Author's note: Hi there,
This is a little something I wrote ages ago and have finally uploaded!
Warnings: None I can think off
Dislcaimer: None of the characters mentioned are mine. They all belong to J.K. Rowling and whatever companies/ people else own the rights.
"Lily dearest?"
"Yes James?"
"Life without you would be like a broken pencil...pointless"
"I have a pencil sharpener if you want." *gives sharpener*
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"Lil, if looks could kill you would be a weapon of mass destruction."
"Yeah and I'd kill you first."
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"I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true."
"Really? You're leaving then James?"
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"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together."
"Aha, I'd put F with U."
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"I'm like chocolate pudding, I look like crap but im as sweet as can be."
"Happy you realized!"
"What, that I'm sweat?"
"No, that you look like crap."
"Hey, that hurt!"
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"I'm invisible."
"Right I know James. You have your cloak on."
"W-what? Oh" *takes cloak off* "You were supposed to say 'Really?'"
"Oh, did I blow your thing?"
"Nope, but you can if you want"
"Ugh. Go die James."
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"You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way to fall is in love with me."
"Eh, I think I'll fall out the tree."
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"I have never had a dream come true until the day that I met you."
"I have never had a nightmare come true until the day I met you."
"Liiiily, that's mean"
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"I'm addicted to yes, and I'm allergic to no. So wanna go out?"
"If I say no, will you get a rash, hyperventilate and die?"
"Umm… I guess."
"Okay then. NO, NO, NO, NO!"
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"Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no."
"Yes."
"Really?"
"No." *Snickers*
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"I hope your day is as radiant as your smile."
"It was until you came and I started scowling."
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"Your eyes are as green as my toilet water at home."
"WHAT the HELL James? Did Sirius give you that line?"
" Yep."
"I could kiss him sometimes."
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"I must be a snowflake, 'cuz I've fallen for you."
"James, its JUNE. It doesn't snow in JUNE."
"Oh."
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"What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper."
"I really needed to know that… anyway, were is your incredible hulk? I can't say I thought you'd have the utensils needed."
"Ow Lily, of course I have them. Want me to prove it?"
"… go away."
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"Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?"
"James, we are home."
"Yeah, I know…"
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"What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?"
"What does it feel like to be the most ugly guy in this room?"
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"You got something on your chest: my eyes"
"No James, it's called a bra."
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"You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche."
"James, you don't HAVE a Porsche."
"Fine, Broomstick, whatever."
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"Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you."
"Didn't you fall because you got tripped in the stairs by Sirius?"
"Hmm, yeah that too."
"He. Hehe."
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"Is your last name Gillette cause you're the best a man can get."
"No, my name is Lily but I'm still the best a man can get." *Smirks*
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"Is this seat empty?"
"Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
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"Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?"
"Not nearly as badly as when you broke through earth's crust assending from hell."
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"Do you have a map, I got lost in your eyes."
"I actually do, you know, the marauder's map… want it back?"
"Wait, YOU have it? I thought I lost it! How did you get it?"
"I asked Remus…"
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"Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night."
"Not near as tired as when I'll be through running away from you."
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"I'm a photographer and I've been looking for a face like yours."
"I'm a plastic surgeon and I've been looking for a face like yours."
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"James, JAMES!"
"What?"
"Do you know what'd look good on you? Me."
"Are you flirting with me?"
"Maybe…"
"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"
"James, honey, I've been seeing you every day for the last several years, isn't it a bit to late?"
"Yeah… might be."
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"If I followed you home, would you keep me?"
"Nope, I'd call you a stalker and hex you."
"Oh."
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"Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?"
"No, they hurt from running away from you all day."
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"What do you and the weather have in common? You're both Hot!"
"James, its raining."
"Pssht ignore that, pretend it's sunny."
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"I would die a million deaths if it meant I could be with you!"
"Wanna start now?"
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"Bond...James Bond"
"I thought you were a Potter, James… looks like I was wrong."
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"Are you an overdue book? Because you've got FINE written all over you!"
"No Bond I'm not a ruddy book, I'm your Girlfriend!"
"I'm not BOND! And, and… what? You're my girlfriend? Really?"
"Yeah, of course if you want me, that is…"
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"I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?"
"James, what the HELL?"
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"That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?"
"James, should I reject that nice-ly or…?"
"Nicely should do the trick."
"okay, NO WAY!"
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"If I had a garden I'd put your tulips and my tulips together."
"Aww… that one is nearly cute enough to reconsider my refusal, ALMOST!"
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"You might as well sleep with me because I'm going to tell everyone we did anyway!"
"If you do that, I'll hex you. A LOT. And I'll look for especially painful one."
"Uh, Oh."
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"Do you like bananas or blueberries? "
"What?"
"I wanna know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning."
"James, does that mean you're going to cook?"
"Nah, house elves!"
"He. Hehe."
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"You have 206 bones in your body. Do you want another one?"
"What James? Did you steal Poppies Skele-gro?"
"Are you stupid?"
"Nope, just rejecting you nicely."
"Oh."
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"I'll give you a nickel to tickle my pickle!"
"JAMES!"
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"Did u get that body at mcdonalds? becos 'im lovin it'."
"Really? REALLY JAMES? How do you know what Mcdonalds is?"
"Eh, I have my ways…" *Winks*
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"Do you have a mirror in your pocket? cause i swear i see myself in your pants!"
"James. SHUT. UP. You are NOT getting into my pants, bed, mouth…"
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*Rubs Lily's back* "I thought angles had wings."
"Mine fell off, thanks for the compliment though!"
*pecks cheek*
"Uuuh…."
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"you're as beautiful as Cinderella. I could be your fairy godmother."
"What James?"
"I can change anything with my magic stick"
"So can I James, that's what WANDS are for…"
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"Are you from SpongeBob? Because I would like to visit your Bikini Bottom."
"James….Please. If you want kisses just TELL me."
"I want kisses?"
"Forget it."
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"I'm not going to hit on you that wouldn't be cool and I'm not that kind of guy. See those guys over there (points at Sirius) they said I wasn't brave enough to ask a pretty girl like you for a kiss . So can you do me a favor and give me a small kiss? Please?"
"James… That was cute."
"Really?"
*Kisses*
"Yes."
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"I LOST MY TEDDY BEAR, WILL YOU SLEEP WITH ME?"
"You have a Teddy Bear?"
"N-no."
"HEY SIRIUS, JAMES HAS A TEDDY-BEAR!"
"NO I DON'T!"
"YOU DO!"
"NOT!"
"DO!"
"NOT!"
*Kisses*
"N-not... Wait."
*Kisses.*
End note: That's it, just a cute little Lily and James thing.
Hope it's not too bad,
Love, Scarlett