My second attempt at a Smash story
Chapter 1: The Announcement
It's Summer at Smash Mansion and you know what that means? Trips to the beach, hanging out or visiting friends and taking some rest at a hotel on a tropical island or cruise. Sadly it's not happening for the Smashers as according to Master Hand Summer is the most important season of all for them.
"This sucks!" Link said annoyed to Sonic, Marth, Mario and Roy "I want to go to the beach and....Wait" He looks around and says "Check out some of the hot babes...AHHHH!" He screamed because he was hit by a fireball thrown by Zelda who had an angry look on her face.
"Excuse us" Zelda said and dragged him out of the room with him begging for mercy. A few minutes later there were cries pain that can be heard all over the mansion but no one cared as they knew this is normal when Link angers Zelda.
"So Mario how is it going trying to convince Master Hand to let us have a vacation?" Roy asked Mario.
"Well he said-a he'll think about it" Mario said reading a book.
"Well I hope he says yes I want to run along the beach not some tiny platform all summer." Sonic said and he stood up to get a soda and Solid Snake planted a bomb in the chair and left. Sonic came back but before he sat down Wario pushed him away and sat on the chair which blew up sending him flying. Sonic looks "Glad that wasn't me. Better luck next time Snake"
"Dammit!" Snake said and walks off to think of a new plan.
"Meeting in the meeting room in five minutes" the PDA said
All the Smashers made there way to the meeting room except for Link which confused Peach.
"Zelda where's Link?" she asked her fellow Princess
"Did you....did you kill him?" Ganondorf asked hopefully
"No he's tied up to my bed for future torture" Zelda said.
Ganondorf slumps and his best friends Bowser and Dedede comfort him. Samus arrives in her power suit as the guys will just stare at her if she just wore her zero suit. Fox, Falco and Wolf were talking
"So Fox you hopping Krystal will be in the forth Smash Bros game if Nintendo make one?" Wolf asked
"Of course I will" Fox said blushing.
"You should have seen him when we heard you were coming and not her" Falco said snickering.
Flashback
Luigi goes to the bathroom and opens only to receive from Fox who was crying in fetal position yell "GET OUT!!!!" Luigi slams the door, he was pale and faints.
End of Flashback
Wolf laughs "Wish I saw that. It would have been priceless"
Mario looks round and asks Snake "When is Wario going to be landing?"
Snake look at her watch "Right.......Now" Wario comes crashing through the ceiling and lands in his chair.
"Ow! That hurts" Wario said.
Master Hand and he brother Crazy Hand enter and everyone remains silent. Master Hand says "Mario has brought to my attention that you all want the Summer to have a vacation. Well I thought about it and decided to let you have it at a 5-star hotel in Hawaii. You'll take a cruise ship there and allowed to bring anyone you want."
Everyone remained quiet for a few minutes and then cheered and run off to make calls and pack there stuff or in Links case get tortured some more before doing that.
There you go hope it was funny for you. What horrors await our Smashers well you have to wait and see.