I stared at her, my eyes unblinking. I was going to win; she was so close to blinking. Hehe pretty pony didn't even know what hit it. She shouldn't have even challenged me to a staring contest.
"Emmett what are you doing?" Edward asked standing under the frame of my bedroom door.
"Staring contest, shoosh," I quieted.
"Emmett have you realized your staring at a freaking stuffed animal?" Edward's voice rose.
"Excuse me," I turned to face him. "Judie is not a stuffed animal. She is a pretty pony who challenged me to a staring contest that I will get back to now…wait NOOO!!! I lost!" I crumpled to the ground defeated. I had looked away to face Edward my ultimate mistake.
"I…I have no comment," Edward walked away.
"That's right go back to your black and white television, you, you unsexually active person," I yelled after him.
"The TV is in color you retard!" he yelled back. I ignored his comment turning back to Judie. "You win once again…what was that...you want me to do what, no, never." Sigh. "Fine."
I got off the floor and ran into the kitchen. Where would I find oranges? The fridge! I quickly opened it and found four oranges. In order to enact this I needed a bra, ooh Rosalie's room. I zoomed over to her door and knocked politely on it.
"Yes Emmett," she asked a frown on her face. She's really beautiful, I'm so lucky to have married her.
"I need to use a bra," I grinned. She slammed the door in my face. "Rose, Rosy, Rosy-pooh." I pounded on the door. "Babe!" Huff. Who do I know owns a bra? Alice!
"No Emmett!" I heard her yell from the living room.
"You don't even know what-oh yeah, you see the future." I frowned. No Rose, no Alice, Edward!" I ran to his room, bursting the door open. He was lying on his bed reading a book.
"What do you need Emmett?" he sighed.
"Remember that time you came home and ran to your room and I followed you and found you in a corner sniffing Bella's bra?"
"T-That was for safety purposes only," he exclaimed jumping off his bed.
"…anyway do you still have her bra?" I asked hopefully. His brows furrowed.
"What do you need it for?" he asked his eyes narrowing.
"So you do have it! I need to use it for something. You'll see soon enough." I yelled grabbing the bra he took out of his drawer. Snickering, I ran to Alice's room. She had to have this song. I knew because I heard her doing the dance for Jasper nights ago.
Rummaging through her CD collection for a few seconds I finally found it. I grinned and ran to my room.
"Judie the things you make me do," I shook my head taking off my shirt. I hoped Bella's bra fit my muscular frame. I strapped it on, and filled the cups with oranges. I put my shirt back on, stuck the CD into a CD player, grabbed Judie and ran into the living room.
"Emmett what are you-
"Family meeting," I yelled interrupting Alice. Everyone was downstairs in seconds.
"Emmett dear what are you wearing," Esme asked concerned.
"Silence woman! Now I have come to show you how much awesomer I am then you all starting with my boobs…that happen to be bigger than yours Alice…I'm sorry."
I pressed the play button, groped my oranges and began singing and dancing.
"My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard and there like it's better than yours I can teach you but I have to charge! My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard and there like it's better than yours I can teach you but I have to charge!"
I shook my oranges in Edwards face then Jaspers. "Dance with me!" I grabbed Roses hand shaking my butt, singing along with song, shaking my orange boobs at the right time.
"A-Alice what are you doing," Edward asked her. I turned to her, smiling wide.
"Ooooh! Even better your taping it!" her smile widened when I mentioned it.
"Shake your boobs Emmett," Alice laughed shifting the camera.
"Sure thing!" I shook and shook dancing my butt off until Edward finally tackled me to the ground yelling for me to stop because his eyes were melting. Silly goose, vampire eyes don't melt.
A/N: Emmett and Judie have some serious issues