Season 11
Episode 2- TOW Rachel says "No"
Note- this episode takes place all in one day
(Scene: Central Perk. Rachel and Ross are cuddling with Emma. Monica and Chandler are there with Jack and Erica. Joey is there too)
Phoebe: (entering with Mike) Hey guys! Guess what?
Mike: We got a kitten!
Phoebe: Hey! I'm telling it. So we went to that pet store on 5th Avenue and guess what we got?
Chandler: A dog? (sarcastic look on his face)
Phoebe: No, guess again.
Joey: A monkey! (clueless)
(the others give him a weird look)
Monica: A kitten?
Phoebe: Yeah! Wow, Monca you're really good at this. Guess where we got it from?
Rachel: The pet store on 5th Avenue ?
Phoebe: Yes! Man, Rachel you must be psychic!
Joey: I've got a movie audition I need to go to. Wait, guess what I'm auditioning for?
Ross: A movie?
Joey: Amazing!
(Scene: Phoebe, Monica, Rachel and Emma are at Central Perk)
Rachel: Can I ask you guys someting?
Phoebe: Sure.
Monica. Shoot.
Rachel: How long are you usually in a relationship when it loses its chemistry?
Monica: It never has to.
Phoebe: 2 weeks. (they look at her) I mean never.
Monica: Why? Is something wrong with you and Ross?
Rachel: I don't know. It's just that, it feels like we're just living together.
Phoebe: Isn't that good?
Rachel: No, I mean like when we were only living together. It seems like no matter how hard I try, I can't get anything to happen between us.
Monica: I'm sorry Rach.
Phoebe: Do tell. (they look at her again) Yes, I'm sorry too.
Rachel: Well, like last night for example.
(flashback)
(Rachel is in a lingerie dress, candles are being lit and wine is on the table.)
(She hears the door starting to open so she turns on some music and quickly sits down)
Rachel: Hey you. How was your day?
Ross: Fine.
Rachel: (trying to get his attention) So, I put Emma down for her nap.
Ross: Uh-huh.
Rachel: So that means we're alone.(smiles)
Ross: Yeah.
Rachel: How about some wine?
Ross: I'm actually kind of tired. I think I'm just going to go to bed. Night.
Rachel: Night? (looks upset & confused) What's a girl got to do around here to get a guy's attention? You think lingerie would do it, but no. It's obviously naked or nothing. (walks over to the candles) Men. (blows the out)
(back to present)
Phoebe:That's really touching. So who's up for sushi?
Monica: Phoebe!
Phoebe: Yeah?
Monica: Wait up!
Rachel: Hey!
Phoebe and Monica: What?
Rachel: I can't believe you guys!
Monica: Did you want to come?
Rachel: Well yeah! (grabs Emma & starts to leave) (to Emma) Am I invisible around here?
