Maria Lopez was sitting on the couch having a talk with her parents. It has to be the most akward talk she's ever had considering she was just at her girlfriend Tori's house and her parents caught them having sex in their bed. Santana and Rachel didn't know how to deal with this considering they didn't even know Maria was dating anyone
"Maria, we just want to make sure you're being safe." Rachel says as she sits on the couch next to her daughter "We didn't even know you were sexually active."
"Ugh Rach, do you have to say sexually active?" Santana says as she sits on the other side of of the couch "Just say having sex. Its simpler and quicker." Santana loves her wife dearly, but she's been trying to get her to talk more 'normal' since high school
"Santana, you're missing the point. She's fifteen, isn't that a little young for her to be having sex?"
"Rach, I lost my virginity at fourteen."
"Which, you always said you regret."
"I regret who I lost it to, but not how old I was at the time."
"That's not what you sai-"
"HELLO!" Maria yells waving her hands in front of her parents faces "we're talking about me remember?"
"Right," Santana said "So how was it?"
"Santana!" Rachel yelled as she reached behind the couch and slapped Santana upside the head
"Ow! Babe, what the hell?" She said as she rubbed the back of her head
"That is not why we decided to talk to her! We just wanted to make sure she's being careful."
"Well I am. So can I go?" Maria asked as she stood up to leave only to have Santana and Rachel grab her and pull her back on the couch.
"No. We still have to talk." Rachel says
"Ok." Maria sighs
"First, when did you start dating girls?" Rachel asks
"Tori is the first girl I've ever dated and we've been together for six months." Maria admitted
"What?" Santana asked shocked "Why didn't you tell us?"
"Tori isn't exactly out yet, so I didn't want to force her out."
"So, her parents?" Rachel asked
"They found out about an hour ago when they caught us. I wish I had a camera to capture the looks on their faces, because that was a fucking Kodak moment!" Maria shouted laughing and Santana started laughing with her, until she saw her wife's death glare.
"Watch your mouth Maria. And you stop laughing." Rachel says pointing to Santana
"I'm sorry baby." Santana says as she starts to catch her breath
"Wow Mom, you've been married seventeen years and Ma's still got you whipped!" Maria said laughing so hard it was actually started to hurt. She continued to laugh until her Mom smacked her upside the head
"Watch it kid. Daughter or not I'll still go all lima heights on your ass." Santana threatened
"No you won't, because Ma won't let you." Maria says then sticks her tongue out at Santana
"Enough, both of you." Rachel says "Maria why didn't you tell us you were interested in girls?"
"I didn't want anyone assuming I was into girls because I have two moms. I was keeping it a secret from everyone." She says
"Baby, you know people are idiots and will always make stupid assumptions. You just have to ignore them." Santana says
"Your Mom's right." Rachel says
"I'm always right." Santana said causing Rachel to roll her eyes. "What I want to know is how did you two end up on her parents bed?"
"Well, she told me she always had this fantasy about me taking her in her parents bed." Maria said with a shy smile on her face
"You stud." Santana said as playfully pushed her daughter
"Maria you must of known that was wrong." Rachel said ignoring her wife's comment
"Well, I'm sorry Ma, but it's kind of hard to decide between right and wrong when you have a hot girl lying on her back screaming your name." Maria says
"That's my girl!" Santana shouts giving her daughter a high- five. She's never been so proud of her daughter
"That's enough of that." Rachel says "Must you two be so vulgar?" Santana smirks and throws her arm over Maria
"Hey she's my kid, What did you expect?"
"Are we done here?" Maria asked
"No, I still have more questions." Rachel says
"What?"
"How did you and Tori start dating?" Rachel asks
"Well, she was struggling with her sexuality and she knows I have two Moms, so she came to me to ask questions. I wasn't even sure if I was into girls at the time, so her and I kind of started experimenting together. After that we started hanging out more and more and I realized I liked her, so I asked her to be my girlfriend." Maria explained
"What's this girl like?" Santana asks
"Mom she's smart, funny, athletic, a talented singer she's in glee club with me, and smoking hot."
"It sounds like you really like her." Rachel says
"I do really like her." Maria says with a loving smile
"Is she good to you?" Rachel asks
"Yes."
"Does she make you happy?" Santana asks
"Yes."
"Then we're happy for you." Rachel says
"Really?" Maria asks
"Of course." Rachel says
"Can I go to bed now?"
"Yeah." Santana says
Maria gets up and runs to the stairs only to be stopped by Rachel calling her name.
"What?" She asks a little annoyed
"You know we're disappointed you decided to have sex in her parent's bed right?" Rachel says with a seriously disappointed look, although Santana is sitting next to her wife with a huge proud smile on her face "Aren't we Santana?" Rachel asks elbowing her wife in the stomach
"Ha? Oh yeah, very disappointed." Santana said not too convincing
"Mom, you're whipped." Maria says as she runs up the stairs
"I am not!" Santana yelled
"Yes you are." Rachel says before she pulls her wife in for a kiss
"How? After being together for twenty years, how do you you still have me whipped?" Santana asks
"Because, you love me." Rachel says before she gives her wife a quick kiss
"Yeah, I do." Santana says
"It's so hard to believe that Maria is growing up." Rachel says
"I know." Santana says as she scoots closer to her wife and throws her arm around her "It seems like just yesterday we were on the playground pulling her off the bully who pushed Jordan off the swing."
"She's always been protective of her little brother." Rachel says "she's like her Mom."
"Yeah, but for the whole ride home Jordan lectured his sister on how, although he apprenticed her coming to his aid, he does not condone violence." Santana says rolling her eyes "He's just like his Ma."
"I love you." Rachel says. Santana turns her head so now she's face to face with Rachel
"I love you too." Santana says as she leans forward and captures Rachel's lips with her. The kiss starts to heat up, so Santana leans in more and is now on top of Rachel.
"My eyes!" Maria yells from the stairs causing them to break the kiss
"Kid what do you want? Can't you see that I'm trying to get my mack on?" Santana yells
"Yeah I can see that! I just wish I didn't!" Maria yells back
"Well, did you need something?" Santana asks
"Well, while I was brushing my teeth I realized something." Maria says
"What?" Rachel asks while she's still under Santana
"I didn't get to answer Mom's question."
"What question?" Santana asked
"If it was good." Maria says
"Oh, and?" Santana asks
"It was fan-fucking-tastic!" Maria yells as she runs upstairs
"Maria Lopez!" Rachel yells in shock while Santana just smiles of how proud she is
"Yup, that's my girl."