Hello! Finally got something to write about but be warned: this is total randomness! AND the characters are way OOC... Sorry... ^^ Also you already know that my spelling and grammar sucks, but that's... well... that's my problem -.-'

Summary: Karin is a patient in an asylum. Oh, and Yuzu's pregnant... o.O

Warnings: Like said above this is total randomness, maybe hard to follow and rated T for certain things like... umm... sex! (It's only a word though)

Disclaimer: I don't own Bleach!

Thanks for reading!

-Milde-

Edited 26.7.2010

Something way out of the line

"Yuzu's pregnant"

He looked surprised.

"And?"

"And… I don't know, I just felt like telling somebody else than those know-it-all shrinks"

"Even though I'm not real?" His aquamarine eyes seemed to challenge her dark ones.

"Yeah, even though you're not real. But I count you as one person because I can't seem to get rid of you with or without my medication" her sarcastic voice seemed to held some truth.

"I also pity Jinta…"

"Why?" His deep voice sounded curious and childish.

"When the old goat-chin or Ichi-nii finds out he knocked Yuzu up they're going to kill him"

He smirked evilly the little demon king inside him rising.

"Can I tell you a secret?"

He looked at her questioning but nodded nevertheless.

"When I was little I wished that I had been born as guy" she let out a dry laugh.

"I don't even dare to ask why. But believe me I'm pretty satisfied that you're a girl" his crooked grin spreading wider, the hunger for her body shining in his eyes.

"Oh, shut up! You're not even real!" She threw her pillow at him and missed. His eyes flashed dangerously and he jumped at her claiming her lips in to a passionate kiss. He made her once again forget the one thing she always seemed to remember, that he did not exist. And that made him angry. Even if he was the son of a devil it didn't make him less unreal! But then again Karin was in an asylum and to her he might as well be one of those imaginary creatures she's here for. But how do you have sex with someone that doesn't exist? That's right, you can't! So what does that make him?

While the black haired beauty slept soundly on her tiny bed the white haired devil smiled. One day when she would leave this world he will be there to take her with him, down there and make her his queen. Yep, she was in for a surprise!