Heeeey there! So, long story short, this is a Fire Emblem: Awakening parody of something that happens in the fourth episode of the anime Soul Eater. BTW, Taiga is my sister Fred's current MyUnit in FE:A. She's….Lively, to say the least. Needless to say, she gets along well with Owain. And Inigo. And everyone, really. So I figured she'd be a good choice to replace Soul. And I just threw Henry in there cuz they're buddies and it would be funny. He's not a love interest though, Gerome and Owain have those titles right now (Fred's still trying to decide). I originally wrote this with Vaike replacing Soul, Nico (Fred's former MyUnit) replacing Black Star, and Lon'qu replacing Kid.

Anywho, on with the story!

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Taiga turned away.

"Henry…" She said, "We should just break up."

The white-haired man flinched slightly, as if Taiga had struck him. "What?! Why, Taiga?!"

She glanced at him with sadness in her blue eyes. "If…If we keep going on like this…I'll only wind up hating you-!"

Henry's shoulders drooped and he sighed. "Well, I guess I understand…" He closed his eyes and smiled a little self-consciously. "But…Even if we break up…Do ya think that…We could still be friends…?"

"YOU IDIOT!" Taiga suddenly exclaimed.

"Huh?" Henry looked up, hurt sparking in his dark eyes. Taiga just as suddenly started running- no, prancing- toward him.

"Of COURSE we'll still be friends! FOREVER!" Upon hearing this, Henry's hurt turned into a joy that threatened to make him burst. He ran for Taiga with open arms. "Oh, Taiga!"

"Henryyyyy!"

"Oh, Taiga!"

"Henryyyyy!"

"Oh, Taiga!"

Reaching each other, they embraced, and then were promptly smacked with the broadside of a Killing Edge sword. They both fell to the ground, out cold.

Gerome simply stared at them.

"Oops…Sorry…My hand slipped."

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Well, that's that. If you didn't get it, go on Youtube and look up "Black Star and Soul hug" or something akin to that. Or just like "Soul Eater funny moments" or whatevs. No need to worry, it isn't Shounen-Ai/ yaoi, just something meant to be funny. Even better, you could just go watch the anime itself! It's got great characters, storyline, the style is wonderful, and it is HILARIOUS. I highly recommend it.

Woooooot! For once I have relatively short Author Notes! Celebratory hypothetical cookies all around!

Anywhoozels, hope you liked it, tell me what you thought, and see ya again soon! (I finally got past my writer's block for the Rune Factory and KH stories, so hopefully I'll be finishing them soon) Have a great day, everyone!

~AbsentSilhouette