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Sharing a room (or even your life) with someone isn't always easy – let's see how several GR characters handle it.

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Shimmerer

"Killbane, honey, could you please get rid of the trash? Why you? Because I'm busy checking my stock investments, and it's your duty as head of household anyway."

"Of course I meant the battle droids in front of our base when I said trash. Oh. You threw out our furniture too? Never mind, I still think you are the greatest. I'll simply buy new furniture."

"Of course I used your money to buy new furniture. Why? Because you're the main bread winner, and we agreed that my earnings are to be used only for extras such as luxury space cruises and my jewelry. Don't you think that furniture is rather basic?"

Killbane

"The best way to live a partnership is on separate planets!"

Darkstar (1)

"Stingray, I don't care which of us pays the bills, but stop shooting people right now!!!"

Darkstar (2)

"Could you please call me next time before you set out for a shoot out with your friends on Tortuna?!? And by the way, that doesn't excuse you from doing your part of cleaning our home!"

Jackhammer

"Now there are certain – calculated – risks I take – like fighting a war against giant dinosaurs or tax authorities – but raising a bunch of Supertrooper kids isn't one of them! I leave the responsibility for that with my mate."

Brainchild

"We'd get along fine if you just followed my perfect elaborate plan. My perfect elaborate plant doesn't have you talking back to me!"

Gooseman (pre domestic bliss)

"I like my independence, and I need my space." (Low growl)

"Doc, your CDU is taking up one square centimeter on my side of the table!"

Gooseman (domestic bliss phase)

"I liked my independence, I love my mate.

Darling, I already did my part of the cleaning last week when you were busy taking apart that secret Bovo lab. And it's your turn to intimidate the telemarketers."

Niko

"I admit I travel a lot, but my husband takes care of our household fabulously. Almost always. Really."

Doc

"I programmed my AI to take care of all our household chores. Now my wife and I can't quite agree on the theme song for our washing machine, but otherwise our life is really pink – not rosy – pink."

Zachary

"Eliza, I know you had a hard day with the kids and all, but I had to fight a vicious band of outlaws on Blackwater, doesn't that count too? "

"O, you already selected a new network company?" (Big sigh of relief)

"Thank you!"

Daisy O'Mega

"Who needs men? Give me your chocolate, or I'll shoot you!"

Maya of Tarkon

"I find long distance relationships are kind of difficult to handle, especially with the delay in the interface between email and mail pigeons. I'd counsel you to find a local husband (if possible one who doesn't try to assassinate you once he is crowned)."

Mogul

"My demons are demanding rights?!?"

Gherkins

"If you have to live in such cramped space as we, you need some basic rules…"

Slade

"Where are my gummy bears?"