A Little Ditty About Edward's Commitment:
A celebration song
(Enjoy)
Clap your hands!
Clap, Clap, Clap your hands!
Hurray everybody Bella's Dead (what)
Bella's Dead (HMM)
Hurray everybody Bella's Dead-
So clap your hands.
How did it happen?
Edward woke up one day and
Clapped his hands,
Clapped his hands,
He decided that Bella's a bitch
So he killed her then.
He snapped her frail neck in two,
Neck in two, neck in two
He snapped her frail neck in two
Because he was sick of her!
WHY? didn't he love her?
Edward thought he loved Bella,
Loved Bella, Loved Bella.
Edward thought he loved Bella,
But it was all a lie.
You see Edward is a homosexual
Homosexual, homosexual.
He slept around with dirty wolves,
Wolves named Jacob.
They would sit and play all day,
Play all day, play all
They would sit and play all day
Doing each other's hair and makeup.
Oh I see Edward is gay!
But I bet you knew,
Bet you knew, bet you knew,
That Edward was gay!
He woke up one day and said,
Fuck it lets kill Bella!
Now he sleeps with Jacob,
Sleeps with Jacob, Sleeps with Jacob
They are best buds!
I am so happy for you Edward you have finally found true love!
So that's the end,
That's the end, That's the end
Edward is happy and gay!
(Yay Bella is dead-no one liked her anyway!)