Once upon a time, there lived a girl named Brittany who lived in front of her computer and couldn't spell or punctuate correctly but then she started watching Naruto because it was oh so kawaii desu desu desu desu desu desu kyuukyuu kukukuku ohohohoho111 kawaiiiiii hotness dattebayo desu desu 1337kyaaaaaaa and omg it was so gooooooood!
And Naruto was so gooooooooood! But you know what? Brittany realized it could be even more fantabuloso-er if she could beautify Narutoland!
So she went straight to work. Dundundun...
Lightning crashed down on the earth with deafening sound. The waves of the ocean roared, bellowing in incomprehensible agony. And the squirrels with rabies scratched ferociously.
And then, five hours later, Brittany was done! She had entered Narutoland, which would soon become Brittanyland (because Brittanyland sounded so much cooler than Konoha), ne ne neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee? Hai, wakarimashta arigato sayonaraaaaaaaaaaa desu desuuuu!!!
Gently, beautifully, hotly, sexily, kindly, intelligently, wonderfully, fantabulosolously, kawaiily, and popularly, she became the totally amazing and perfect dictator of Konoha aka Brittanyland!
All the hot guys loved her: Gaara and Sai and Sasuke and Neji and Kiba and Shikamaru and the list goes on and on and on and on forever, 'cos she was just that fantabuloso!
And even Marty Stu loved her! But poor Marty Stu. He was just used as a random plot device to get that stupid and ugly and evil Sakura away from the beeyootifull Sasuke-kun (ahhhhhhhh! desudesudesuuuu ay-shee-tair-ew matte matte hai hai haiiiii, Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasuke-koooooooooooooooon!), who was so obviously in love with her, the fantabulous Brittany!
I mean, come on! Who wouldn't love Brittany! Her eyes and her hair changed colors every 7.893462145 seconds, and it was just so spectacular! And plus, she was so cute, and nice, and smart, and everyone should feel bad for her, because her parents were dead and she had been raped and she had no house 'cos the plotline of the story had to be exciting and fantabulous and did we mention she was so cuuuuuuuute kawaiiiiiiiiiiiidesudesuuuu!?
So Brittany gradually became the dictator of the world, as delusional fangirls fed her with reviews like "omg kawaiiiiiiiiiii rite more pleeeeeeez winkwink squeee kyaaa desudesu!". And she ate ferocious rabies-infested squirrels every day for breakfast, because she was just that hardcore.
And that is how the world came to an end. The end!
Singe me.