Han's Deception
In a galaxy far, far, away called Whiterun, there were three some what odd warriors; their names were: Han Solo, Dovahkiin, and Andy Dick. They all live on the planet Tattooine, where they have all trained in combat together. They must embark on a mission to defeat a man named Captain Kirk and his Trekkie Enterprise. One day, giant flying pancakes invaded Tattooine, so our beloved warriors escaped the planet in the Millennium Falcon. Now, for their story….Han Solo was a galaxy outsider who was not accepted by the rebel empire, so he went 'Solo' until he met up with Dovahkiin. Dovahkiin was a galactic bounty hunter, who had a bounty on Han. They set their pasts behind and they became partners (Because logic). They both saw someone, randomly floating through space. They flew by to let him on board, when they did, they had let someone on who'll they'll regret for the rest of their lives…it was Andy Dick! Andy was an actor who never had good roles in movies, but he will someday…..maybe.
3 days later after escaping Tattooine, they're still suffering from Andy Dick's non-funny comedy, so they shot him out of the window sucky thingy into space. But he kept coming back. "Look there's the Enterprise!" Yells Dovahkiin. "Keep your distance," Han commands. "How?" Dovahkiin asks. "I dunno…fly casual!" Trekkie Starfighters found out they're intruders and starts to chase and shoot them. "I'm going into evasive maneuvers!" Han shouted. Andy Dick shouted the best maneuver to use, "Do a barrel roll!" Han did one and the other ships blew up (Again, logic).
They land on the Enterprise. As they enter, Andy Dick runs in and shouts,"Who's ready to get 86'd!?" "Oh no, Andy Dick? Let's get outta here!" The Trekkies yelled as they ran away. Captain Kirk enters the room, "So you have found us...but you'll never catch us!" Kirk says then runs to an escape pod. "Shoot him down!" Han starts to fire with his laser gun. A laser bounces off and hits Dovahkiin in the knee. "I took a laser to the knee!" "Get to the Falcon!" Han yells and commands as they run and enter the Millennium Falcon. "There he is!" Andy yells as he spots him. "Fire lasers," lasers bounce back,"get down lasers!" Han points to a red button, "Push that red button!" "What's the red button?" Andy asks. "It's light speed, Kid." They hyper sped past Kirk. "Oh no, we missed him!" "Are those dinosaurs and sharks?" Han said. They partied with them, they all did Gangnam Style with a space ninja and a sex lord named Danny Sexbang, then they left. "We can go back with this blue pen!" Andy exclaims. 15 minutes later,"Andy nothings happening!" Han yells. "Just give it a minute." Nothing happens. "Forget this!"Han hits the blue button and zaps back to Kirk. "Stand back..." Dovahkiin opens a space window,"FUS RO DAH!," Dovahkiin shouts. Kirk's ship goes down and blows up, Kirk starts to yell as he blew up, "Haaaaaannnnn!(Yes, its Han. Not Khan. Get it?)
A year has gone by, Han went to Namek and learned the ways of a Super Saiyan and grew a tail later on. Dovahkiin is now a Master Sargent at the Galactic Training Institute. As for Andy Dick, well let's just say he never got a movie role again, but he did get a role in a documentary called, Andy Dick: Life Story. They all went their separate ways to never see each other again.
The End...?