Borderlands: Roadkill Chronicles

Zackary Erich took a shot rakk ale and drunkly Smiled. Zack was around 5' 8', he had holes in his yellow shirt, black jacket and brown pants. His goggles were foggy and his brown hair was greasy. He hiccuped and throw some money on the bar. "More, Teach." He said barely able to look straight. The bartender looked at him and poured him a couple more shots. Zack took them down like liquid fire.

"This is DJ Gabriel." Zack's ECHO device was going off. "Here's a song for those drunks over in RustBucket." Zack took a shot for that.

The song started playing a Zack drunkly tried to sing along. "I was walking down the street when out the corner of my eye I saw a pretty thing approaching me." Zack paid for a few beers to go and walked out listening to the song playing.

"If you pay the right price your evening will be nice, but you can go and send me on my way." Zack drunkly wobbled through the town of RustBucket.

"Hey!", Someone shouted behind him. Zack turned and saw members (5 or 6 of them?) of the Felix clan. Nothin but any chance of low-lifes looking for money. One went up to him as the song was close it its chorus. "Where's our money?" The guy shouted. Zack smirked and aimed his pistol at the ground and started singing along to the chorus.

"Oh there ain't no rest for the wicked." Zack pulled the trigger and a bullet ricocheted off the ground and into the guys throat.

"Money don't grow on trees." Zach aimed the gun at a wall and pulled the trigger, using the chaos for his time to sing.

"I got bills to pay," one of the members got hit in the stomach with the bullet going through him and bouncing off a wall into another guy.

"I got mouths to feed, there ain't nothing in this world for free. Oh no I can't slow down, I can't hold back" The one bullet kept going through members of the Felix clan, some in the heads, others in their dicks, but mostly through there stomachs. "Though you know I wish I could. Oh no there ain't no rest for the wicked." The bullet stopped ricocheting and fell when it hit the last member in the spine. Zack wobbled over, reloaded and aimed his gun.

"Until we close our eyes for good." Zack shot the bandit in his head and walked away, turning his ECHO off.

"I fucking hate that song." Zack said drunkly about to puke, which he did.