I do not own Okami.
The sun goddess Okami Amaterasu was sitting.
Sleeping.
Issun was watching porn.
As usual.
Ammy woke up.
She saw the porn he was watching.
It was hardcore.
She passed out.
Issun laughed.
Ammy got back up.
She sat on Issun.
She looked around.
And began watching the porn.
Wow Ammy.
Issun managed to get out from underneath her.
He looked up at her.
"Seriously?" He said.
Ammy nodded.
She then used the FireBurst brush technique she learned.
From Moegami.
She destroyed the laptop Issun was watching porn on.
Issun cried.
All his porn.
Gone.
All his pics of Megan Fox and Britney Spears.
Gone.
How did he have a laptop and pics of Megan Fox and Britney Spears when none of those things existed?
No one knows.
And nobody might ever know.
Issun felt like killing himself.
Ammy thought, "Go ahead."
He jumped into the pond.
Ammy took out her Tundra Beads.
She drew a line from the Tundra Beads to the pond.
It froze.
Ammy laughed.
Issun was regreting what he just did.
He thought Ammy was a fail.
Although he thought it would be a good prank to pull.
On somebody else though.
Ammy took out the Solar Flare.
She drew a line from the Solar Flare towards the pond.
It melted.
But she burned Issun.
Alive.
He's dead now.
Fail.
Ammy walked away.
Acting as if nothing just happened.
What a b!tch.