Title: Deadly Seven: Renkotsu and Tsubaki
Summary: For ages, humans have been fascinated with the Seven Deadly Sins. They have given into the temptations over and over, and every once in awhile, they give into them all.
Pairing: RenkotsuTsubaki
Note: This was a challenge from Skittlez, to write a paragraph for each deadly sin involving Renkotsu and Tsubaki. There will be other chapters much like this one, only with other pairings.
Pride
Tsubaki was a very vain woman. She thought she was the most beautiful thing to ever walk the planet, and she held herself above all others. Unfortunately, she happened to be dating Renkotsu, who also thought himself to be better than the entire human race. The egotism made for one very interesting relationship.
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Envy
Tsubaki glared at the woman across the hall. Damned bitch. Why wasn't she the one with an ugly scar? Why did Kikyou have to have such flawless skin? Renkotsu saw Tsubaki glaring and rolled his eyes. Though she would never admit it, Tsubaki was deathly jealous of Kikyou.
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Greed
Throwing another five outfits into the already large pile in Renkotsu's arms, Tsubaki made her way back to the clothing racks. Renkotsu gritted his teeth as he paid for ten shirts, three skirts, two pairs of pants, 15 dresses, and close to 20 pairs of shoes, along with Tsubaki's regular large supply of make up. This woman is going to make me go broke... Renkotsu thought.
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Sloth
Tsubaki had asked Renkotsu to take out the trash. He didn't feel like it. He told her to wash the dishes. She refused. Neither one ever wanted to do the simple household chores they should have done, and both felt it was always the others job. Eventually, they would have to get someone to do these things, or else the house succumbed to total chaos.
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Lust
Some said the relationship was unhealthy. After all, how could a relationship based entirely on sex ever work out? Tsubaki and Renkotsu never listened to the opinions of their friends and family however, and over and over again, sometimes multiple times a day; they gave into the temptation of the other's body. Those close to them always thought it would end soon, always thought they would eventually become bored of the loveless sex. Their urge to have the other was too strong though, and they continued to crave the pleasure of the other's body.
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Wrath
Sighing, Jakotsu watched as his half-brother and his girlfriend yelled and screamed at one another. What they were fighting about, he didn't really know. Probably nothing, as the too were constantly arguing over the most menial things. He rolled his eyes as Tsubaki slapped Renkotsu and the screaming match got even louder than before.
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Gluttony
Why had she agreed to go to this damned buffet? Renkotsu hadn't said one word to her since he got here, instead choosing to stuff his face with everything he could. They'd been there for more than an hour, and he still hadn't stopped. "Pig," Tsubaki mumbled. Renkotsu just looked up and glared, his mouth stuffed with pie.
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