55 steps to get Sakura to kill you

Disclaimer: Again, I do not own Naruto!

This is just my first one, so it will probally not the best story...

Lets Begin...

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1. While Sakura's sleeping, exchange her Sasuke shrine with a shrine of Naruto.

2. When she sees it, tell her Naruto did it.

3. When she goes to get Naruto, replace it with a shrine of you.

4. When she comes back, stand proudly next to the shrine.

5.When she starts to scream at you, throw a hard-boiled egg at her hair.

6. When she freaks out, scream, "Sasuke!"

7. When she looks around, scream, " Sasuke's dead"

8. When she goes into an emotional wreck, tell her its opposite day, then push her pressure point so she falls asleep.

9. Die her hair brown.

10. Put speakers by her ears then play the "Numa Numa" song.

11. When she wakes up, start dancing to it.

12. Shove a mirror in her face.

13. When she sees her hair, she'll drop the mirror in astonishment.

14. Scream, "7 years of BAD LUCK!!!!!"

15. RUN.

16. Dress up as Sasuke, then make her decide who's the real sasuke.

17. When she gets really frustrated, say in your best Sasuke voice, " Obviously one of us is wearing a wig, just pull one of our, well HIS wig off."

18. Watch as she force-fully tries to rip out Sasuke's hair.

19. Scream, " I told you about bad luck! CHA-CHA!!"

20. Watch her scream.

21. Switch her shampoo with bleach.

22. When she tries to get the brown die out of her hair, scream, "You use the same shampoo as Kakashi's dog!"

23. Run. Again.

24. Run, find Sasuke, and pay him $20 to tell Sakura he loves her.

25. After Sakura almost dies of shock, tell Sasuke to tell her its opposite day.

26. Watch her unleash her inner.

27. Then take a bowl of soup, give it to her, then snatch it out of her hands while screaming, 'No soup for you!!!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

28. Then, spin around screaming " Gargle seven 1 ka-chillion!!!!!"

29. Tell her you think Sasuke's stupid.

30. If you're still alive, take a Karoke machine and start singing " Dance, dance!"

31. She'll get really mad especially since you'll get the song stuck in her head.

32. Take a rock, draw a face on it, and try to sell it to another rock for $ 1,000,000.

33. Start screaming, " talk why don't ya!"

34. Turn to Sakura and ask her, " Would you like a cookie, so would I!!!!"

35. Go up to Naruto, with Sakura watching, and tell her Sakura loves him.

36. Watch Naruto chase Sakura like an insane dog.

37. Scream, "Oh's my's gosh! Its a Orachimaru!!!!!"

38. Say, "I mean, Micheal, Jackson", in a French accent.

39. Then laugh manically, gasp because of lack of oxygen, then faint dramatically.

40. When Sakura and Naruto come to check on you, and realize youre dead, even though youre actually alive, open your eyes and scream, "POTATOES!!!!!!!"

41. Then say, " Chakura rhymes with Sakura!"

42. Now, turn around and start talking to a random flower.

43. Then, go sneak up and continuously tap Sakura's left shoulder, when she turns around, quickly duck, repeat this several times.

44. If your annoyance hasn't gotten Sakura to kill you yet, please continue.

45. Kindly ask Sakura "is your hair actually a wig"?

46. When she says, "No", start tugging at her hair while screaming "it is isn't it!!! Wig OUT, WIG OUT!!!!!!!!!"

47. When she screams, " What the crap do you think youre doing!!!???"

48. Reply, " I have no idea what you're talking about….." o.O

49. When she starts explaining, angrily, all the crap you just did, just sit there staring off into space.

50. When she says, ' Are you even listening?!" Blankly say, "Did you say something"?

51. When she starts chasing you, jump into an alleyway.

52. Now, just the substitution jutsu to turn into Master Kakashi- Sensei.

53. Walk up behind Sakura and say, " What's wrong Sakura?"

54. When she's about to tell you, she'll realize you're not the real sensei, and when she turns around, run for yo life!!!!!!!!

55. Keep on running, but now throw these papers up into the air so Sakura trips over them, start laughing at her, and then be prepared for the longest run of yo life.

--- If you didn't do my 55 step, and you're still running from Sakura, I just wanted to say to stop following these suicidal instructions to get yourself killed by various ninja's, go and write a book or something…. Dang…..---

More steps coming soon! Please R and R!!!!