Chapter 1
It was a cold dark morning in The Kingdom of Hyrule! Link just woke to Zelda cuddling up to him, he stroke her hair and told her she was beautiful. Zelda replays ''i know and you also have a amazing cock!Link laughs and stands up to go dress up in his green suit! He takes his master sword and walkes out the door! To see Ganondorf raping his grandma he screams while he sticks his sword up Ganondorf's ass! Ganondorf roar's like a eagle and runs away with his junk hanging out and bleeding ass! Links grandma thanks him and tells him that she is going to bake pancakes! Link is surprized and says '' hyaa'' .
Chapter 2
Link is done throwing pigs around and destroying pots he goes home to see grandma baking pancakes and zelda eating them slowly and seductitively. Link winks at her and sits down at the table. His grandma puts a plate full of pancakes infront of Link! Link smiles and takes a bite and then starts puking and screams ''THESE ARE THE WORST PANCAKES EVER!'' His grandma replays ''i know they came out of my bum Link pukes even more! While Zelda pets him on the back. Zelda tells him to follow her to the bedroom he smiles and then pukes on her dress.
Chapter 3
Link is still puking! Zelda is very sad and tryies to help him. Link says ''I just need a little rest'' he lays down in the bed with Zelda. 6 hours later they wake up to his grandma running into their bedroom and tells them to get up they need to get on the fak but! Zelda asks what the Fak but is. Granny tells them that the fak but is her old boat that she used to fuck in so she named it the fak but! She screams and tells them to get up and in the Fak but because Ganondorf is starting to attack! They get up in a hurry and dress up to go in the Fak but her grandma steers while Link and Zelda talk about the new iPhone 6.
Chapter 4
Link, Zelda and Links grandma are still on the fak but and are headed to Mexico to be safe! Link and Zelda go down in the ship to have the oloha times. Zelda pushes link to the wall and starts kissing him, a little bit of tounge in there and then they start taking of their clothes and Link says hey my little burrito is not hot enough can you start slipping in a little bit? Zelda bitch slaps him ''IN DA FACE!'' and Link cries like a sour potato. Zelda jumps of the boat butt ass naked and starts swimming. Links grandma laughs and says ''see ya bitch ha ha'' Link is surprized and throws his grandma of the boat too! His grandma can't swim so Zelda goes to her and helps her back into the boat, Link is angry and calls for The King of Red Lions! and goes away. Still naked.
Chapter 5
Link goes on The King of Red Lions back to the island to fight Ganondorf, still naked. He starts to see the island a little bit in the fog. He goes faster, still naked! But then he see's Ganondorf burning down The Kingdom of Hyrule he needs to think fast! He gets an idea he goes to the island jumps of the boat and pokes Ganondorf in the back with his burrito. Ganondorf looks behind him and see's Link smiling, still naked. Ganondorf roar's like a penguin and try tries to punch Link but he dodge's him and pokes him in the face with his burrito Ganondorf get's so angry he gets naked too and tries to poke him with his taquito but then links claps 5 times with his ass cheeks and punches Ganondorf in the nuts and laugh's! Ganondorf cries like a orange being slized, Link is happy and Ganondorf run's away. Link is happy! he doesen't care about Zelda anymore! Now he has a new girlfriend who is also a princess! Her name is Dumpster and she is literally a pig! So the mortal of the story is food is good!
Byeeeeeeeeeeeee people and remember Dumpster!