Season 11

Episode 2- TOW Rachel says "No"

Note- this episode takes place all in one day

(Scene: Central Perk. Rachel and Ross are cuddling with Emma. Monica and Chandler are there with Jack and Erica. Joey is there too)

Phoebe: (entering with Mike) Hey guys! Guess what?

Mike: We got a kitten!

Phoebe: Hey! I'm telling it. So we went to that pet store on 5th Avenue and guess what we got?

Chandler: A dog? (sarcastic look on his face)

Phoebe: No, guess again.

Joey: A monkey! (clueless)

(the others give him a weird look)

Monica: A kitten?

Phoebe: Yeah! Wow, Monca you're really good at this. Guess where we got it from?

Rachel: The pet store on 5th Avenue ?

Phoebe: Yes! Man, Rachel you must be psychic!

Joey: I've got a movie audition I need to go to. Wait, guess what I'm auditioning for?

Ross: A movie?

Joey: Amazing!

(Scene: Phoebe, Monica, Rachel and Emma are at Central Perk)

Rachel: Can I ask you guys someting?

Phoebe: Sure.

Monica. Shoot.

Rachel: How long are you usually in a relationship when it loses its chemistry?

Monica: It never has to.

Phoebe: 2 weeks. (they look at her) I mean never.

Monica: Why? Is something wrong with you and Ross?

Rachel: I don't know. It's just that, it feels like we're just living together.

Phoebe: Isn't that good?

Rachel: No, I mean like when we were only living together. It seems like no matter how hard I try, I can't get anything to happen between us.

Monica: I'm sorry Rach.

Phoebe: Do tell. (they look at her again) Yes, I'm sorry too.

Rachel: Well, like last night for example.

(flashback)

(Rachel is in a lingerie dress, candles are being lit and wine is on the table.)

(She hears the door starting to open so she turns on some music and quickly sits down)

Rachel: Hey you. How was your day?

Ross: Fine.

Rachel: (trying to get his attention) So, I put Emma down for her nap.

Ross: Uh-huh.

Rachel: So that means we're alone.(smiles)

Ross: Yeah.

Rachel: How about some wine?

Ross: I'm actually kind of tired. I think I'm just going to go to bed. Night.

Rachel: Night? (looks upset & confused) What's a girl got to do around here to get a guy's attention? You think lingerie would do it, but no. It's obviously naked or nothing. (walks over to the candles) Men. (blows the out)

(back to present)

Phoebe:That's really touching. So who's up for sushi?

Monica: Phoebe!

Phoebe: Yeah?

Monica: Wait up!

Rachel: Hey!

Phoebe and Monica: What?

Rachel: I can't believe you guys!

Monica: Did you want to come?

Rachel: Well yeah! (grabs Emma & starts to leave) (to Emma) Am I invisible around here?