Shopping is hard.
Short crack fic for the sake of being silly and perverted, enjoy.
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"I think she'd look good in this one!"
"No! That's far to revealing! She'd be uncomfortable."
"Isn't that the price of looking good?"
"Hee Hee, I like the ones with bunnies on it!"
Crona sat off to the side while Maka, Liz and Patty fought over what pieces of clothing would go in the new wardrobe she apparently needed. She really didn't see why there was reason to argue, they were all just clothes, they were meant to keep you warm and not naked, right?
"That's too big; she'll be swimming in it!"
"If we get anything smaller then this it won't fit her height, they don't make clothes that thin."
"We'll just have to make her fatter."
She didn't know how to deal with all this noise and commotion; curling up into herself she tried to block it out.
"The busts on these are all too big, maybe we should look in the boy's section."
"Crona… Are you alright?" Maka hovered over her, emerald eyes looking down in concern. They always gave her the strength to come out of her shell, if only a little bit.
"Y-yeah… I'm sorry…"
"Don't be," She knelt down next to her and started to fiddle with her dress, it made her cheeks grow warm in embarrassment. "We're just doing all this because you need some more clothes; honestly you're going to overheat in the Nevada sun. Look you're all covered up even to the neck." Her fingers undid the buttons of the stiff white fabric, but then she paused, an odd look on her face.
"Crona… what's that?"
"What's what?"
"This." She pressed a finger to a spot on her neck that she couldn't see. "It looks like… is that a hicky?"
Both of the sisters shot down to either side of the technician, Crona felt terrified by the harsh stares.
"Oh my god it is." Liz gawked while Patty giggled. "How the hell did she get that?"
"Wait, wait, wait!" Maka pulled at the other side of the fabric, "There's two of them! Crona, who did this to you?"
"Did what?" she blinked, unsure of what was going on, she didn't know how to deal with all this touching.
"Hey wait, look," Liz pointed at her, "They're both on opposite sides and at the exact same height… they're…"
"Look no further, I found some perfectly symmetrical outfits!" his voice sang as Death the Kid all but skipped up to the group of women, "It took me a while to measure them but they're perfect."
The boy's feet stopped short, Patty was laughing and Liz was giving him a look of pity, but what had halted him was the way Maka glared at him, he could swear for a moment he saw the gates of hell open up, ready to swallow him up.
"W-w-what?"
"Maka… CHOP!"
Crona watched curiously from afar, Kid must have done something terrible to make Maka so mad. As far as their concern with her neck, maybe Ragnarok had left marks last night when he was pinching her because she had fallen asleep on him last night.
So much commotion, shopping must be hard.
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Kid would totally come along a shopping trip, I mildly question his sexuality….