Angelique991010: Hey I always wanted to make a story where Sonic and Shadow were having a Yo Momma fight and here it is. It's going to be long and I want you guys to pick the winner. OK! ON WITH THE SHOW!
Yo Momma fight. (YAY!)
Sonic and Shadow were sitting peacefully on the couch watching Yo Momma.( I love that show, and if you don't watch you don't have a life.)
Then out of nowhere Shadow jumped up and said,'' I challange you to a Yo Momma fight!'' ( Or whatever you call them, look I only hear the combacks!)
'' Fine then,'' Sonic stode up and called everyone down to the living room. They were getting ready a booming voice said,'' Welcome to Sonic's and Shadow's Yo Mom-''
'' Look can you just get the fuck on with it!'' Screamed Shadow.
'' Whatever... anyway first up Shadow!''
'' Wait! Why does he go first?'' whined Sonic.
( Because he's better than you and better looking than you!)
Shadow's going first, so it will be Shadow, Sonic and repeating.
''Yo momma so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!''
''Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon! ''
''Yo momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!''
''Yo momma so fat that when she hauls fanny, she has to make two trips!''
''Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks! ''
''Yo momma so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand! ''
''Yo momma so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!''
''Yo momma so fat she got hit by a parked car!''
''Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!''
''Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued!''
''Yo momma so fat she stepped on a talking scale and it told her to get the fuck off!''
''Yo momma so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!''
''Yo momma so fat she was zoned for commercial development!''
''Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell! ''
''Yo momma so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!''
''Yo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!''
''Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
''Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized!''
''Yo momma so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway!''
''Yo momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th!''
''Yo momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
''Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
''Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.''
''Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.''
''Yo momma so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!''
''Yo momma so fat she's got her own area code!''
''Yo momma so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!''
''Yo momma so fat God couldn't light Earth till she moved!''
''Yo momma so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!''
''Yo momma so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...''
''Yo momma so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.''
''Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!''
''Yo momma so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!''
''Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!''
''Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for the new world!''
Angelique991010: Who wins? Tell me I will let you pick! And who ended this battle? Review please!