"Daniel, where are my socks?"
"On your feet honey."
"Daniel, where are my shoes?"
"On your feet honey."
"Daniel what time is it?"
"It's five minutes from the last time you asked."
"I'm fat; am I fat Daniel?"
"No honey, your just pregnant."
"I want to go home."
"We are home honey. It's just after midnight."
"I'm hungry, can I have some milk and cookies."
"They're by the stand honey."
"Oh."
"I can't sleep, can you call Sam?"
"No, honey, Sam needs her rest. You talked to her 3 hours ago."
"My feet are cold."
"You have your shoes and socks on, why are they cold?"
"You didn't warm them up first."
"Daniel, I- I'm scared."
"I know honey. Get some sleep."
"The baby won't like me."
"Yes, it will."
"No, I'm a terrible person. They'll cry as soon as they look at me."
"No they won't."
"Yes, they will. They'll see that I'm fat, and ugly and start crying."
"No they won't. They probably see me first and cry."
"Really?"
"Really."
"Alright. Daniel?"
"Yesssssssssss.?
"Thanks for the cookies and milk."
"Your welcome."