A/N: Um, well this was something I really didn't have to post up... I was planning on writing my very first Gintama fic and was brainstorming and putting down what different things I knew about the characters and... it kinda careened off a cliff... :S Not sure if any of you will even think about reading this but go ahead, just felt like spreading my thought process with my fellow readers! Ehehehe..... Oh gosh, I need cranberry apple juice....

But yeah, starts off with me going on about what I feel about and how I perceive each character and then goes off a different tangent... Good luck... :X And sorry bout the title, it's really a spur of the moment sort of thing.

Dislaimer: I do not own Gintama... If I did, I would most likely be abused by the characters D:

And on a random note: Say, did anyone else realize that heehawed is actually a word? If not then tell that to my Microsoft word! It's apparently got issues with telling what are words and what aren't. D8


Gintama:

Sakata Gintoki

(8B love him to middles and bittles of pieces of pistachios!): Main character in Gintama, diabetic, lazy ass, good for nothing, samurai. _X Of course, goes with the flow. But I LOVE HIM! 8D

I really wanna know who would pair up with him.

The main character, with naturally wavy hair which he blames for never being able to find a girl, high blood sugar with a sign hanging in the Yorozuya saying, "Mind your Sugar Levels". Oh, and he's the danna of the Yorozuya.

Let's see, He needs his ichigo gyunu, strawberry milk, daily three parfaits a day, big ass lolly po- oh wait that's only in Gintama universe 3-Z, never mind. But anyways, he needs his JUMP, drives his moped, hits the ninja Zenzo whenever he's out making deliveries. And... Uh... I'll get back to more of it... WAIT! He plays pachinko with Madao! Also gambles, and goes out drinking and comes home with a hangover. :D That's out Gin-chan! Sore wa Gin-san! XD Not to mention he and Hijikata Toushifollow-kun love getting into drinking binges with each other!

Shimura Shinpachi

He's the second character to get the most screen time but somehow always ends up getting 8th place in the popularity polls!

Shinpachi: Oi ye! Why are you talking about that again!? I thought we had left that way behind us! Weren't you the one who always shouted along with the title sequence, "Popularity Polls can Burn in Hell!"?

Devilangel_123: Oh Shinpachi, knock it off, don't yell at me just because you're not popular with the readers.

Gintoki: -has finger jammed up his nose- Besides Shinpachi, what else do you do for the series besides set up the jokes for pretty much all the characters?

Shinpachi: Are you guys saying I'm the butt of everyone's jokes again?...

Devilangel_123 and Gintoki: ...-fingers up our noses- Yep, pretty much.

Shinpachi: -depressed-

Devilangel_123: Aw, cheer up Shinpachi! At least you're not like a certain unemployed sunglasses wearing loser who has the same running gag as you about the glasses being his essence.

Kagura: Ah, you don't mean Madao? He's essentially useless in everything he does. He should just be in charge of opening and closing the curtains on his life uh-huh.

Madao: Oi! This girl's telling me to die again! I've already had enough of that everywhere, just yesterday before my boss fired me he said-

Devilangel_123: Anyways! Let's carry on! –ignores the senseless bickering in the background, but a piece of paper flies in front of feet, picks up and reads aloud- "I've been standby outside the Studio this entire time waiting for you guys to mention anything Joi Shi/Samurai related"... –turns to Gin- Oi! Yorozuya danna! This is for you! from Zura! –another paper- "Zura ja nai! Katsura da!"...

Meh, I'm really tired of this now... And my hand hurts –sweatdrops-

So on with Shinpachi's character, he's known as the straight man of the series and sets up the jokes for everyone. He basically stands there and questions why everyone does what they do. Yep, because an anime like Gintama would be lifeless without a Shinpachi character! Yatta Shinpachi! – throws streamers-

Devilangel_123: See Shinpachi! I like you! Just in a different way! – insert happy face 8D-

Shinpachi: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU LIKE ME!? All you've mentioned is how I'm the blandest character in the series! –shouts pointing at monologue-

Devilangel_123:... Uh, yeah, of course you are, but that's why everyone loves you... Even though you're still 8th place for over two years.

Shinpachi: WOULD YOU STOP WITH THAT ALREADY!?

Devilangel_123: -gestures towards Gin- Isn't it great messing with Shinpachi?

Kintoki: -looks up from reading Jump- Eh? I suppose it is, but other than that, why do you have my name listed as Kintoki?

Devilangel_123: Ara? What do you mean? I wrote your name the same all this time and you weren't complaining then.

Kintoki: Quit joking with me! I demand you to scroll up! Scroll up, look and then come back and tell me you didn't write my name wrong!

Me:.... –scrolls up and then down- Whoops, my bad you're right, I'll change that right away! :D –scrolls up and changes everything to Kintoki- There! All fixed! –is kicked and head slams into keyboard- aghhorhioa'sdfgvl'flsdh';

Kintoki: THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU! YOU ENDED UP CHANGING IT ALL TO KINTOKI! THAT'S NOT MY NAME!

Devilangel_123: -lifts head- Ahahaha! Sorry! But that guy over there insisted that your name was Sakata Kintoki, Kin-chan! –is kicked again- alskdjfpoaindf

Kintoki: How the hell are you still able to type like that! What guy!? Show me where and I'll make sure he never sees the light of day again... –cracks neck-

Devilangel_123: -face still implanted in keyboard- Overrrrr Thhhere... –points-

-Sakamoto is off set chasing after girls-

Sakamoto: Ahahahaha! Hey pretty onee-chan! Looking for a good time?

Random Girl: -dumps water on him- No thank you! –walks away-

Sakamoto: -drenched- Ahahaha! Struck down again! Maybe next time! –is kicked and lands next to author-

Kintoki: What the hell do you think you're doing!? Telling her that my name is Kintoki! It's Gintoki! Sakata Gintoki DAMN IT! –grits teeth-

Sakamoto: Ara!? Kintoki! What's up? It's like I haven't seen you in forever! Hey! Someone bring some sake! We're gonna party all ni- -is smacked, thrown to the ground and beaten by Kintoki and Kagura-

Kintoki: OI, OI, OI! Let's get back on topic! Because of an idiot like you, I'm being referred to as Kintoki by that airheaded author!

Kagura: Oh Kin-chan, it's not like people haven't referred to you as that before uh-huh. –continues beating Sakamoto-

Kintoki: Ah!? Exactly whose side are you on Kagura?! This is important! I'm the main character of Gintama and demand to be treated with respect damn it! –fuming-

Kagura: -shrugs- Oh don't get your nonexistent balls in a bundle Kin-chan, uh-huh.

Devilangel_123: Kagura! Now that's no way to talk to Kin-chan!

Shinpachi: -out of emo corner- Who're you calling Kin-chan again?

Devilangel_123: –whispers to Kagura- He's sensitive about being tama less remember? –is smacked again-

Kintoki: Daarega (Who are you calling) tamaless? They were reattached and restored to their former glory for your information!

Devilangel_123: -muffles- mmmmfft, mmwhe? (What were?) –head is grabbed by Kintoki and rubbed against concrete floor-

Kintoki: My family jewels! My pride and joy! The thing third in charge! First me, then sweets and then the greatest joystick in the world!

Shinpachi: -is back up on his feet- Oi ye! Watch what you say! Even though you have her incarcerated she can still switch the situation and have us groveling at her feet like other authors!

Kagura: -sitting, chewing sukonbu- But she's not like other authors. Quite the opposite, much more easy to bend her to our will.

Shinpachi: ...This is just author abuse. Absolutely, and entirely, this should be considered illegal, or some sort of crime....

Gintoki: Eh? It's fine, as long as she gets the picture, and she does. See? All of that and my name's been fixed! –points and nods-

Shinpachi: ....-glasses glossed over- ....really? After all that abuse and more abuse, she finally decided to change your name back?

Gintoki: Why wouldn't she? She knows who's in power around here! –smug look- -looks down at author- Oi! You hear that author!? You know who's in charge, right!?

Devilangel_123: ........................ –no response-

Gintoki and Shinpachi: .............. –stares-

Shinpachi: -glasses glossed and frozen in place- Gin-san? Did you just do what I think you did?

Gintoki: ......... W-w-wh-what are you talking about Pachi?

Shinpachi: Well considering the fact that she's not moving and your name changed back makes it seem like it changed back by default.............

Gintoki: N-n-nonsense! She's just playing around with us like always! –turns towards author- Na? Author-san! –turns over-

Devilangel_123: -whites of eyes showing/blood gushing out of broken nose-

Gintoki: ...............

Shinpachi: ..................

Both: ........................

Kagura: -bursts in- Oi! I'm hungry! Can we go out an- -looks at two- ...What are you guys doing by that closet?

Gintoki: ...Nothing Kagura-san! Why would you assume anything! Hahahaha! –grabs her shoulders and steers her out of room- Hungry? Huh? Let's go out for some Korean Barbeque!

Kagura: -drops look- Yahoo! Let's go, go go! –runs off-

Shinpachi: -slowly walks out of room and glances at closet- ........Gin-san.....

Gintoki: -sweating profusely- Shush! Pachi! As long as you keep your mouth shut! No one will know!

Shinpachi: But we murdered the author and shoved her into the closet!

Gintoki: ...........And that is now none of our concern...... –walks off, still sweating profusely, with Shinpachi in tow-

(Hours later in the closet)

Devilangel_123: -jolts awake, looks around drowsily- ............. Where am I?

A/n: .................How in the world did this happen........... Is a question that I'm trying to answer myself.... :S