Title: That Bat is mine
Rating: K+
Author: LadyCrazyMonkeyPants
Summery: Hermione has always loved the superhero Batman, but she loves her Batman more then the caped crusader.
Pairing: HG/SS
Disclaimer: Would I be writing this if I owned HP.
Warning: Jabs at Batman
She can't remember what first drew her attention to the Dark Knight, but even from a young age she was hooked.
She had seen every movie and watched the cartoons, even with that little prick of a sidekick with his real lame sayings like "Holy cheese monkeys Batman!" or something like that.
Over the years she learn lots on bats like the largest is a Fruit bat, and there really is a vampire bat.
When she entered Hogwarts she met the 'bat of the dungeons'. She never could figure out how this man, who was miserable prick, managed to act like her favorite animal.
When she returned home that summer she and her father would sit and watch the batman movies, and she would always wonder how two men with the same animal in common could be so different.
This went on for years and soon she help Harry defeat the Dark Lord, and she saw for the first time that the two were very similar.
Soon she was asked to come back and teach charms at her old school. She had several flames but they all sizzled and then died out.
She had only had been there a week when a bat got stuck in her classroom and the screams of her female students drew the attention of a potions master that was walking by.
He came inside to see her capture the bat while wearing a pair of gloves. She then stuck the poor bat outside and opened her hands and after a second of hesitation the took off.
He had slipped out the room before she noticed him. Later when he was alone in the teacher's lounge she walked and settled on the couch and took out a book and began to read.
Calmly stated that he saw her with the bat this morning and she looked him in mild shock. He then went on to say that he was mildly impressed before sweeping out like a large bat.
A couple of months later she was reading a batman comic in the teacher's lounge, it was a guilty pleasure, when the bat swooped in and one look at the comic he made a comment that she was still immature.
She responded that she would rather be in touch with her inner child then become bitter like some people.
He scowled, which was no surprise, and ignored her for the rest of the evening.
It was her second year of teaching when both of them were knocked off their high and might pedestals by the Weasley twins.
They decided to test one of their potions on the two and it had very interesting effects.
A few months later they were married.
She came to conclusion to thank the twins but they still regretted doing that to her.
She was so caught up in her thoughts that she did notice a bat flutter through her open window then change into a man.
He then swept across the room and leaned of her form.
"Hello Severus."
He smirked and leaned down and captured her lips in a kiss. After pulling back he shed his clothes except for his boxers and climbed into bed next to her and pulled her close and then settled a hand on her growing stomach.
As she drifted off to sleep she could not help but think that her dark knight was way better then the one she grew up knowing, but she had no problem making him sleep on the couch if he suggested again that they name their child Robin.
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Wow this story was messed up.
Anyone have any ideas for a new story. I have an overactive imagination and willing to use it.