Touhoustuck: The Best Touhou and Homestuck Crossover Ever!

Everything began when a young man named Weeabro was watching the anime. Weeabro loved the anime, the anime was his life. So was his fascination with imoutos and lolis. Sadly, he was also falling asleep while watching the anime. This means wonderful things.

So when he was watching the anime, this young looking girl with long, blonde hair (a part of it was tied up into a long side braid with a white ribbon) covered in witch garb came out of the screen. "Hey mister!" the girl shouted, she was very pretty and looked like a perfect loli, Weeabro couldn't help but blush a lot when he stared into her piercing, yellow eyes. "You're that guy named Weeabro aren't you?" she shouted, again.

"H-Hai!" Weeabro couldn't help but squeek a tiny bit of his Japanese knowledge when she said his name, it was like they were meant to be together... some sort of fate! In reality, he's not sure but he really wants to bang her.

The girl smirked. "Heh heh, you gotta come with me!" she replied with a grin "You see, you're the chosen one who has to save our world!"

"Chosen one who has to save our world!"

Those words made Weeabro go through a realisation phase in his head, just like in the anime. He's a chosen hero now? And this cute girl is asking him to save her world? He knew that this could mean that he's in for a spectacular adventure, an amazingly actiony one just like... his eroge.

"Holy shit I am definitely coming with you if I have to save your world! By the way will you go out with me" Weeabro exclaimed, he knew that this was going to be a fabulous adventure that he will neeeeeeeever forget.

"Oh thank fuck you are! And no what the hell are you going on about" She sounded like this sort of thing happened to her a lot, and with her looks and body it was not a surprise at all. "By the way, the name's Kirisame Marisa ze!"

"Marisa-chan... such a kawaii namae." Weeabro thought, he knew that Kirisame had something to do with rain due to the "ame" so he decided to give her the title of Majestic Drizzle Girl in his head. It was incredibly fitting.

"Anyway, let's go!"

Marisa then kissed Weeabro on the lips and then they instantly teleported to a mysterious world, it is hinted to be the one where Marisa resides in. Although, they were in front of a shrine for some reason.

"Ohhhhhhhhh my god!" Weeabro squealed, he recognised all this shit and it was pretty fucking amazing because he really liked it and wow! "T-This is the Hakurei Jinja! And the ningen who reside here are Hakurei Reimu and Ginji! Sugooooooooooooi~ I cannot believe that I have been teleported to Gensokyo through the means of kissing my future waifu Kirisame Marisa-chan! Oh god, I seriously cannot believe this maybe it's because I bought every single existing dakimakura of her and..."

...

"Also, my hatsu kisu, oh gosh I am so glad that Marisa-chan took it! I hope I took hers too, hehehe..."

After Weeabro said that, tumbleweeds started dashing, like they're not even slow this time they're faaaaaast.

"Yeah, you're in Gensokyo. And i'm going to forget about the last thing you just said right now." Marisa replied in a dry tone, looks like dealing with this freak was going to be extremely tough.

"So, either way," she continued "Reimu isn't here right now. She got kidnapped by this creep, we don't know who he is but he looks awfully suspicious. Apparently, the only way to save her is by playing through Windows Touhou games 6 - 13 and kicking the butts of the characters, including myself."

"The Touhou games? Oh man, I can beat them on Lunatic mode!"

"... hah?" Hearing this, Marisa started blushing like a tsundere, she started thinking "Shit! If he completes them on Lunatic mode that means i'm going to have to do some sort of... super special service for him! Shiiiiiiit... what do I dooooo?"

"Yes, I play them everyday as I sit on my many dakimakuras of you. Why are you so surprised, Marisa-chan?"

"No reason, just that you can't exactly play them on Lunatic mode this time! Haha, yeah... such a shame."

"Doushite?"

"Gee er um I don't really know. That's what the creeper told me."

"Ugh, mendokusai naaaaa... anyway, where are they?" Weeabro inquisitively asked Marisa while staring at her ample chest.

"Oh, they're over there." Marisa answered while pointing to her left, this then made Weeabro pick the cases up and get out his handy "Animetop" where he also watches the anime. He then opened Embodiment of the Scarlet Devil and proceeded to place the disc into this cd player thing and start SAVING GENSOKYO!

"W-Well, i'm not allowed to watch you play the games so i'm going to go home." Marisa stammered, for some reason she was feeling very hot when it was about her internal temperature.

"Are? Chotto-!"

Marisa then ran off to the Forest of Magic while having all of these thoughts run through her head!

"Oh god, why is my heart beating so fast now? And why am I blushing like an idiot? Damnit, whyyyyy?"

Meanwhile, Weeabro was starting up EoSD. Except... something strange was happening to it for some reason.

"Nani sore! What's this weird light- waaaaaaa!"

He got sucked into the animecompy. Who knows what's going to happen...

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