Naruto Talk
Written by: Self-Proclaimed KingofDDR
Summary/Disclaimer: In which the Naruto cast meet and talk about many topics, degrating each other every chance they get. Inspired by J-Wraith's Sonic Talk. All credit goes to him. And I don't own Naruto.
"Good Evening. Welcome to the first ever episode of Naruto Talk, inspired by the brilliant Sonic Talk. In this show, the characters of the Naruto franchise shall give their thoughts about many different topics, such as who's the best character, what the best arc is, and so on. I am your host, Shizune. And now, let's introduce the characters for the first topic. To start with, we have Uchiha Sasuke."
"Hn. It's a pleasure to be here," Sasuke said with the Uchiha smirk.
"Second, we have Uchiha Itachi, Sasuke's older brother."
"Hn," Itachi said simply, nodding.
"And finally, we have the Hyuuga prodigy, Hyuuga Neji."
"This should be interesting," Neji said, eyes closed with a smirk on his face.
"Now that that's done, let's begin with the first topic."
Topic one: The most Emo character
"This is easy. It's obviously me," Sasuke scoffed.
"Care to elaborate, Sasuke?" Shizune said.
"Of course," Sasuke began. "I had to watch my whole family become slaughtered by this guy over here," and he pointed to Itachi, "not to mention I had to watch it for 72 hours. TWICE. That instantly makes me the most emo."
"Oh, please. That doesn't make you emo in any sense of the word," Neji scoffed.
"Oh, and what would YOU know about being emo, blind-boy?" Sasuke retorted.
"Plently more than you, considering that I've dealt with sadness and hatred all my life," Neji replied. "I had a freakin seal put on my forehead that can turn my brain into mush at age THREE. Plus, my father was killed for a mistake that my UNCLE made. Ever since then, I've been cold and distant to just about everyone. If that's not being emo, than I don't know what is."
Itachi made a little cough that sounded vagely like "Bull!"
"Seems that you have something to say, Itachi," Shizune said.
"I do. Neji's claim about being cold and distant to everyone may have been true in the past. But now? Not so much," Itachi replied.
"Care to explain yourself?" Neji growled.
"Gladly," Itachi replied. "Ever since Uzumaki Naruto defeated you, you've been becoming less and less emo with each chapter and episode. And if you don't believe me, then do the words, 'I believe that you can save Sasuke from the darkness, because you saved me,' ring a bell?"
"What's your point?" Neji said.
"My point is that you don't even belong here. If you were your old self, THEN you could deserve to be here. But as you are now, you're about as emo as Rock Lee," Itachi said.
Sasuke had a good chuckle at that.
"Is that right? Then tell me, what makes YOU think that YOU belong here?" Neji snarled.
"Simple. I killed my entire family. I killed my best friend. And I forced my little brother to watch it all. TWICE. You aren't truly emo unless you bring other people down with you like I did," Itachi replied with a smug smile.
"I wouldn't be talking, Tragic Hero. The latest Manga chapter bascially KILLED any chance of you being the most emo," Sasuke scoffed. "If anything, it just made you become a walking cliche. Honestly, how many stories have the same old, 'evil villian isn't as evil as he seems' plot?"
"Sasuke comes back with a good point," Shizune agreed.
"Look who's talking, Mr. Avenger," Itachi retorted. "'Look at me, I'm Sasuke! I hate my brother so much, that I'm gonna push away everyone that he could kill until I kill him. Even if I have to act like a complete Asshole to do it!' VERY creative."
"And Itachi responds in kind," Shizune said.
"And that's the problem. You two are nothing but mere cliches, running gags in anime, if you will. At least MY emoness is unique!" Neji snickered.
"Oh please, it's about as unique as most of the Naruto & Hinata fics these days," Sasuke replied.
"I believe you've just gotten burned," Itachi said in monotone.
"What a surprise. The two walking cliche plots team up," Neji grumbled.
"Okay, we have run out of time. We'll just leave it to the fans to say who's the most emo," Shizune said. She turned to the readers. "You can also ask for topics that you would like to be seen talked about. I don't expect this to be as popular as Sonic Talk, but it'll be fun for us. Until next time, good bye."
Like Shizune said, you can choose who you think is the most emo, and we'll reveal the winner next chapter, as well as the next topic. Hope you liked this, and if you did, then go and check out Sonic Talk by J-Wraith, which is MUCH better than this. Catch you next continue!