Disclaimer: Me don't own Hamtaro, so don't sue I. (Translation for stupid
people: I do not own Hamtaro, so do not sue me.)
*Note: Kirbykat is writing this story with her friend Zeiko (a.k.a. Torie). Of course, Zeiko has to type everything. *sound of whip* Kirbykat: GET BACK TO WORK, SLACKER!!! Ummm. we'll stop scaring you now and get back to our story that has.like. no point what so ever.
(If you hate this story, then it's okay. This is our first story.)
Also, this story was inspired by Geniemaster's 'The Untold Hamtaro'. Yay!!!
********************************In clubhouse*****************************
Hamtaro: 984 bottles of rum on the wall, 984 bottles of rum.
Boss: We should have never taken him to see Pirates of the Caribbean.
Stan: *walks in with Pashmina behind him* Potato.
Pashmina: *Starts laughing hysterically*
Stan: *runs and hides behind Sandy* Help me! This chick's crazy!! *quivers in fear*
Oxnard: Why is she acting like a psychopathic freak?
Penelope: Ookwee! (Translation: Potato.)
Pashmina: *starts laughing again*
Bijou: She IZ a psychopathic freak!
Sandy: Stan, you're a coward.
Stan: Yeah, but I'm still alive.
Maxwell: Umm, I just want everyone to know that if they find Howdy and Dexter locked in the closet, it WASN'T ME!
Everyone: O_o
Snoozer: Zuzuzu.good riddance.zuzuzu.
*A knock on the door is heard* *the door is opened to reveal Panda and Cappy with a HUGE bag of CANDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
Pashmina: Yay!! *Dives into bag of candy*
Everyone else: *Sweatdrop* *Pashmina is eating her heart out when she bumps into another hamster eating the candy*
Pashmina and the other candy eating hamster: Owww. Potato!
Pashmina and the other candy eating hamster: *laugh hysterically*
Stan: Oh great! Now there's two of them!
Hamtaro: Why is there someone in that bag?
The other candy eating hamster: *with lots of candy in her mouth* Hgh. Muthsf ngme yzz Xdoprdolafd. Bht hedsrobdy cldkes beee Mishglasha.
Everyone else: WHAT???
Another hamster in the bag: She said her name is Xopolas, but everyone calls her Milana. I'm Zami.
Stan: Is Xopolas even a real name?
Milana: *swallowed candy already* DON'T MAKE FUN OF MY NAME!!! *starts crying dramatically*
Stan: Dude, I didn't mean to insult you!!
Zami: It's okay. She's just high off of sugar.
Milana: AM NOT!!! *runs into wall* ouch. FUNNY MONKEY GO BOOM!!!
Everyone else: -_-
********************************In Closet********************************
Dexter: Howdy, why are we in a closet???
Howdy: I don't know Dexter. Hey, I have an idea! Why don't we play I Spy to pass the time? I'll go first. Okay, I spy something that is white and grey, and has. a red bow. and glasses. an-
Dexter: It's me, right?
Howdy: YEAH!!! How'd you know?
Dexter: Well, seeing that we're in a closet that's brown with nothing else in it. it's kind of obvious.
Howdy: oh. yeah.
********************************In Clubhouse*****************************
Snoozer: Zuzuzu. it's so boring.I could fall asleep.
Panda: I thought that you were already asleep!
Snoozer: Zuzuzu.oh yeah.zuzuzu
Everyone else: *falls over anime style*
Oxnard: Does anyone like broccoli?
Hamtaro: AAAAHHH!!! BROCCOLI IS EVIL!!! *Hits Oxnard with a random table*
Oxnard: x_x *unconscious*
Hamtaro: Uhh. oops.
Penelope: Ookwee! (Translation: cool!)
Everyone else: O_O
Did you like it? Because if you did, then you rule. Well. REVIEW!!! Cuz if you do, then YOU ARE THE COOLEST PERSON IN THE WORLD. Also, please send me some ideas. They don't have to be much. And remember, the more reviews, the quicker the chapters come.
*Note: Kirbykat is writing this story with her friend Zeiko (a.k.a. Torie). Of course, Zeiko has to type everything. *sound of whip* Kirbykat: GET BACK TO WORK, SLACKER!!! Ummm. we'll stop scaring you now and get back to our story that has.like. no point what so ever.
(If you hate this story, then it's okay. This is our first story.)
Also, this story was inspired by Geniemaster's 'The Untold Hamtaro'. Yay!!!
********************************In clubhouse*****************************
Hamtaro: 984 bottles of rum on the wall, 984 bottles of rum.
Boss: We should have never taken him to see Pirates of the Caribbean.
Stan: *walks in with Pashmina behind him* Potato.
Pashmina: *Starts laughing hysterically*
Stan: *runs and hides behind Sandy* Help me! This chick's crazy!! *quivers in fear*
Oxnard: Why is she acting like a psychopathic freak?
Penelope: Ookwee! (Translation: Potato.)
Pashmina: *starts laughing again*
Bijou: She IZ a psychopathic freak!
Sandy: Stan, you're a coward.
Stan: Yeah, but I'm still alive.
Maxwell: Umm, I just want everyone to know that if they find Howdy and Dexter locked in the closet, it WASN'T ME!
Everyone: O_o
Snoozer: Zuzuzu.good riddance.zuzuzu.
*A knock on the door is heard* *the door is opened to reveal Panda and Cappy with a HUGE bag of CANDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
Pashmina: Yay!! *Dives into bag of candy*
Everyone else: *Sweatdrop* *Pashmina is eating her heart out when she bumps into another hamster eating the candy*
Pashmina and the other candy eating hamster: Owww. Potato!
Pashmina and the other candy eating hamster: *laugh hysterically*
Stan: Oh great! Now there's two of them!
Hamtaro: Why is there someone in that bag?
The other candy eating hamster: *with lots of candy in her mouth* Hgh. Muthsf ngme yzz Xdoprdolafd. Bht hedsrobdy cldkes beee Mishglasha.
Everyone else: WHAT???
Another hamster in the bag: She said her name is Xopolas, but everyone calls her Milana. I'm Zami.
Stan: Is Xopolas even a real name?
Milana: *swallowed candy already* DON'T MAKE FUN OF MY NAME!!! *starts crying dramatically*
Stan: Dude, I didn't mean to insult you!!
Zami: It's okay. She's just high off of sugar.
Milana: AM NOT!!! *runs into wall* ouch. FUNNY MONKEY GO BOOM!!!
Everyone else: -_-
********************************In Closet********************************
Dexter: Howdy, why are we in a closet???
Howdy: I don't know Dexter. Hey, I have an idea! Why don't we play I Spy to pass the time? I'll go first. Okay, I spy something that is white and grey, and has. a red bow. and glasses. an-
Dexter: It's me, right?
Howdy: YEAH!!! How'd you know?
Dexter: Well, seeing that we're in a closet that's brown with nothing else in it. it's kind of obvious.
Howdy: oh. yeah.
********************************In Clubhouse*****************************
Snoozer: Zuzuzu. it's so boring.I could fall asleep.
Panda: I thought that you were already asleep!
Snoozer: Zuzuzu.oh yeah.zuzuzu
Everyone else: *falls over anime style*
Oxnard: Does anyone like broccoli?
Hamtaro: AAAAHHH!!! BROCCOLI IS EVIL!!! *Hits Oxnard with a random table*
Oxnard: x_x *unconscious*
Hamtaro: Uhh. oops.
Penelope: Ookwee! (Translation: cool!)
Everyone else: O_O
Did you like it? Because if you did, then you rule. Well. REVIEW!!! Cuz if you do, then YOU ARE THE COOLEST PERSON IN THE WORLD. Also, please send me some ideas. They don't have to be much. And remember, the more reviews, the quicker the chapters come.