The Rules of Cafè Musain

by dancergrl1

When Les Amis aren't at rallies or stirring up trouble for the police, there's one marble man who they love to stir up trouble for instead. This is a set of rules that Enjolras creates as the meetings progress. Slight Enjonine, nothing awful. Just humor and Courfeyrac being...well, Courfeyrac.

1. The List

The Rules of Cafè Musain:

1. You may not interrupt Enjolras to tell a story.

2. You may not yell across the room 'Marble Man' or 'Apollo' and get Enjolras' attention.

3. If you upset Joly, you deal with all of the fallout, including facing Bossuet and Musichetta

4. If you give Gavroche sugar, you deal with the high and the crash. Alone.

5. If you insist on running indoors, do not, ever, run circles around Grantaire when he is drunk

6. Do not whisper "The god Apollo has fallen." When Enjolras misses a meeting.

7. You MAY NOT fight at rallies, even when an Ami is injured.

8. You cannot challenge anyone to a drinking duel while at a meeting.

9. If you bring Gavroche, you are in charge of keeping him entertained. (Not annoying Enjolras)

10. If you come in singing, talking, blabbering, interrupting, humming, or any other action, about love, the slap delivered by Eponine will be well-deserved, and met with no sympathy.