Announcer: If you liked "Pokemon Platinum Version", the most action-packed fic by Patinator Incorporated, you'll love-- CRASH
PM: Move it, chubby. This is MY job. Ahem. You'll love this! Pokemon XSD: Windstorm of Cyclones is my sequel to the famed Pokemon XD: Gale of Darkness! WARNING: Self-insertion. Wait, that's a good thing. OTHER WARNING: This starts out depressing, but don't all Real World fics?
Note: XSD stands for eXtra Shadowy Dimension, like Pokemon XD stands for eXtra Dimension.
PROLOGUE:
Da name is Pat McClintock, people!
I sat on the loveseat downstairs in my simple house. I liked it that way. Just me, me, and me. I had a lot on my mind, as usual. The only thing I ever did was think. My parents had gone away for a month, trusting me, since I had access to a huge sledgehammer. I ran my hand through my dark red-brown hair. I wore a navy blue t-shirt, light blue pants, white socks, and some blue, white, and dark blue sneakers.
I was thinking why I felt my life was missing something… I mean, my parents are loving, I have a lot of good stuff, a few good friends, and quite a bit of money. Nevertheless, as I already stated, I felt my life was missing something. Suddenly I figured out that problem!
I wanted a girlfriend.
It sounded ridiculous. Me? The person that I would nominate an evil prodigy? LOVE-HUNGRY? I could care less about most people! But… that's the only thing my insufficient cranium could come up with! Alas, even I couldn't solve this problematic conundrum! Since I was home schooled, I never got out lest I was on an errand. Sighing, I decided to take out my sapphire Gamecube Wave bird (Do those things only come in gray or what?) and took out my frustration on Pokemon XD. On the last day of January, I had kicked Greevil's round head, and on St. Patrick's Day, laddies and lassies, I purified the final Shadow Pokemon: Level 38 Lickitung. Since I was sinister, I kinda liked having Lugia a Shadow! But it was the first one I purified after I beat Greevil. The character, Michael, was going through the Cipher Lab to check it out to see what was in there after I beat Cipher (In case the Strategy Guide from Nintendo Power was off.). I must admit, when I first infiltrated, it was somewhat spooky, but I'm no chicken! Or rooster! Or cow, or pig, or pigeon. But as soon as I got to the desk where I fought Naps, the screen went all swirly and purple!
"What the heck!" I cried.
A strange force conked me out. The last I remember of that moment was the sound of my TV, Gamecube, and Wave bird turning off.
PM: Well, here's the first Chapter of my second fic. Hey, uh, Note: I named my character PAT in reality, after me.