Note: I don't own any characters or places except the ones named at the top of the chapters. In this chapter, I own the place Seasparkle Lake.
Note II: I don't mean to insult any French people. You have no idea what I mean? Read the freaking story.
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Tumble: Hi! I'm Tumble! And I am your host for the glorious game show, Who Goes On?!I have our twelve lucky contestants here for this totally amazing and mind-blowing game show! They are: Princess Peach Toadstool!
Peach: Hi, everybody!
Tumble: Yoshi!
Yoshi: Hello!
Tumble: Wario Wario!
Wario: Wazzup!
Tumble: Toad!
Toad: Hi!
Tumble: Luigi Mario!
Luigi: Oh yeah, how are ya?
Tumble: Toadette!
Toadette: Whoo-hoo!
Tumble: Waluigi Wario!
Waluigi: Waa!
Tumble: Boo!
Boo: Whoa-hoa!
Tumble: Mario Mario!
Mario: Let's-a go!
Tumble: Princess Daisy!
Daisy: Oh yeah!
Tumble: Donkey Kong!
DK: Uhh!
Tumble: And last but not least, Bowser Koopa!
Bowser: RAAR!
Tumble: Okay, we are now at the Seasparkle Lake in Toad Town. This week's first challenge involves all twelve firing themselves out of a cannon into a target at the other side of the lake! Can you guys get the bull's-eye score of 100? Or will you stink? Let's find out! First up is Mario.
Mario climbs in to the cannon. He aims for the perfect center. All seems well. He fires the cannon and…
Tumble: Whoa! It looks like Mario's score is a near perfect 97! Great job Mario! Now, let's see how centered Luigi is!
Luigi cheers for the audience, and then steps inside the cannon. He also aims for the dead center.
Tumble: Luigi goes so fast, and gets a score of 99! Wow! Now let's see if Peach can show these boys perfect score!
Peach climbed into the cannon, trying to avoid ruffling up her dress, and fires off. She hits the target at…
Tumble: Oh! She only manages a score of 93! Too bad! Maybe Yoshi can do better!
Yoshi climbs in, and as he fires out, he cries: YOOOOOSHIIIIIIII! And then he hits the target at
Tumble: 100! 100! He's the first challenger to ever hit 100! GO YOSHI!
Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Score Chart- Yoshi-100, Luigi-99, Mario-97, Peach-93.
Tumble: Oh, well, it could be worse for Peach. Well, now it's time to see if Wario can do it!
Mario: You're a fat loser, you stupid idiot!
Wario: GRRRRRR!
Wario climbs into the cannon, and when he comes out, he's so made he's literally flaming. I mean, REALLY flaming. I can feel his heat from hundreds of yards away. He hits…
Tumble: WOW! Wario's anger got him a perfect 100 score, also! Good job Wario!
Wario: Who's a stupid idiot NOW!
Tumble: Alright, time for the big fella, DK!
DK: Did you just call me fat?
Tumble: No, I just…
DK: YOU JUST CALLED ME FAT! GRRRRRRRRRRRR!
DK was so mad he was flaming before he got into the cannon, and when he was fired from it, he was so on fire he thought, Now no one will call me fat! I'll burn off those extra pounds!
Tumble: Amazing! No one will call him a big fella anymore! He landed smack at… oh! 96! Nice try.
DK: GRRRRRRRRRR! YOU STINKING FREAKING…
Tumble: Let's try to keep it appropriate, DK. No, let's see how hard Daisy can slash DK's record. She shoots, she scores… 99! Go Daisy!
Daisy: Oh yeah! I won! Almost!
Score Chart: Yoshi-100, Wario-100, Luigi-99, Daisy-99, Mario-97, DK-96, Peach-93.
Tumble: Well, Peach is still in last, but maybe Waluigi will do worse!
Waluigi: Hey! I'll show you, you loser!
DK: See, someone understands me!
Tumble: Okay, can Waluigi get 100? Or will he get knocked out by a score of, say, 90?
Waluigi climbs into the cannon, his eyes sparkle with evilness, and he flies out and hits 92.
Peach: HAH! YEAH! I'M NOT LAST! WHOOOOOOOO!
Waluigi: Shut up, stupid!
Waluigi kicks at the ground and dirt gets on Peach.
Peach: AAH! YOU GOT DIRT ON MY FREAKING DRESS! WHY I OUGHTA!
Peach pulls out a 1-wood golf club and whacks Waluigi so hard, he flies all the way around the world.
IN FRANCE…
Person: Merci! There eez a flying man in zee sky!
Person 2: Right on monsieur!
IN MUSHROOM KINGDOM…
Tumble: Wow! I never knew Peach had THAT in her! Amazing! Note to others- Watch out for Peach! Let's see if Toad can out score those with 99 and under!
Toad: Yeah! I can SO do it!
Toad climbs into the cannon, cheers like a wild freakin' idiot, and then fires and hits 98.
Tumble: Alright score by Toad! He sure won't lose this part of the challenge.
Toad: Yeah! Oh boy!
Tumble: Great going! Now it's time for… Boo!
Boo: Oh yeah! Let's see how bad you do compared to me!
Boo floated into the cannon, and then fired out, changed height, and hit 100!
Tumble: Great score, Boo! There's just one problem… you used your floating ability to get 100, so your final score is 95.
Boo: I thought you wouldn't notice.
Crowd: WE NOTICED.
Boo: Oh, dang!
Score Chart: Yoshi-100, Wario-100, Luigi-99, Daisy-99, Toad-98, Mario-97, DK-96, Boo-95, Peach-93, Waluigi-92.
Tumble: Alright, now let's see Toadette show up the others!
Toadette climbs into the cannon.
Toadette: I'm a winner!
She is flung out of the cannon, starts spinning, and gets a bad score of 89.
Tumble: Oh! Too bad. I guess this cannon messes up every 11 people. Sorry I didn't mention that. Just for you, I'll raise your score to 93. Now let's see Bowser beat them up!
Bowser: RAAR! YOU ALL ARE DOOMED TO LAST PLACENESS!
Bowser climbs into the cannon, and as he's fired out, he roars loudly. Really loudly. So loudly that everyone falls to floor, cringing in pain while covering there ears.
Tumble: Well, ow, it looks like Bowser, ow, got a score of, ow, 100, ow. My ears!
Score Chart- Yoshi-100, Wario-100, Bowser-100, Luigi-99, Daisy-99, Toad-98, Mario-97, DK-96, Boo-95, Peach-93, Toadette-93, Waluigi-92.
Tumble: It looks like Waluigi is automatically last, but Peach and Toadette are tied for second last. They will have to roll the three dice of amazing highness in numbers.
Peach: I rolled… 91, 47, and 139.
Toadette: I got… 55, 199, and 40.
Tumble: Okay, now multiply your numbers together.
Peach: I got 594,503.
Toadette: 437,800.
Tumble: Peach wins!
Peach: Yes!
Toadette: Aw…
Tumble: So far, the last-placees are Toadette and Waluigi. Those two right over there. The two in last place. The bottom of the barrel. The ones who…
Toadette and Waluigi: WE GET IT!
Tumble: But, the one randomly chosen will be leaving now. If the number gotten from this bingo machine is even, Waluigi will be out. If it's odd, Toadette will go home.
Tumble rolls around the bingo machine and a ball pops out.
Tumble: The number is… 41. Toadette, your going home. Sorry.
Toadette: AW! How could this HAPPEN! MAN!
Score Chart- Toadette- Final Place, 12th
Tumble: Okay, part 2 is… target practice!
Contestants: Aw man!
Luigi: Not MORE targets!
Tumble: But this time, you have a time to get as many points as you can using a paintball gun. Mario's is Red. Luigi-Blue, Peach-Yellow, Yoshi-Light Green, Wario-Purple, DK-Brown, Daisy- Orange, Waluigi-Black, Toad-White, Boo-Light Blue, and Bowser-Gray. Can you guys do it?
Contestants- YEAH!
Tumble: Ready, set, go!
Guns and popping noises are going on and on and on and on and on and on… you get the picture.
Tumble: 2 minutes left!
Guns start going even faster.
Tumble: 1 minute!
Now the guns and popping are extremely fast.
Tumble: 10 seconds!
The guns and popping are so fast that it makes Toad pass out; a blue spot appears on the 500 target.
Luigi: YEAH!!!
Tumble: 3...2...1... STOP!
POP! Stop.
Tumble: In first place, Luigi- 1,009! Second, Peach- 987! In third, fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh, eight, and ninth, respectively, are Mario, Yoshi, Toad, Wario, Bowser, Boo, and Daisy. That means in the last two places are Waluigi and DK! Toadette is last, and in second last…
Under Waluigi and DK massive puddles of sweat appear.
Tumble: In 11th place, DK!
DK: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Waluigi: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
Score Chart- Toadette-Final Place, 12th
DK- Final Place, 11th
Thank you for reading! I hope you liked it! I'll come up with some of the challenges (like the cannon target) and base some off of games (like Mario Party 6's Hyper Snyper). Please respond! P.S. This might be my first fan fiction to get posted.