The Confession
Fess It UP!
Season 4: All-things: Hard Rock and Heavy Metal (with Jim Boris and Leah Jett)
Alyx Levi of Pits of Sorrow
S4Ep15
Leah: Here with us today is a fresh face.
Jim: She's young, she's hot, she's got, some powerful vocals, she's got serious talent and she's got attitude.
Leah: Here is the Pits of Sorrow's lead singer—
Jim: Alyx Levi!
(Alyx comes out with her long layered black hair in curls. She wore a Motley Crue crop top, red low-rise skinny jean with a black studded belt, black and white Chuck Taylor's, several accessories on her wrists. As the audience cheered, the hosts both stood to hug her and they sat in their seats.)
Leah: Wow, you're finally here.
Alyx: Yeah, I finally made it. (Laughs)
Jim: (to the audience) Guys, it took us 10 *bleep*ing months since her and her band blew up to get her on our show. And now we finally have her here!
(The crowd stands up and cheers loudly. Whistles, claps and screams.)
Leah: It's amazing! You're amazing for coming as soon as you could.
Alyx: (Smiling) Thanks. I'm glad—really glad to be here.
Jim: So, you and the guys just finished up your European tour?
Alyx: It'll be… 3 weeks today.
Leah: Have you had any time to just relax since you got back?
Alyx: *bleep* no.
(Everyone laughs)
Jim: What's been keeping you so busy?
Alyx: Interviews. Radio shows. Interviews. Photo shoots. Fan meet and greets. And more interviews.
Jim: We're sorry.
Alyx: Oh no. It's great.
Leah: ….Sometimes.
(Alyx looks at her a bit confused. Jim realizes why she says that.)
Jim: Oh, we heard about your meet and greet in Boston, what? Last week?
Alyx: Ohhh! (Laughs)
Leah: What happened?
Alyx: (Runs a hand through her hair) Well, uh, I was taking pictures with some fans and a guy. Now, this guy looks like he was knock knock knockin' on 50's door. (Everyone laughs) This guy approached me, more serious than I'd ever seen someone be, proposed to me. Seriously, he had a ring and all!
(Everyone laughs)
Jim: How was the ring?
Alyx: Oh, it was nice as hell don't get me wrong.
Jim: Did you say yes?
(The audience laughs)
Alyx: Well, (Sighs as if she were sad) a security guard snatched him away before I could answer.
(Everyone laughs)
Leah: Oh, before we jump into the interview. There are rumors going around that the Pits of Sorrow are going on tour with Dethklok. Is that true?
Alyx: (Buries her face in her hands) Oh, God.
(Jim laughs)
Alyx: No, that's not true.
Jim: Maybe Dethklok hasn't popped the question just yet.
(Everyone laughs)
Alyx: You know it's funny you say that because the next morning after meeting Charles Ofdensen I hear that he and I are engaged.
Jim: Yeah, everyone was going crazy over that.
Alyx: Yes, they were.
Leah: It's funny because we have the photos from that night that. You two appeared to be smiling and laughing. This is rare to see for Charles Ofdensen.
(Photos appear on the TV screen behind them. Charles is laughing lightly with Alyx)
Alyx: I tried to break the ice with a little witty humor that he seems to have. But, that was my first meeting him actually. It was pretty casual run in. I am NOT his fiancé people! I don't even know the guy.
(Crowd Laughs)
Alyx: He and the band were in Sicily for a show too. We just so happened to end up at the same hotel.
Jim: The Pits of Sorrow and Dethklok at a hotel together? I wonder how many TV's were thrown out of windows. Did you guys compete to see who could trash their rooms the fastest?
(Everyone laughs)
Alyx: No, but I'm sure that would've been an interesting. I'll keep that in mind for next time.
(Crowd laughs)
Leah: Getting back on topic now… How was the tour?
Alyx: (Positions herself to sit in her seat Indian style) Fantastic… Fantastic. The audiences were amazing, lively and welcoming. We get our fuel from the audience's vibe. So if the crowd's crazy. We go insane… In a good way.
(Everyone laughs)
Jim: You know we saw your last show in Vienna. How'd you feel after the concert was over and you guys were being pelted with flowers while the balloons and confetti dropped?
Leah: And the pyro!
Jim: You were crying and Javier Sanchez, (to the audience) who is the lead guitarist in case you didn't know, came over to hug you and wiped your tears away.
Leah: How exactly did that moment feel for you? It was a beautiful moment.
Jim: It was.
Alyx: It really was… It felt unreal. I mean, just yesterday we were posting our homemade music videos on the internet and now people are actually coming to see us play. Thousands of people! That night was just overwhelming for me. Javi came over to me and was like "Alyx, we *bleep*ing did it! We made it! Don't cry. Smile. Let's celebrate!" And then he just lifted me and we cheered with the others.
(Crowd claps)
Jim: I'm sure that was one helluva night. How was the after party?
Alyx: ...I'm assuming it went pretty well. I can't remember any of it.
(Everyone laughs)
Leah: Now you and Javier go way back, right?
Alyx: Waaaaaaaay back.
(Everyone laughs)
Jim: Since middle school right?
Alyx: That's right. I remember sitting next to him in homeroom only because he was wearing a Guns N' Roses T-Shirt. I started humming singing November Rain just to see if he'd respond. Ya' know, that's one of my pet peeves when someone wears a band T-shirt and they have no *bleep*ing idea who they're wearing.
Jim: You got suspended before because of that pet peeve, right?
Leah: What happened?
Alyx: (Laughs) Okay, there was this chick, Holly or some *bleep*like that. She wore a Zeppelin shirt, I asked her what her favorite song by them was and she was like "Ew, really? This is my mom's old crap I just wore it today because I felt like being vintage." I looked at her like, did this bitch really just say-. So, then she goes, "I can't believe you actually listen that hippie *bleep*. Excuse me, wanna be." And when she left she bumped me. So, I kindly walked to the door just as she was about to walk out I slammed it, ya' know to provoke her. I leaned against the door and wouldn't let up no matter how much she'd curse at me. So then she slapped me. I only wanted her to get the first lick in so that I wouldn't be pinned with extra days for starting a fight.
Jim: What happened after she slapped you?
Alyx: I couldn't tell you. I blacked out. Let's just leave it at I got extra days anyway.
(Everyone laughs)
Leah: And you and Javier been best friends ever since?
Alyx: That's right.
(Crowd claps)
Jim: I hope you don't mind me asking...
Alyx: Go for it!
Jim: How old are you?
Alyx: 22.
(Crowd cheers; a bunch of guys wolf whistle.)
Alyx: (Laughs) Wow.
Jim: (Stands up and looks toward the crowd) Back off she's off limits.
Leah: (To Jim, joking) and so are you. (Referring to his wedding band) So, sit down.
Jim: I've got to ask: Do you have a boyfriend?
Alyx: Nope.
(Most of the men in the crowd cheer loudly, one yelling Marry Me!)
Alyx: Sorry, can't. I have far too many proposals pending.
(Everyone laughs)
Leah: Well, you're young and sweet.
Jim: And freaking beautiful!
Leah: Anyway, I'm sure you'll find someone special.
Jim: Until then, I'm willing to make things work out between us.
(He walks over to kneel in front of her jokingly and returns to his seat.)
(Everyone laughs)
(Buzzer goes off)
Leah: I know everyone knows that sound. It's time to play…
Everyone except Alyx: (Shouts) Fess It UP!
Alyx: (Buries her face in her hands) Damn it, please no *bleep*ed up questions!
(Everyone laughs)
(Jim hands Alyx the box. She reaches in and pulls out a pink envelope)
Alyx: What were the color codes again? Pink's good, right?
(The crowd laughs)
Jim: Yeah, pink is good. (Laughs)
Alyx: (Lets out a relieved sigh)
Jim: Usually…
Alyx: Yup, I'm *bleep*ed. (She opens the envelope. She dropped her head and passing the card to Leah.)
Leah: (Reads from the card) who is your celebrity crush?
(Everyone laughs)
Jim: (Happily) I think I know who it is!
Leah: (Sarcastically) Jim, how many times do I have to tell you you're not a celebrity?
(Everyone laughs)
Jim: Come on! We thought you had no fear. (Referring to her band's song We Fear Not) Fess it up! Everyone has one!
Alyx: (Sighs) Pickles.
(Everyone goes Ooooooooh)
Jim: Vlasic or Mt. Olive?
(Everyone laughs)
Leah: (Smiles) Of Dethklok?
Alyx: (Shrugs.) What can I say? I have a soft spot for redheads. (Laughs)
Jim: That explains your obsession with Chucky films.
(Everyone laughs)
Alyx: (Nods.) You know, you may be right.
(Everyone laughs)
Leah: Have you met Dethklok yet?
Alyx: Nope, I've only meet their manager.
Jim: You're signed to the same label as them right?
Alyx: Yes, but we went on tour damn near as soon as we were signed.
PAUSED
11:29 p.m. Sunday night
Mordhaus
Nathan paused his TV and grabs his phone from the nightstand. He called Pickles' cell even though their suites were right next to each other.
"Hey, did you see the new episode yet?" he asked.
"Of what?" Pickles asked, clearing his throat.
"The new episode of All Things!" Nathan growled.
Pickles laughed, "Yee-uh, I did. Dat's prahbably the best episode yet." He joked.
"She's pretty hot. She could be a fun ya' know… You know what?" Nathan murmured to his friend.
Pickles laughed, "Yeah, dood, I know what you're gettin' at."
"I didn't know her band was signed to our label." Nathan coughed.
"Yeah," Pickles cleared his throat, "She uh, Ahfdensen mentioned her ta us."
"Oh." Nathan mumbled. "Well that was all I wanted. Bye."
"Woah, woah, woah! Dood, you wanna come drink dis bottle with me?" Pickles asked.
"Yeah, see you in a couple minutes." Nathan said right before hanging up the phone.
Author's notes: Hey guys, it's been a while since I've written a Metalocalypse fic. So a while ago, I remembered I never finished my story The End Is Just the Beginning. Then I remembered that I never wrote the story of how Pickles and Alyx met. So, today, I decided to upload the story of how Pickles and my OC, Alyx met. If you want to know how this pair meet stick around for the next chapter! Review, please! Have a rockin' night or day!
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