Wooot Here we are you reading this, me writing this!... Well more like moving it over from my account on Archive to here. But hey its here! Hope you enjoy! Every chapter is a one-shot so yup.. I don't own undertale at all! ENJOY~
"Tra la la. I am the riverman. Or am I the riverwoman...? It doesn't really matter. I love to ride in my boat. Would you care to join me?
No monster could say they haven't heard of The Riverperson they were very well known, but no one could say they really knew the strange monster . They were some monsters main mode of transportation through out the Underground, being so always gave Riverperson a front row seat on the gossip on almost everyone.
" Leaving their home into the cold morning before the other monsters of snowdin were awake was refreshing to Riverperson. Having heard the knocking on their door the night before made them very happy to hear the wonderful sound. They made way to their favorite magic boat to wait for someone to need a ride.
" THE GREAT PAPYRUS IS IN NEED OF YOUR WAY OF TRANSPORTATION!" Ah there someone is.
"Where will you go today?" " I MUST BE ON MY WAY TO HOTLAND! I MUST DELIVER THIS LETTER TO THE ROYAL SCIENTIST NYEH HEH HEH!" Tra The boat moved from the stop and began its journey. Through the first few minutes only the humming of The Riverperson was heard. Papyrus was staring at his phone with a annoyed look on his face. " NYEH! WHO KEEPS TEXTING ME THESE HORRIBLE JOKES! THIS IS VERY TROUBLESOME!" His loud voice echoed through the river tunnel. A upbeat tune then began to play from the the phone in the tall skeletons hand and he quickly answered it. " UNDYNE WOWIE I WAS JUST ON MY WAY TO DELIVER YOUR LETTER!" A loud nervous sounding voice replied but The River person could not make out the words being said. Papyrus began to sweat. " BUT UNDYNE! I ALREADY AM ALMOST THERE!" Theres a grumpy sounding response on the other end." SIGH OF COURSE UNDYNE... DO I REALLY HAVE TO BURN IT?" A muffled sound responded. "IF YOU SAY SO!" Papyrus then hung up the call and looked to the River person " WELL IT SEEMS THAT I WILL NEED TO JUST GET TO WATER FALL"
" Tra la la of course..." The Riverperson knew Undyne would back out of confessing her love for the otaku scientist, but they would just want them to just make out like in the fanfiction they had found left on the boat after Dr. Alphys left in a rush to the Royal lab after visiting the dump.""Tra la la beware the flower that only speaks with sweet compliments..." The boat docked into the Waterfall stop. "WHAT A ODD THING TO SAY!" Papyrus then walked of the boat and was on his way.