I tell him not to throw one more punch
And he did
So I called out Tsubaki and fired a warning shot
Into his head

(All)
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have heard it
I bet that you would have done the same

(Nanao)
I met Kyoraku Shunsui as soon as I joined 8th squad
He told me he was mine and we hit it off right away
So we started living together
He'd go to work
come home and I'd fix him a drink
We'd have dinner
Then I found out
Only mine he said
Ha! Yeah right
Not only was he taken
But he was always with multiple women
One of those Skirt Chasers you know
So that night
When he got home
I fixed him his drink as usual
You know some guys just can't hold their cyanide

(All)
He had it coming
He had it coming
He took a flower in its prime
And then he used it
And he abused it
It was a murder but not a crime

(Rukia)
Now I'm walking down the hall and running through paperwork
Minding my own business
When, my boyfriend, Renji throws me against the wall in a jealousy rage
You've been screwing your brother he said
He was crazy
And he kept on yelling you've been screwing your brother
And then he ran into my sword
He ran into my sword six times

(All)
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I bet you, you would have done the same

(Rangiku)
He left me alone
He kept disappearing
Not telling me where he was
He kept away from me
Ignoring me for years
But still, I loved him with my soul
He was still the little boy that I lived with
I hated to see him leave me, his death broke my heart to pieces

(Rukia)
But did you do it?

(Rangiku)
Nu-un not guilty

(Kiyone)
My partner, Sentaro, and I had this contest between us
Who was more useful to Ukitake-Taichou
We always tried to out do each other
Flowers, tea, pillows, massages, foot rubs, sweets
always topping each other
Then one day
While we were at Ugendo together
Drinking tea and having a good time
We ran out of the Taichou's favourite tea
So I went to get some more
When I came back, turned the corner
And there was Sentaro and our Taichou
Using one of my gifts
The self massager
Well I was in such a state of shock
I completely blacked out
I don't remember a thing
It was only later
When I was washing the blood off my hands
I even knew they were dead

They had it coming
They had it coming
They had it coming all along
I didn't do it
But if I'd done it
How could you tell me that I was wrong

(Momo)
I loved Aizen-Taichou more than you could possibly imagine
He was kind, thoughtful and always thinking of others
But he was never quite satisfied with life
He would ponder over books trying to find ways to be stronger
And along the way
He found Gin, Tosen and Los Noches
I guess you could say we broke up because of our views on life
He saw himself as alive
And I saw him dead

(All)
The dirty bum bum bum bum bum
The dirty bum bum bum bum bum

They had it coming
They had it coming
They had it coming all along
and then they used it
and they abused it
how could you tell us that we were wrong

He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I bet that you would have done the same

(Orihime) If you throw that punch

(Nanao) Yeah right

(Rukia) six times

(Rangiku) I loved him with my soul

(Kiyone) The self massager

(Momo) Views on life

(Orihime) Fight
(Nanao) Skirts
(Rukia) Gush
(Rangiku) Nu-un
(Kiyone) Ugendo
(Momo) Noches