Jareth and company go to Sizzler.
This idea came from a dinner we had at the all American restaurant Sizzler. It was real bad, believe you me. Any way. I sat there and took notes and came out with this little masterpiece. From fat waitresses to gritty clam chowder...it's got it all! Oh yeah...thank you Tial for helping me plot this whole thing out...and I don't own any Labyrinth characters or anything of Sizzler. If I did I would be publishing this instead of posting it on the web...but...that's beside the point...ON WITH THE SHOW!
(trumpets blare here)(TOOOOOOTOOOOOOOTOOOOOOOOT!)
Jareth wanted to make a good impression on Sarah, so he took her out to dinner...at Sizzlers. (bum bum bum)
After standing in line for three hours they finally get the front and order two salad bars, a burger and a shrimp ca-bob. They make their way to a private booth in the back of the restaurant so they could talk without being heard.
Jareth sat down on the spring loaded seats and busted his knee on the table. Seeing this Sarah carefully sat down. It was then that Jareth realized that the waiter had forgotten to give them their drink so he got back up, went to the front and got their drinks...but was charged extra. He sat back down, busting his other knee in the process and then began to curse quietly to himself.
Suddenly the floor began to shake. Jareth was shaken out of the booth and onto the floor. Sarah was forced to hold onto the table or end up in Jareth's situation. Jareth looked up to see the biggest woman he had ever seen standing at their table with a tiny little notepad in one hand.
Jareth pulled himself up off the floor, still wondering how the woman moved without cracking the very floor she walked on.
"Wadda ya want!" the waitress said roughly. Jareth handed her the receipt and the woman read it over.
"Two salad bars, a shrimp stick, two drinks right?"
Jareth nodded.
"Fine," said the woman as she thundered off.
Jareth leaned over the table to talk with Sarah but before he could get a word out of his mouth there came a screech from the table beside their.
"Elly-May! You can not eat just starch!"
Jareth leaned over and looked at the woman's plate witch consisted of a potato, cheesy bread, pasta and dry cereal.
He rolled his eyes and looked back to find Sarah had gotten up and was helping herself to food from the salad bar.
Jareth followed her example and got something for himself. He came back to the table with a salad and a cup of clam chowder.
The salad was mushy and the tomatoes were rotten and as for the chowder...he quickly found that it left a chalky residue in his mouth.
Their food came...after another three hours and was almost unrecognizable.
Jareth's burger looked like a hockey puck and Sarah's shrimp was the color of the sidewalk.
He looked up at Sarah.
"How about we just go and order pizza?"
She nodded, still eyeing her "Shrimp".
They paid the bill, stiffed the waitress and filled out a opinion card with read as follows.
Taste of food: poor
Size of portions: poor
Value for the money: poor
Employee attitude: poor
Efficiency of service: poor
Cleanliness: poor
Was the food cooked as ordered: does a goblin know quantum physics?
Was the food served at the proper temperature: do I use the fumes from the bog of eternal stench in my air-fresherner?
Menu items ordered: many things in various stages of decay
What additional menu items would you like Sizzler to offer: edible food
(Salad Bar)
Quality: poor
Cleanliness: my goblins are cleaner
Variety: poor
What did you like best about your visit today: leaving the restaurant
What can we do to improve: get smaller waitresses
Overall, how would you rate your eating experience at Sizzler's today? Oh just freaking peachy!
Name: Jareth King
Address: Underground (let's see you find it!)
This idea came from a dinner we had at the all American restaurant Sizzler. It was real bad, believe you me. Any way. I sat there and took notes and came out with this little masterpiece. From fat waitresses to gritty clam chowder...it's got it all! Oh yeah...thank you Tial for helping me plot this whole thing out...and I don't own any Labyrinth characters or anything of Sizzler. If I did I would be publishing this instead of posting it on the web...but...that's beside the point...ON WITH THE SHOW!
(trumpets blare here)(TOOOOOOTOOOOOOOTOOOOOOOOT!)
Jareth wanted to make a good impression on Sarah, so he took her out to dinner...at Sizzlers. (bum bum bum)
After standing in line for three hours they finally get the front and order two salad bars, a burger and a shrimp ca-bob. They make their way to a private booth in the back of the restaurant so they could talk without being heard.
Jareth sat down on the spring loaded seats and busted his knee on the table. Seeing this Sarah carefully sat down. It was then that Jareth realized that the waiter had forgotten to give them their drink so he got back up, went to the front and got their drinks...but was charged extra. He sat back down, busting his other knee in the process and then began to curse quietly to himself.
Suddenly the floor began to shake. Jareth was shaken out of the booth and onto the floor. Sarah was forced to hold onto the table or end up in Jareth's situation. Jareth looked up to see the biggest woman he had ever seen standing at their table with a tiny little notepad in one hand.
Jareth pulled himself up off the floor, still wondering how the woman moved without cracking the very floor she walked on.
"Wadda ya want!" the waitress said roughly. Jareth handed her the receipt and the woman read it over.
"Two salad bars, a shrimp stick, two drinks right?"
Jareth nodded.
"Fine," said the woman as she thundered off.
Jareth leaned over the table to talk with Sarah but before he could get a word out of his mouth there came a screech from the table beside their.
"Elly-May! You can not eat just starch!"
Jareth leaned over and looked at the woman's plate witch consisted of a potato, cheesy bread, pasta and dry cereal.
He rolled his eyes and looked back to find Sarah had gotten up and was helping herself to food from the salad bar.
Jareth followed her example and got something for himself. He came back to the table with a salad and a cup of clam chowder.
The salad was mushy and the tomatoes were rotten and as for the chowder...he quickly found that it left a chalky residue in his mouth.
Their food came...after another three hours and was almost unrecognizable.
Jareth's burger looked like a hockey puck and Sarah's shrimp was the color of the sidewalk.
He looked up at Sarah.
"How about we just go and order pizza?"
She nodded, still eyeing her "Shrimp".
They paid the bill, stiffed the waitress and filled out a opinion card with read as follows.
Taste of food: poor
Size of portions: poor
Value for the money: poor
Employee attitude: poor
Efficiency of service: poor
Cleanliness: poor
Was the food cooked as ordered: does a goblin know quantum physics?
Was the food served at the proper temperature: do I use the fumes from the bog of eternal stench in my air-fresherner?
Menu items ordered: many things in various stages of decay
What additional menu items would you like Sizzler to offer: edible food
(Salad Bar)
Quality: poor
Cleanliness: my goblins are cleaner
Variety: poor
What did you like best about your visit today: leaving the restaurant
What can we do to improve: get smaller waitresses
Overall, how would you rate your eating experience at Sizzler's today? Oh just freaking peachy!
Name: Jareth King
Address: Underground (let's see you find it!)