disclaimer: I do not own d of the lyrics, I own the changes to the wording.

The song is death in two legs(dedicated to...) by Queen

D's impression of his father

You suck my blood like a leech,

You break the law and you preach!

You screw my brain till it hurts

You've taken all I've had,

any type of chance id ever have at love,

And you want more?!

Misguided old mule,

With your pig headed rules

And your narrow minded courts

You are fools of the first division

Death on two legs!

You're tearing me apart

You never had a heart

Of your own

Right from the start

Killjoy!

Bad guy!

Big talkin',

Small fry

You're just an old barrow boy

Have you found a new toy to replace me?

Can you face me?

But now you can kiss my ass goodbye

Feel good?

Are you satisfied?

Do you feel like suicide?

I think you should!

spare me the damned trouble!

Is your conscience all right?

Does it plague you at night?

Do you feel good?

Talk like a big business tycoon

You're just a hot air balloon

So no one will give you a Damn

Your just an over grown School boy

Let me tan your hide

and roast while your at it!

Dog with disease

You're the king of the sleaze

Put your money were your mouth is,

Mr. know-all

Was the fin on your back Part of the deal?

SHARK!

your Insane!

Should be put inside a hole!

You're a sewer rat decaying in a cesspool of pride.

Should have been made unemployed

Make yourself null and void

Make me feel good

I feel good!

author's note: d's daddy is hellsing's mr. big shot great pretender