Naruto Always gets In Trouble
"Hey babe, was sup?" asked Naruto. "Nothing, except I just realized something Naruto, first your hair looks like pikachu, and I bet you 100$ you cant do anything without encountering a villain, and Naruto you better run because Im about to slap the fox out of you because you called me babe." Responded Sakura. " Its on Sakura, Ill do this D mission, and mow the lawn, nothing will happen!"
"Fine" said Sakura. Naruto was mowing the lawn, when some grass broke a jitsu and revealed the akaski doing a transform technique "Really?" said Naruto. After Naruto had a fateful battle, he went to wash the car, but the car was Orochimaru! "O come on!" said Naruto, after a so-called "exiting" battle, Naruto came up to Sakura with the money. "Okay Naruto, tell you what, If you can do 1 thing right now without getting to see a villain, you keep your money." Said Sakura. "You know what Sakura? Im gonna Breathe, and you'll see." Said Naruto, and he took a breath, then a million rouge ninjas appeared. " Ah well, at least nobody was hurt." Said Naruto. "Help me!" said Konohamaru as he was being carried away by the ninjas. " DAMMIT!!!" said Naruto " Ive had enough!" then he pulled out a kunai knife and stabbed himself in a vital spot. " Damn you Naruto, now I cant Have my money!" said Sakura But the 9 tailed foxs chakra healed Naruto, "WHY FOX!!!!! ARG!!!!" said Naruto " Well Naruto if you die I die." Said the fox " Heres your money babe." Said Naruto " You better run Naruto… im pissed." Said Sakura.