A/n: So here is a one-shot! W00t!! MUST READ THIS: For the first part, it's Sango, Kikyou, and then Kagome! For the second part it is, InuYasha, Sesshoumaru and then Miroku, at the end it is Naraku yelling.
Disclaimer: I dun own ANY of it.
"Hey look at this stuff!"
"What is it?"
"I don't know, but it's some thing white and sticky!"
"Could it be guts from a bug?"
"No, moron!"
"Taste it!"
"Eww, I'm not going to do that, we don't even know what it is!"
"So?"
"Just taste it!"
"Oh you guys are such wimps! Here let me do it!"
"Well?"
"What is it?"
"Mmm, it's sweet and tasty!"
"So what is it?"
"I don't know! What is it?!"
"COOL WHIP!"
"What is this thing?"
"I don't know!"
"It looks kind of hairy…."
"Do you think its mold?"
"Does mold look like this baka?"
"Maybe it's a bush?"
"Baka… why would a bush be hairy?"
"And fuzzy."
"Isn't hairy and fuzzy the same thing?"
"No."
"They are two different things…"
"Poke it!"
"No, you poke it."
"You two are complete dolts."
"Then what are you?"
"Yea, what are you?"
"Smarter than you two. You two completely changed the subject again…."
"So poke it."
"No, are you insane?"
"Yes, he is…"
"Ass!"
"Calm down."
"I have an ass thank you for asking."
"That's not what I meant and you know it!"
"Enough you two! What the hell is this thing?"
"Just poke it, already."
"I'm not going to do it!"
"Fine, you two are just a bunch of pussies."
"Where?!"
"Pervert…"
"Hey! I'm the pervert out of us three!"
"Your point!"
"Just poke it already!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OH MY FUCK GOD!!!"
"What!?"
"What is it?!"
"Hahaha, you guys should've seen your faces!"
"That was uncalled for!"
"I have to agree with him on this. But, what is it?!"
"Just a stupid spider…"
"Hmm, I wonder if it is related to Naraku?"
"Maybe it is."
"HEY I HEARD THAT!"
"Good for you," all three of them said to Naraku.
A/n: Bah, this BLOWS anyways, I got uber bored, and decided to do this... other weird drabbles and such will be posted with this thing as other chapters...bleh!