AN: I just wrote this in ten minutes and didn't use a beta, so it's probably shit.
Turquoise Daffodil was 9 months pregnant with twins when she lost on a hike in a jungle. You may be asking yourself, "Why is someone that close to giving birth in a jungle by herself? How did she get there?" Shit, I don't know myself. I'm just making this up as I go along. Normal pregnant women stay home and eat chow mein mixed with pistachio Ice cream, then scream at the TV for having nothing good on.
Anyway, Turquoise continued to walk through the forest hoping to find a ranger station or something, when she heard a rustling in the bushes. Slowly, two raptors emerged. Now the smart thing to do would be to run, or to shoot them; But seriously, Does Turquoise Daffodil sound like a name an intelligent person would have? Didn't think so; this bitch seriously wanted to…uh…mate with these raptors.
So she started to take off her clothes slowly until she was almost naked. But then reality kicked in, and the raptors tore her to shreds, ate her, and ate her twins for dessert. Because fucking reptiles of any sort is only going to get you a Darwin award. Good day!
AN: I think I may be a horrible person. It's just that Jurassic park is my favorite movie, and when I heard about the OCxRaptor thing, something inside me kinda snapped.