Talkshow with Kisame, Zetsu, Orochimaru and Tobi
Htaed: I'm baaack!!!
Grimm: And this time, there's Alii as an assistant, too.
Alii: Hi.
Htaed: Don't tell me that's your greeting.
Alii: Um….
Htaed: Too slow! Okay, so today, we have Naruto pplz.
Grimm: Are they even here yet? -thinks hard-
Alii: -whispers with stage hand- Yep, they're here.
Htaed: Okay-dokey! Send 'em in!
-Kisame, Zetsu, Orochimaru and Tobi walk in-
Htaed: -points and is screeching loudly- OMG!! IT'S A PACK OF ALIENS AND THEIR PET LOLLIPOP!!!
Alii: -swats Htaed- Quiet, you.
Grimm: Yeah, it's not their fault they're freaks.
Kisame: -death glare at Grimm-
Orochimaru: -death glare at Grimm-
Zetsu: -glare- Cats taste good…
Grimm: Touch me and die, plant freak. -hisses-
Tobi: Tobi is a good boy!
All: Shut up, Tobi.
Htaed: FIRST QUESTION!!
Alii: Ooh! Me! Pick me!
Htaed: 'Kay. You ask a question.
Alii: 'Kay…You! Orochikins! -points-
Orochimaru: Me? But that's not my name…
Grimm: Doesn't matter, it is now.
Alii: PAY ATTENTION!! -throws marker at Orochikins- -marker bounces of Orochikins and hits Grimm-
Orochikins and Grimm: Listening.
Htaed: Haha, you got marker on you. -ducks marker thrown by Alii-
Alii: Now then. Did you rape Sasuke?
Orochikins: WTF?!
Htaed: -cheers- Yay! Good question, Alii-chan! -high fives-
Everybody else: -are speechless-
Htaed & Alii: We're waiting…-pulls out gunblades-
Orochikins: No, did not rape Sasuke-kun.
Htaed: Suuuuuure ya didn't.
Alii: Riiiiiiight.
Orochikins: But-
Htaed: Ah-ah-ah! If you have an objection, you have to say 'objection.'
Grimm: -fell asleep- Mrowr?
Htaed: Hey, he actually meowed! Cool!
Orochikins: Um…Object-
Htaed: DENIED!! -slams hand down on button- -Orochikins and chair go through skylight-
Alii: YAAAAY!! Pedo-freak is gone!
Kisame: -is listening for thud- Wow. Nice hang time.
Zetsu: -tilts head- -falls over from weight if flytrap- -doesn't notice previous actions- Interesting…
Tobi: Tobi is a good boy!
All: Nobody cares, Tobi.
Htaed: Next question! Zetsu, is the venus flytrap on your head detachable?
Zetsu:……….-hasn't gotten up from floor yet-
Alii: Yay! Another good question! -high fives-
Zetsu: …………………
Htaed: I'm waiting…-takes safety off gunblade-
Zetsu: …………………
Htaed: -waves hand in front of Zetsu- Hello? Anybody home?
Zetsu: ……………………
Htaed: OMG! Zetsu died!
Zetsu: …………zz…………
Alii: -throws marker at Htaed- Shut up! He's asleep!
Htaed: -dodges marker- Where are you getting all these markers? Do have like an infinite space in your pants, or something?
Alii: -rolls eyes- No, I don't. There's a bucket beside me. Are you blind?
Htaed: Whatever. How'd he fall asleep? -pokes-
Alii: -shrugs-
Htaed: 'Kay, since, Zetsu is OUT, we'll move on with the questions! Kisame! You're up!
Kisame: I feel like I should be afraid…
Grimm: -wakes up- That's cause you should be.
Htaed & Alii: -conversing in whispers several meters away-
All: …
Htaed & Alii: -glances back- -giggles-
All: …
Htaed: OKAY!! We're ready! Are you ready for this?!
Alii: dundun dun dada dada dun dun dun dadada– AAUUGH!!! -ducks bucket of markers- NOOOOO!! They be's throwin mah bukkit!! Wha- mmph!
Grimm: -takes paw off Alii's mouth- There. Now, are you gonna ask a question or not?
Alii: Your feet taste gross.
Htaed: -sulks- Fine. Fun-killer. Now Alii has to go the bukkit loss support group.
Grimm: -sighs- Just ask.
Htaed & Alii: Kisame, have you ever eaten fish?
Kisame: OMFG WTF??!!
Grimm: Well? Have you?
Kisame: …………mblemmble…………
Htaed: Wot?
Alii: Wot?
Htaed: Wot?
Alii: Wot? Are we British now, wot wot?
Htaed: Wot? But, of course, wot wot!
Alii: wot?
Htaed: wot?
Grimm: AAAAAUUUUUGGHHHH!!!! SHUT UP!!! -foams at mouth-
Htaed: O.o
Alii: O.o
Kisame: O.o
Zetsu: O.o
Tobi: Tobi is a good boy!
All: Now is not the time, and you're annoying, so shut up.
Grimm: -is on a rampage- RAAAAAAWWRR!!
Htaed: OMG!! Ebil Kitty Rampage!! TAKE COVER!! -hides behind Kisame-
Alii: OMG!! -hides behind Htaed-
Kisame: WTF?! -turns around-
Htaed & Alii: OMG!! -runs backstage-
Everybody else: -is eaten by Grimm. Or Zetsu. -