Authors' Note: to be read in excited tones!
Man, I'm tired. I stayed up all night just flitting about doing nothing. God only knows how many times Ron had yelled at me "SHUT UP!" Might be a new record. Wow, that'd be cool! I started to doze, standing up. A bright light suddenly burned my eyes. WHO, WHAT, WHERE, WHAT, WHO! OMIGOD OMIGOD OMIGOD! I'm awake, I'm awake, I'm awake. I'm wide awake flitting around like a headless chook. I speed across the room and… KA-THUMP!
inward groaning, stars gathering, view clouding, face appearing in line of vision
Wow. That was a trip.Sharp intake of breath let's do it again! Omigod omigod, I'm running on fumes! Wow, it's like I'm flying in my head! Awww come on! Wait. Where are you going! No, wait Ron! I'm coming with you!
"Piss-orf!"
No, wait…KA-THUMP! Ow, that hurt. No, seriously wait up!
"I said piss-ORF!"
But, but, but, n-oo wait! I'll behave, I swear I will, I will, I will. Seriously, come on! SLAM! KA-THUMP! Ow, that wasn't very nice. Now I'm locked in. Oo, what's that? Omigod, omigod, omigod. IT'S SHINY! Oo, what's it do? HEY RON! KA-THUMP! Ow, doors hurt. Hey wow, the windows open. Omigod, I'll go get him! WHOOSH!
Inward SHRRIIEEEK!
Eek! Garden Gnomes! Aaahhhh RON! Fa-thump! Wow, curtain. Ow, floor. Oh, there he is, there he is! RON! Whack! Ow!
"Oi! Would you get in here!" Ron grabs me and hauls me over to the table. "Sit!" okay, so I sit. Whiney noise! I'm bored. Come on, come on. I want to do something! Oo, shawhatawhat! What are you writing? Huh? Huh? Can I read it!
Just wait. Can I read? Whiney noise. Come on. Omigod, are you done! You're done right? Right?
"Here, take this to Harry."
OMIGOD OMIGOD OMIGOD! Okay, okay. I'll be back! Aww, fun fun! Time to go. Let's fly! Fly, fly, fly!
And with that Pigwigeon flew away with the letter.