This is based on the famous youtube vid, "Bed Intruder". I dont own anything.

Handy is sitting at the news desk and says, "A horrifing experence for a girl in downtown Treeville. The girl woke up this morning to find an intruder in bed with her who was trying to murder her. She then screamed, which got her brother's attention. He then came in and fought the attacker off. This happened early this morning in a home off of Maplewood avenue. News Channel 5's Petunia Skunk is live on the scene. Petunia, emotions are running high."

The camera switches to Petunia. "Thank you, Handy. Around 6:30 this morning, a young girl named Brandi woke up to find a knife near her throat. Her brother came in and tried to help her out, firing quills at the attacker until he left, but not before he had murdered a Tarantula and three cats. We caught up with the victim earlier..."

The camera cuts to a clip of Brandi talking to the camera. "I was attacked by some idiot from the projects. He tried to kill me! He tried to cut my skin off!"

The camera goes back to Petunia and she says, "We also talked to the victim's brother. He had this to say."

The camera cuts to Prickly wearing a black wife beater and a red bandana. "Well, obviously we have a murderer in Treeville! He's climbin' in yo windows and snatchin' yo people up. He's tryin' ta kill em, so ya'll need ta hide yo kids, hide yo wives, and hide yo husbands, cuz he's killin' everybody 'round here!"

Petunia then said, "the attacker got away leaving behind though evidence of his visit."

Prickly then said, "We got your knife, you done left finger prints and all. You are so dumb. You are really dumb. For real."

Petunia continued, "They said they had never seen the attacker before, but Prickly sends this message to whoever is responsible."

The camera went back to Prickly again and he said, "You don't have to come and confess that you did it. We got folks on the street. We're lookin' for you. We're gonna find you. I'm lettin' you know that! So you can run and tell that, Homeboy!"

The camera went back to Petunia, and she said, "If you have any information, you are urged to call the local police. Back to you, Handy."

"Thanks Petunia", said Handy, "Wow. I guess that's one more good reason to lock your doors at night."

Fliqpy suddenly appeared behind him and slashed his throat. Handy fell to the desk. Fliqpy held up his bloodied knife and growled, "Exit, stage left", and he ran off the stage.

here's the full version of the tree intruder song.

Prickly: \i He's climbin' in yo windows, snatchin' yo people up. Tryin' to kill em', so ya'll need to hide yo kids, hide you wives, hide yo kids, hide you wives, hide yo kids, hide you wives, and hide yo husbands, cuz he killin' everybody 'round here! You dont have to come and confess! We're lookin' for you! We're gonna find you! We're gonna find you! So you can run and tell that, run and tell that, run and tell that, homeboy. Home, home, homeboy.

We got your knife, you done left finger prints and all. You are so dumb. You are really dumb. For real.

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Petunia: The attacker got away, leaving behind evidence.

Brandi: I was attacked by some idiot from the projects.

Prickly: So dumb. So dumb. So dumb. So... He's climbin' in yo windows, snatchin' yo people up. Tryin' to kill em', so ya'll need to hide yo kids, hide you wives, hide yo kids, hide you wives, hide yo kids, hide you wives, and hide yo husbands, cuz he killin' everybody 'round here! You dont have to come and confess! We're lookin' for you! We're gonna find you! We're gonna find you! So you can run and tell, run and tell, run and tell, homeboy. Home, home, homeboy.