A/N:My second D.Gray-Man fic! I always wondered what would happen if Linalee really got married! So I wrote a short fic about it.Please enjoy!And to mangafreak7793, I did not copy your idea.I do admit that they are similar, so please don't call me a copy cat! Review kudasai(please)!

The Trick that is not a Trick

Ch-1-Surprise

"That is so wonderful." Miranda said in her shaky voice,
"I'm so happy Miranda-san!There is just so much to do!"Linalee said
excitedly, Miranda smiled.

As Komui, head of the science department passed by he heard the two
women talking. "I wonder why Linalee is so happy?"

"Linalee!!" Komui called in his goofy voice, Miranda and Linalee
looked at Komui.

"Oh! Nii-san(brother)!"Linalee said in surprise,

"Hello, Komui-san." added Miranda,

"Linalee!" You seem so happy today! Did anything good happen today?"
asked Komui, full of energy.

"Oh, nothing really Nii-san, me and Miranda, have to go now! Bye!" And
with that Linalee left, dragging the confused Miranda. Leaving a
confused Komui as well.

Komui decided to question Linalee about it later, it was now time for his daily nap at his desk. Walking through the science department, ignoring all the workers complaining about all the paperwork, he finally reached his desk ready for his nap.

--A few hours later--

"Komui is over at his desk sleeping Linalee."

"Thank you River." said Linalee, as she and Allen walked to his desk.

Everyone in the science department crowded around Komui's desk. Everyone wanted to see Komui's reaction when Linalee told him the news, others made sure there was a lot of room for Allen to escape.

"Don't worry about it Allen-kun."

"Linalee, Komui-san is going to kill me!" Allen said, utter fear in within his voice. River and the others patted him on the back, Allen was man enough to ask Linalee to marry him, but no man had to tolerate the wrath of her brother.

Instead of River or anyone else in the science department, it was Linalee's turn to trick her older brother into waking up.

"Linalee is getting married." she whispered in her brother's ear, everyone held there breath, Allen chickening out at the last second ran way, while Linalee giggled.

"Linalee! Why didn't you tell your brother you were getting married? And moving far away with his family to who knows where!!!" Komui screamed with anger venting through his voice. Everyone learned that day, that Komui had a large lung capacity

Komui then grabbed his machine gun, from out of no where. To this day no one has figured out, how he did that, Komui than lowered his machine gun.

"Ok where is it?"

"Where's what chief?" asked River,

"The work. Every time you do this only for me to wake up."

"Actually it's for real." said River, Komui's got his gun again.

"River stop joking around!" Komui yelled threatening to shoot him,

"No joke Nii-san." Linalee said showing Komui the ring on her left hand, Komui suddenly flipped.

"Linalee! That better be there just because you want it there, not because you want to get married!" Komui shouted.

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Miranda started shaking, she looked under her bed.

"Allen-san?" Allen poked his head from under the bed,

"I can hear Komui from here."

"Its frightening." said Miranda,

"Oh, thanks for letting me hide here Miranda-san, I'll go out when its quieter." said Allen going back under the bed.

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Komui stopped through the halls of headquarters. He was hunting, hunting for Linalee's husband to be!

"Only three men I know who hang around Linalee is: Rabi, Kanda, and Allen! It has to be one of them!"

People clung to the sides of the walls, as Komui passed by with his machine gun, blood was to be shed tonight...

A/N:Chapter 1 finished! I hope you enjoyed it!Thank you to inuyashaswifeforlifeonly for editing!If they're is any grammar errors, please let me know.Review kudasai(please)!!