NARRATOR: Dobby dramatically appears.
DOBBY: Um….poof? What am I supposed to do?(whispers to narrator)
NARRATOR: Improvise! We broke the budget last year shipping illegal candy from China to the Hogwarts Express.
HARRY: You`ve appeared three days late that I had to drop the cake myself.
DOBBY: Sorry sir. Dobby was busy dying Master Malfoy`s hair platinum blonde. Did you know he`s a natural red-head?
HARRY: What? Well I suppose it makes sense since gingers have no soul.
DOBBY: Yeah he inherited it from his mother Agnes Weasley.
HARRY: His mother is- Nevermind. So ….do you have anything important to tell me?
DOBBY: Nope.
HARRY: About an evil plot?(Dobby shrugs his shoulders looking puzzled)About a basilisk?
DOBBY: Eh…..what?
HARRY: Hermione and my fanboy….whatshisface…Creevy are paralized, Ginny is kidnapped? THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS IS OPENED?
DOBBY: (looks bewildered)Is that in the script?!(looks through script and mutters line from twilight0
HARRY: WHAT? (grabs Dobby and tosses him out of the window)
DOBBY: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
HARRY: That`ll teach him to be team Edward! Team Jacob all the way!
RON: (from outside) Well you`ll have to find yourself another ride if that`s the case.(sound of car speeding of)
HARRY: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!(jumps out the window)
IIEND OF SCENEII