Once there was a girl named Sackie who was Harry Potter's granddaughter. She was a charmer and everybody loved her. She was so amazing. She got free clothes from designers because she would model clothes for magazines for them. She was happy and sweet. Her father was married to a woman named Helen (Barbie was her real name). She looked out her window and waited.

"Hebry? Hebry? My love, where might you be?" asked Sackie.

"I'M HERE!" Hebry shouted while he poofed in front of her like a wild dragon. It made her pee in her pants. Hebry looked unapetized as he saw pee drip from her pants.

Hebry was a local butcher boy in training. He liked chopping meet. He also liked making out. Those were his two hobbies. His grandfather was Sirius Black. Hebry's grandmother, Bellatrix Lestrange, was Sirius's killer.

All of a sudden, Helen (Barbie) burst into Sackie's room, saw Hebry looking through the window, and thought he was a serial killer because he was wearing a ski mask.

Immediately, she took the axe and attempted to chop off his head.

Hebry took off the mask and said "ARE YOU CRAZY, WOMAN? IT'S ME, HEBRY! I WAS BUSY TRYING TO KISS YOUR DAUGHTER THROUGH THE WINDOW WHEN YOU BARGED IN WITH THE AXE!"

"Oh, Hebry, go away," Helen said. "You're so funny. Want to go out?"

"Uh…well, you do have a nice rack, Mrs. Helen…uh…I forgot your last name. But, you see, I need to finish up with your daughter. Maybe we can be friends with benefits."

"Oh, yeah, maybe we can be. Oh, wait, I'm married. Boo. It really sucks all the fun out of everything."

"Mom!" Sackie said. "How dare you! Now I can see why Dad left you."

"Your Dad left me? How dare him! Then who am I married to now?"

"Uhhhhh, no one. You're a lonely old fart." Hebry answered before Sackie could.

Helen sobbed. "I'm gonna go cry now!" tears poured out of her eyes. "At the mall!" she added cheerfully.

Slowly, she looked around to make sure no one was looking, pecked Hebry on the lips, and took off with her little plastic purse. But it took her forever to get to the door because she was so small (because she's Barbie). So Sackie had to pick her up and take her to the door.

Slowly, Ken walks into the house and looks around. "Is this Texas?" he asked crossing his eyes.

Sackie gave him a look, "Were in L.A."

Ken looked around and yelled, "I've been walking for 2 days straight and I'm still in L.A."

Sackie laughed, "Do you belong to Banna Banana?"

"Who wants to know."

"Well, YOU'RE STILL ON THE SAME STUPID STREET."

Sackie gazed at Hebry for his turn to yell at the moron but instead he had love in his eyes. He was not staring at Sackie but at Ken.

"Hebry?" Sackie said shaking him into a kiss. Hebry pushed her of him and into a wall cracking her skull open and killing her.

Slowly Hebry approached Ken and they started making out. Gross. Hebry's lips were as big as Ken's dollish head.