This is a really late fill for the Strifehart Kink Meme (and I'm not even the original author!anon). Oh well.
R & R.
Enjoy~!
Cid has had enough of this shit. Cid was too old for said shit. Shit like this had happened before, but not every. Single. Fucking. Flight.
It wasn't uncommon, either, but they could tone down the fucking libido, can't they? There had been many cases of these like the one with that silver-haired guy with the fucking long stick for a sword (whom he thinks is compensating for something) and the other guy who wore a fucking red leather ensemble that spoke volumes of his gay and rainbows shit, but that was only once.
And ever since that fucking scarface decided to be cheeky, he had never looked at any part of the fucking plane the same way ever again.
They did not pay him enough to deal with this kind of shit.
An' the bloody brunet hasn't received his punishment for desecrating the planes.
The blond sighed as he took another cigarette out. God knows how worse his headaches were when not only one, but two of the broody idiots were involved. Yeah, sure, they weren't any worse than Yuffie (whom no one could top hands down) but fuck— when you know that two of the most responsible people out there get into shitty messes, you're screwed.
...Aaand that's how Cid found himself calling I-told-you-not-Squall-call-me-Leon Leonhart for another shitty lecture.
Cloud, for all his emo-ness and brooding glory, could not hold back said possessive lion. Even if Mr. Stoic number one doesn't want to, Mr. Stoic number two can easily lure him with his bastardly charisma (which Cid still can't see, mind you) and the libido the size of fucking Moby Dick. Emphasizing on the last word.
"Look, I don't care if yer two decided to fuck like rabbits whenever you want," Cid drawled, inhaling some of the smoke to calm him down a bit. "But it's getting in the way of fucking work."
Leon only hummed in response, staring at his phone screen.
"Goddammit, Leonhart!" The blond man was put off by the other's nonchalant dismissal. "The flight attendant is here to save your ass, not kiss it."
"He might as well kiss it anyway, because I wouldn't be so sure about the flight safety if Cloud didn't," Leon replied, still looking at his phone.
Cid gained a tick mark. "At least bother to look at whom yer talking to, why don't cha?" He grabbed the phone out of the brunet's hands. "And what the hell yer looking at?" He peered at it.
It was a video. Of Cloud and Leon. Frolicking about the plane.
"And dammit, you don't use the fucking airport cameras to make your own sex videos!"
They really didn't pay him enough to deal with this shit.
Hope you guys liked it! And sorry for the overuse of profanities. I'm narrating Cid's side of the story, after all.
Ciao ciao~! -Flonne.