Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts.
Summary: Sora thinks of the most random things. And Riku tries to answer, key word Tries. Series.
A/N: Good lord, someone shoot me….Monster drinks are the devil!
Random Questions: Chapter one, 'Crackers Demons'
Crunch.
Riku sighed contently as he flopped himself on his living room couch and sprawled his entire body over it and on someone as well.
"Hey! Riku! Get your smelly feet off of me!" A certain young brunette cried as he roughly shoved Riku's feet off his lap, resulting in the silver haired boy falling completely off the couch.
"Umpf!" A groan, then there was a growl. "Sora!"
All he received was two bright blue eyes narrowed in a glare and a tongue stuck out at him.
"That's what you get for invading my space bubble."
Neon aqua green eyes narrowed into slits as he snatched the remote off of the coffee table and sat down on the couch again, this time far away from Sora, muttering darkly about popping a space bubble with many sharp knives.
Sighing he flipped on the T.V, and the two began to watch the junk that would rot their brains until they became nothing more than desiccated little wrinkled pears.
Cartoons.
Crunch.
Riku blinked and looked over at Sora.
"What the heck are you eating?"
Blue eyes didn't even glance Riku's way as he answered, "Crackers."
A silver eyebrow rose. "And where did you get these crackers?"
"From my nose." Sora replied sarcastically with a roll of his eyes." Where do you think dipstick?"
"I love how you just steal food from my cabinets. You know my dad works hard to feed his family. I don't want to see him work to death so he has to feed us and your bottomless pit of a stomach."
Sora rolled his big blue eyes again and chomped on another cracker, and continued to watch the T.V. Riku waited a few seconds to see if the other boy would say anything else. When he didn't, Riku gave up the verbal battle as well and went back to watching the glowing box in front of them.
"Hey, Riku?"
"Mmm?"
"Why do crackers have holes in them?"
His head whipped around to face his friend so fast, he was scared he might have whip lash.
"What?"
All Sora did was hold a cracker up to his face and point to the little holes in the crispy thing. "Holes. Why do they have holes in them? I mean what's the purpose?"
"Ahhh….erm…" Now that he thought about it. Why were there holes in the crackers? What on earth could holes in cracker possible do?
"Well…I don't-"
"You don't know, do you." And with a sigh Sora moved away from Riku and sat back down on his side of the couch with a sigh. "Man, I thought you knew everything Riku." Sora waved his hand as if he was waving something good-bye. "Guess I was wrong."
What the heck!
Was Sora honestly questioning Riku's intelligence!
Sora questioning his intelligence!
"I know exactly why!"
Cobalt eyes blinked over at him a bit surprised, but the surprise was only momentary before a sheepish smug look crossed the young brunettes face. "Oh really?"
No way was Sora going to intimidate him. "Really."
"Then tell me why."
Crap.
Now he had to come up with an answer.
"Ahhhh, you see it's because…of…umm…"
Aqua eyes darted around the room quickly as if the answer would be found scribbled on the wall or something. But, sadly no magical writing appeared on the wall. All Riku could find was his mom's book about 'How to Feng Shui your house'.
That was it!
"Because they need the holes there so that the evil cracker demon will go right though the cracker instead of imbedding themselves in the cracker so that when you eat them you won't become possessed!"
Everything was quiet in the room besides Fred Flintstone on T.V screaming 'Ya-ba-da-ba-do!'.
Slowly Sora turned off the television and put the crackers away. Gently and almost cautiously he took Riku's arm and started to lead him too where Riku's dad kept all the books and files for the family.
"Sora what are you doing?"
Sora was quiet for a moment. But then in all seriousness he said, "Getting you a book. Because you obviously have been watching too much television."
A/N: Wow. Chapter one done already. That wasn't so bad! .! Please review!