Boo Boo Babies
A/N: I'm back with another DBZ story! Gosh, it's been long...TOO long...This story is meant to be funny, so hopefully you'll get a laugh outta this. I do NOT own DBZ/GT
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Chapter 1:Suprise!
This is kind of like before my "Who Do You Love More" story.
"Report card! Report card! Straight A's! Mom! Dad! Mom---"
Pan hurried to the kitchen, only to find her mom and dad discussing something in the back table.
"I'll just leave this here then." Pan quietly place her report card on the kitchen counter and headed for the outside. "Wow. I wonder what they could have been talking about."
Pan took off in the air heading for Goten's house. She finally landed in front of the door and knocked.
"Anyone home?" Pan asked with a confused look on her face. She looked up on the left side of her and saw Chi-Chi folding clothes on the balcony.
"Hi, Grandma!" Pan said, flying up to the balcony to greet her grandmother.
"Pan? Where you knocking? I didn't hear you down there." Chi-Chi said, placing one of Goten's school shirts down.
The shirt was a pinkish gray color with the name "Goten" on it. Pan gave it s questionable look but then faced Chi-Chi and asked, "Where's Goten?"
"He's inside playing video games again." Chi-Chi said, continuing folding.
"Oh. Okay! Nice talking to you! Bye!" Pan left and headed for the inside and straight for downstairs where she saw her uncle and a purple haired boy focusing there eyes on the TV.
"You can't win this time, chump!" Goten said, pressing a number of buttons on his new V-cube.
"Oh yeah?" Trunks faced to where Pan was then smiled. He then turned to the TV. "Hey look! It's Pan!" Trunks yelled hoping that Goten would be stupid enough to turn his head from the TV.
"What?" Goten turned his head to face Pan. "Hey, twerp!".
PLAYER 2 WINS!
"HOLY HELL! What did I DO! AH!" Goten yelled quickly turning to the TV and watching player 2's driver do his victory dance.
"Guess who won? G-Guess who won! Me! Trunks won! Me, me, Trunks won!" Trunks said dancing and facing his fist to Goten's mouth as if it were a microphone. "Who lost? Who? Who? Who lost"
"...Goten lost..."
"Who? Who won? Trunks won! Who lost?"
"Goten lost--Kami damnit, Trunks! Get that shit away from me!" Goten yelled, pouting.
"... You're just angry cuz you lost, brotha'." Trunks said, turning his fist into a normal hand and sitting down on the couch. "So, what brings you here?"
"Erm. I don't know. I just came to hang out with my loving uncle, that's all."
"Pfft. Yeah. Well thanks to your love for me, you cause me to lose the racing game!" Goten said turning the V-cube off.
"And 5 zeni!" Trunks said holding his hand out to Goten. "Pay up..."
Goten reached in his pocket. "Damn...here."
"Oh! Did you guys get your report card?" Pan asked, smiling.
"Yeah...maybe..." Trunks and Goten said looking at each other in denial.
"C'mon uncle Goten! I know you did!" Pan said sitting next to the black haired teen.
"Yeah, uncle Goten!" Trunks said in a high voice, trying to mimic Pan.
Goten nervously got up and entered his kitchen. He took a piece of thin hard paper from his cabinet. Then walked into the living room where Pan and Trunks were watching TV.
"Dude. You DO have yours!" Trunks said laughing at the thought of Goten's grades.
Goten was never good in school. The only way he ever got to the next grade was by going to summer school. If the teacher would ask him a question about variables, he would think for a minute (Kami knows what he thinks about), and then say name of a video game character whose name sounded like a smart word. Like "Samus".
"Don't laugh guys...okay?" Goten said handing Trunks the report card.
Trunks quickly unfolded the paper. It read
'Science: C
Math: F
Reading: C
Gym: A
Art: D'
"Hah. Goten...you only have one A in this whole report." Trunks laughed. Pan joined in.
"Hah.-wait! Hah! Wait!" Pan yelled trying to catch a breath. "G-go the teachers report! Hah! That should be a laugh!"
Trunks turned the paper around to find a page that said "Teacher Review"
Mrs Fawsel-- Math: "Goten distributes good behavior and is a pleasure to have in our class. Goten in very bright, but I don't think he likes to show it. I think studying will affect him in a good way in the near future.
Silence traveled the room, until Trunks broke it with his loud laughing.
"HOW DO YOU FAIL MRS FAWSEL'S CLASS! She's like the easiest teacher!" Trunks laughing once more.
Goten quickly grabbed his report card away from Trunks. "Why are you laughing anyway! Your results aren't that perfect."
"Well...it's better than yours...I got 1 C and the rest B's." Trunks said wiping a tear from his eye.
"I got straight A's!" Pan said with a big smile on her face.
"I could care less!" Trunks said in a rude way, again, trying to mimic Pan's tone of voice.
"You're just jealous! You're just jealous!" Pan sang as she ran around the couch.
"Yeah right. Anyways, hey! Goten! Gimmie your cell!" Trunks said in a hurry.
"...No! Why?" Goten asked taking his yellow cell out of his pocket.
"Because...I want to call Sandra to see what she made, okay!" Trunks grabbed the phone away from Goten.
"Ooooooh..." Goten said, thinking he knew what was going on. "Smooches smooch!" Goten said making kissy lips at Trunks.
Trunks turned red and punched Goten in the face. "It's not like that, okay! Now shut up..." Trunks said as he dialed her number.
Goten rubbed his cheek. "Ouch! Fine! But if you guys say ONE thing about love...I'm taking that phone away. I'm not wasting my minutes on 'Love Hotline' calls."
"Shut up! It's ringing!" Trunks said whipping his hands on his pants.
"You're sweating..." Goten said in a taunting voice.
"Hello?" A voice called from the phone.
"Hey! Is Sandra there?" Trunks asked.
"This is she..." She said in an awkward voice.
"Yo. This is Trunks. I was wondering what your report card scores were." Trunks said moving around in the couch to find a position that felt comfortable.
"Hey Sandy!" Goten called out hoping Sandra would hear it.
"Goten, shut up!" Trunks said placing his thumb on the area of the phone where you speak. (what do they call those things?)
"Whoa. Is that Goten? Is Goten there?" Sandra asked.
"Yeah..." Trunks said scratching his head.
"Let me speak to him!" Sandra said.
Goten, hearing what the blonde on the other line said, quickly grabbed his phone from Trunks. "Hey, babe!" Goten laughed.
"Sup, dude? What are you doing? I got my report card! All A's" Sandra said with a smile on her face.
"Erm...that's great! Hah..." Goten said trying to sound surprised.
Sandra was an A student. She won alot of awards at school award ceremonies. "Outstanding Reader Award", "Most Likely To Succeed Award", "You're A Mathematician Award". She was also very stylish. Well, being the richest girl in West City, it's kind of hard not to accessorize. Her mother was an International model, and Sandra was a mini model from Cosmo magazines. (what do you know...all the things I want to be when I'm older!)
"I got all B's!" Trunks yelled, hoping Sandra would be surprised.
"Whoa. Okay. Great job..." Sandra replied with a confused look on her face.
"Lemme talk to her!" Trunks said whispering to Goten.
"Okay." Goten said shrugging. "Sandra, Trunks wants to chat with ya."
Goten handed Trunks the phone. "Hi again". Trunks said trying to start a conversation.
Sandra! Get off the phone! I need to call your grandfather!
"Oh! All right, mom! Hey look. I gotta go!" She said in a hurry.
"Oh...okay! Talk to you later?"
"You bet!" Sandra said with a smile. "Love ya, bye!"
Dial tone
" ...Bye..." Trunks said moving his hands through his hair and handing the phone to Goten.
Goten took the phone and placed it on the table beside him.
"That loser...!" Pan said with a mad look on her face.
Pan never liked Sandra or the fact that Trunks, Goten and her were best friends. When she was little, Sandra would always make fun of her and call her names for no reason. But she would always say that she was only kidding. But Pan never bought that.
"What time is it?" Pan asked Goten.
Goten stare at his empty wrist. Then looked at his body. Then he faced Trunks. "Trunks, do I look like a clock to you?"
"Nope. Because your "minute hand" is too small" Trunks said jumping off the couch and laughing.
"What...?" Goten asked puzzled.
"You'll get it when you grown a spine, Jug Head." Trunks said heading for the door.
"Well guys, I gotta go home and show my parents my awesome report card!" Pan said smiling and heading for the door as well.
"Oh no...please...com back." Goten said to Pan sarcastically. He then rolled his eyes and changed the channel on the TV to "Tiny Toons", and began singing the theme song. "...We crack up all the censor...Tiny Toon Adventures is a load of comedy..."
"I'm going to head out too." Trunks said kneeling down to talk to Pan. He whispered, "Lets leave soon before he asks us to join in"
With that said, they both left leaving a Tiny Toons happy uncle behind.
"By Trunks!" Pan said flying off in the opposite direction of Trunks.
"Same!" Trunks said flying off in the other direction.
"I can't wait to see the look on their faces when they see my grades." Pan said with a big golden smile forming on her face.
------------Pans House---------
"Mom, I'm home!" Pan said entering the house.
When Pan entered, she heard snickering coming from their parents bedroom. She walked towards their door and listened to the sound of her father talking. He seemed happy and really excited about something. "Gosh...wait until we tell Pan!"
Pan popped in the room. "Tell me what?"
Gohan and Videl stood up and walked near Pan. They lour her out of the room and smiled again. Videl and Gohan exchanged smiles.
"Well, sweetie. We wanted to wait till tomorrow to tell you...but you know us. We can't wait for anything! So we'll tell you now." Gohan said shaking with joy.
"Pan...you're going to have a little baby brother or sister!" Videl put on a big smile.
-Silence-
Pan started laughing. "That's funny. Me? A little brother?"
"Or sister..." Gohan added.
"Now Pan, I know this might be a little too much for you to absorb…but we are having another baby." Videl said putting her hand on her daughters shoulder.
"Yeah…whatever mom! Hah. Now where's that report card?" Pans asked herself as she walked into the kitchen.
Pan picked up the paper off the table and stared at it. Wait till they see this! They'll love me even more.
Pan walked over to her happy parents, once again, giggling in the room. "Mom! Papa! Look at my grades!"
"And then we have to buy clothes. Shopping for the baby is going to be so fun!" Videl sang.
"Not to mention the crib. I'm going to have a hard time building one…" Gohan said in an exhausted voice.
"Hello? Mom! Papa! Don't you want to check out my grades?" Pan said holding up my report card.
Videl focused her eyes on Pan. "Oh. Sorry Hun. We were just so busy thinking about the new baby." Videl answered with stars in her eyes.
"OH MY GOD! What about the insurance!" Gohan asked, dumbfounded.
"Silly husband. The baby won't need insurance. At least not any time soon." Videl exclaimed.
"Well if anyone needs me, I'll be outside shooting some hoops. So please, try not to need me." Pan said in a low plain voice.
Dragging her feet in sorrow, Pan walked over to the backyard where the hoops were. Because in a few months…her whole life would change.
Hope you liked this first chapter! Review and I'll right up more!