Heero's Story (with Duo and the other Gundam Pilot's help, of course!)
By: Heero Yuy
Disclaimer: We own ourselves.......and if you try to sue......omae o korosu. *glare*
Heero "the Author's" Note: This is our revenge. If you have ever read any of Neko-chan's stories, you can see that she enjoys torturing us in various ways. So let me say this: her days are numbered. *Death Glare*
Duo: Yup! Exactly what Hee-chan said. We all decided to write this, but voted on having Hee-chan be the main author. *mumble* Plus too......that huge bazooka he threatened us with kinda helped in the voting, too.
Quatre: *looks worried* I do hope that Miss Neko-chan is okay.....
Trowa:..........
Wufei: JUSTICE!!! Finally, I will have justice for the evil things that that ONNA puts me through in her stories!! Do you have ANY idea how much she enjoys torturing me in various ways???? WELL, NO MORE!!!!! It is finally MY turn!!!!!!! JUSTICE!!! *starts laughing manically*
Neko-chan's Comment: *gulp* I'm scared..... (Oh, and Hee-chan got his idea from reading Chichiri's Fan Fic. It's in the FY section.)
It all started one day when we were looking at the different stories about us on fanfiction.net. Many people have stories about us, and some of them are actually pretty good.
Duo: *gasp* He's actually COMPLIMENTING people???
Anyways.........it was then that we noticed a story titled Drip Drop. And who should the author be......? Neko-chan. Oh, yes. We had heard about her. In fact, ever since she had started to write about other anime series besides Dragon Ball Z, others have cowered in fear, praying that she wouldn't write a story about them or their series. But this time......she had decided to write a story about Gundam Wing. OUR show. (Our wonderful show where I get to blow things up.....)
We were interested in why so many characters have been traumatized, and so we read the story. And who should the story be about? Me. Yes, me. That author is evil, did you know that? More so than others. And so, our story begins........*starts laughing insanely.....like he does when he's about to blow things up*
Duo: *looks worried* Guys.....maybe we should get him away from the computer......
Wufei: NO!!
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It was just another normal day for the author. Neko-chan, who we will call the Evil One in this story, was eating lunch and talking with her friends. They were talking about what other EVIL stories that they would write and put up on fanfiction.net. Just a normal day, you know? That is..........until Heero (the studly Perfect Soldier).......
Duo: Heeeeeeyyyyy......what about the 'studly' Shinigami?
Wufei: *bonks Duo on the head with his katana* Quiet!! Let the baka finish his story!!
Heero: *Death Glare*
Quatre and Trowa: ...........
Ahem....as I was saying......when the STUDLY Perfect Soldier suddenly appeared. That, in itself wasn't abnormal. The Evil One often had anime characters come and beg mercy, asking her not to post particular stories. But she did, anyways. Anyways, Heero had a HUGE bazooka and his Wing Gundam with him. Slowly, so he could watch as the Evil One's eyes widen in fright, he pointed his Gundam's gun at her. He began to laugh, his finger tightening on the trigger. The gun began to hum loudly, about to blast the evil author with a beam of pure energy. Heero tightened his grip on the trigger even further, relishing in the thought of not having to deal with the Evil One any more.
Slowly, bit by bit, the beam cannon began to fire. Then.....in a brilliant burst of light, the energy beam shot out of the cannon, heading straight towards the girl......also known as the Evil One..........
Duo: WAIT!!! I thought that we agreed not to kill her off!!!
Wufei: Nope. We agreed not to torture her for many hours using common household kitchen appliances. Besides.......THIS IS JUSTICE!!!!!!!!!
Quatre: C'mon guys!! We shouldn't be doing this to a harmless girl!! It's WRONG.
Trowa: *whispers a story idea that Neko-chan had been planning on writing in Quatre's ear*
Quatre: *blinks* Well......okay, guys. You can hurt her......but only a LITTLE bit.
Heero: *grins evilly and returns to the story*
Duo: *shoves him out of the chair and cracks his knuckles* It's MY turn!!!
Heero: GET OUT OF MY CHAIR, DUO!!!!
Duo: No!! It's MY turn........besides, I can always ask o.O? to write a lemon story if you don't shut up and let me write.......*evil kawaii grin*
Heero: *sweatdrops* Okay......but only because your forms of torture are more creative!
Duo: Uh-huh......
Neko-chan: *falls out of the closet, gagged and tied up* MRGUMPHHHHH!!!!!!!
Quatre: *blinks* What did she say, Trowa?
Trowa: *looks thoughtful* Get the hell out of my chair.
Quatre: *blinks* Oh.
Wufei: *starts poking Neko-chan with a katana* Heh heh heh heh........NOW how does it feel to be tortured, ne?? Hmmmm? Hmmmm? Hmmmm??????
Duo: *stomach growls* Oi....I'm hungry......I know!! How about we all go and eat.....and when we're done raiding Neko-chan's fridge, we'll each take turns typing!! How does that sound?
*Gundam Pilots look at each other*........*stampede to fridge*
Neko-chan:Myrmgphsncnes.............(Translation: Help me?)
Duo: *sticks his head in the room* To be continued!! What creative tortures will I think of to put the Evil One through? *evil grin* Stay tuned and find out!